# The last word **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 28, 2000, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580 "2000-12-28T22:48:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 30
**Author:** ![Mauvaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mauvaise/32/11084_2.png) [@Mauvaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mauvaise)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/581 "2000-12-30T02:11:43Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by iampunha \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by Fairy Princess Kitty \* > > \*\*_taps iampunha_ You are not a newt _pours caramel on him_ > > You’re a yummy… ummm can I have this one as my play thing? > > \*\* > > Sure, so long as you give me a present. > > I play well, too. People tell me I have good eyes and good hands. Very dextrous fingers. And \*I can twist my tongue. \*\*\* On second though, Kitty… 😃 ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/582 "2000-12-30T02:13:23Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Mauvaise \* > \*\*Of course, Kitty, but will you share? 🙂 \*\* Sorry, but I can only have one owner at a time. Maybe there’s someone else who’d like to be dipped in tasty condiments and exciting flavors and licked off? ---
**Author:** ![AngelD112](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@AngelD112](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelD112)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/583 "2000-12-30T02:13:44Z")
OOH…Iampunha can twist his tongue, and FPK, have you seen that boys stomach? Yummy! Damn it, I need a play thing.(Pardon my language) ---
**Author:** ![Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/df705f/32.png) [@Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fairy_Princess_Kitty)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/584 "2000-12-30T02:13:53Z")
::slips the leash and collar on her new plaything then looks around for the rest of the ice-cream-ish toppings:: Kitty ---
**Author:** ![Mauvaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mauvaise/32/11084_2.png) [@Mauvaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mauvaise)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/585 "2000-12-30T02:14:11Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Le Sang Paresseux \* > \*\*hmmm… I think I’ll just take the last word for a little, for spite 🙂 \*\* Oh, no you don’t! Into the Jello pit with you. ::tumbles Le Sang into the Jello pit and holds the caramel over him in a threatening manner:: ---
**Author:** ![Sapphire\_Bullet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/96bed5/32.png) [@Sapphire\_Bullet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sapphire_Bullet)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/586 "2000-12-30T02:14:30Z")
mine mine mine mine mine!!! and i have butterscotch if anyone is interested 😉 ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/587 "2000-12-30T02:15:28Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by AngelD112 \* > \*\*OOH…Iampunha can twist his tongue, and FPK, have you seen that boys stomach? Yummy! Damn it, I need a play thing.(Pardon my language) \*\* Yeah . . . I’ve lost it. Could someone give it back to me, please? ---
**Author:** ![Mauvaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mauvaise/32/11084_2.png) [@Mauvaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mauvaise)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/588 "2000-12-30T02:15:58Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Fairy Princess Kitty \* > \*\*::slips the leash and collar on her new plaything then looks around for the rest of the ice-cream-ish toppings:: > > Kitty \*\* Here ya go, Kitty: whipped cream (fresh), cherries, nuts (_snicker_), caramel, and some hot (ok, warm) fudge. ---
**Author:** ![Palmyra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/57b2e6/32.png) [@Palmyra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Palmyra)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/589 "2000-12-30T02:16:21Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by iampunha \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by Palmyra \* > > \*\ ***PUN** turn yer damn AIM on!!! \*\* > > It is on. I just am using a different account. \*\* oh ---
**Author:** ![Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/df705f/32.png) [@Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fairy_Princess_Kitty)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/590 "2000-12-30T02:17:19Z")
_strips her plaything down to the regulation jello pit G-string_ Now what’s your favorite topping darling? Kitty ---
**Author:** ![Palmyra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/57b2e6/32.png) [@Palmyra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Palmyra)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/591 "2000-12-30T02:17:43Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by AngelD112 \* > \*\*OOH…Iampunha can twist his tongue, and FPK, have you seen that boys stomach? Yummy! Damn it, I need a play thing.(Pardon my language) \*\* HEY!! that’s my virtual husband!! you have to ask first 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![AngelD112](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@AngelD112](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelD112)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/592 "2000-12-30T02:17:54Z")
Sapphire, into the pit you go! :: Throws her into pit, where she is attacked by the vicious 4 and their mascot:: Where’s my plaything?? :: Smiles innocently, yet again:: ---
**Author:** ![Mauvaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mauvaise/32/11084_2.png) [@Mauvaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mauvaise)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/593 "2000-12-30T02:19:09Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Palmyra \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by AngelD112 \* > > \*\*OOH…Iampunha can twist his tongue, and FPK, have you seen that boys stomach? Yummy! Damn it, I need a play thing.(Pardon my language) \*\* > > HEY!! that’s my virtual husband!! you have to ask first 🙂 \*\* Kitty already did…we just didn’t wait for your permission before granting iampunha to her as her plaything 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/594 "2000-12-30T02:19:32Z")
:: sitting in the corner of the Jello Pit, scrathing Wolfie behind the ears and giving him strawberry roll up treat, smiling smugly in the knowledge that no one will ever think to look for The Last Word halves where they’re hiddedn :: ::Tosses out more photocopies of The Last Word while everyone’s occupied with something else :: ---
**Author:** ![Palmyra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/57b2e6/32.png) [@Palmyra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Palmyra)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/595 "2000-12-30T02:20:35Z")
oh well that’s cool too 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Kricket](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f14d63/32.png) [@Kricket](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kricket)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/596 "2000-12-30T02:21:26Z")
You guys are still at it? ---
**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/597 "2000-12-30T02:23:41Z")
I think I better get my fire extinguisher full of seltzer and hose you people down. ---
**Author:** ![AngelD112](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@AngelD112](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelD112)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/598 "2000-12-30T02:23:56Z")
Into the pit you go!! ---
**Author:** ![Mauvaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mauvaise/32/11084_2.png) [@Mauvaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mauvaise)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/599 "2000-12-30T02:25:00Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Kricket \* > \*\*You guys are still at it? \*\* In a word: Yes 😃 Care to join in? I’m sure there are more regulation G-strings around here, and there’s _always_ room in the Jello pit. ---
**Author:** ![AngelD112](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@AngelD112](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelD112)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/600 "2000-12-30T02:25:51Z")
OOH Wolfie…wet t-shirt contest with seltzer? I’m there!! But does that mean I have to put on a t-shirt. If thats what you want. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580.md?page=29) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580.md?page=31)