# The last word **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 28, 2000, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580 "2000-12-28T22:48:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 29
**Author:** ![Mauvaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mauvaise/32/11084_2.png) [@Mauvaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mauvaise)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/561 "2000-12-30T02:04:42Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by iampunha \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by Mauvaise \* > > **I tried bribing Uncle Beer when he peeked in here a bit ago, but apparently women in G-strings and Jello pits do nothing for him.** > > Did you not see the second part of his SN? > > BRIBE THE MAN WITH BEER! > > Foreign, of course. \*\* Hmmm, beer. Well, I suppose that might work, but then what am I going to do with this G-String? And what about all this jello? I hate to them go to waste ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/562 "2000-12-30T02:04:45Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Sapphire Bullet \* > \*\*: **karate chop** : > > to Mauv and Arden! > > I now have both halves of the Last Word!!! > > BEHOLD MY POWER!!! \*\* Ha! You didn’t even look in the right place! More photocopies! ---
**Author:** ![AngelD112](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@AngelD112](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelD112)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/563 "2000-12-30T02:05:43Z")
They just don’t understand, do they? Its OURS!! Mine, and Arden\_Ranger, and Mauv, and FPK…and of course, Wolfie. Good Boy!!:: Tosses him a Wolfie Treat:: I’ve got chocolate sauce. Its Party time!! ---
**Author:** ![Sapphire\_Bullet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/96bed5/32.png) [@Sapphire\_Bullet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sapphire_Bullet)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/564 "2000-12-30T02:05:43Z")
you stay outta this, orion! 🙂 :stuffs the word into her shoe: ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/565 "2000-12-30T02:05:52Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Arden\_Ranger \* > \*\*Ha! You didn’t even look in the right place! More photocopies! \*\* He’s a witch! He turned me into a newt! ---
**Author:** ![Mauvaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mauvaise/32/11084_2.png) [@Mauvaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mauvaise)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/566 "2000-12-30T02:06:35Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Arden\_Ranger \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by Sapphire Bullet \* > > \*\*: **karate chop** : > > > > to Mauv and Arden! > > > > I now have both halves of the Last Word!!! > > > > BEHOLD MY POWER!!! \*\* > > Ha! You didn’t even look in the right place! More photocopies! \*\* ::whispers to Arden:: They don’t have a clue, do they? _mad cackle_ Ow, that chop hurt, Sapph 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Palmyra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/57b2e6/32.png) [@Palmyra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Palmyra)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/567 "2000-12-30T02:06:36Z")
**PUN** turn yer damn AIM on!!! ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/568 "2000-12-30T02:07:36Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Sapphire Bullet \* > \*\*you stay outta this, orion! 🙂 > :stuffs the word into her shoe: \*\* Careful. If your shoes get wet, that toner from the photocopy will leave a nasty blue sploch on ya 😉 ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/569 "2000-12-30T02:07:57Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Palmyra \* > \*\ ***PUN** turn yer damn AIM on!!! \*\* It is on. I just am using a different account. ---
**Author:** ![Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/df705f/32.png) [@Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fairy_Princess_Kitty)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/570 "2000-12-30T02:07:58Z")
_taps iampunha_ You are not a newt _pours caramel on him_ You’re a yummy… ummm can I have this one as my play thing? Kitty ---
**Author:** ![Mauvaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mauvaise/32/11084_2.png) [@Mauvaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mauvaise)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/571 "2000-12-30T02:08:22Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by iampunha \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by Arden\_Ranger \* > > \*\*Ha! You didn’t even look in the right place! More photocopies! \*\* > > He’s a witch! He turned me into a newt! \*\* He who? ---
**Author:** ![Sapphire\_Bullet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/96bed5/32.png) [@Sapphire\_Bullet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sapphire_Bullet)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/572 "2000-12-30T02:08:36Z")
I got bettah 😛 [sub]sorry, mauv- I dont know my own strength :)[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/573 "2000-12-30T02:09:21Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by iampunha \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by Arden\_Ranger \* > > \*\*Ha! You didn’t even look in the right place! More photocopies! \*\* > > He’s a witch! He turned me into a newt! \*\* He? _I_ am _very_ female, thank you. ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/574 "2000-12-30T02:09:27Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Fairy Princess Kitty \* > \*\*_taps iampunha_ You are not a newt _pours caramel on him_ > You’re a yummy… ummm can I have this one as my play thing? > \*\* Sure, so long as you give me a present. I play well, too. People tell me I have good eyes and good hands. Very dextrous fingers. And I can twist my tongue. ---
**Author:** ![Mauvaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mauvaise/32/11084_2.png) [@Mauvaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mauvaise)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/575 "2000-12-30T02:09:40Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Fairy Princess Kitty \* > \*\*_taps iampunha_ You are not a newt _pours caramel on him_ > You’re a yummy… ummm can I have this one as my play thing? > > Kitty \*\* Of course, Kitty, but will you share? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/576 "2000-12-30T02:10:33Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Fairy Princess Kitty \* > \*\*_taps iampunha_ You are not a newt _pours caramel on him_ > You’re a yummy… ummm can I have this one as my play thing? > > Kitty \*\* Because you asked first, yes. All yours ---
**Author:** ![Le\_Sang](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ee7513/32.png) [@Le\_Sang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Le_Sang)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/577 "2000-12-30T02:10:42Z")
hmmm… I think I’ll just take the last word for a little, for spite 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![AngelD112](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@AngelD112](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelD112)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/578 "2000-12-30T02:11:01Z")
Sure you can FPK. :: Hands FPK and leash and collar:: Go for it!! Corvus was gonna be my plaything, but he left last night…and the other guy hasn’t come in here. I think he’s scared. ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/579 "2000-12-30T02:11:06Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Arden\_Ranger \* > \*\*He? _I_ am _very_ female, thank you. \*\* Oh. Right. She’s a witch! She turned me into a newt! An’ her kids, too! ---
**Author:** ![Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/df705f/32.png) [@Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fairy_Princess_Kitty)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/580 "2000-12-30T02:11:39Z")
Do I have to share? This one seems awfully talented. ::licks some caramel off his neck:: And he’s yummy too. Kitty [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580.md?page=28) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580.md?page=30)