# The last word **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 28, 2000, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580 "2000-12-28T22:48:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 31
**Author:** ![Mauvaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mauvaise/32/11084_2.png) [@Mauvaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mauvaise)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/601 "2000-12-30T02:26:14Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Dire Wolf \* > \*\*I think I better get my fire extinguisher full of seltzer and hose you people down. \*\* Is that the best you can come up with to get rid of all this caramel and such? I’m disappointed in you, Wolf 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Palmyra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/57b2e6/32.png) [@Palmyra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Palmyra)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/602 "2000-12-30T02:26:37Z")
what flavor of jello is it? ---
**Author:** ![Mauvaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mauvaise/32/11084_2.png) [@Mauvaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mauvaise)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/603 "2000-12-30T02:27:52Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Palmyra \* > \*\*what flavor of jello is it? > \*\* Strawberry seems to be the flavour of choice around here. ---
**Author:** ![Palmyra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/57b2e6/32.png) [@Palmyra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Palmyra)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/604 "2000-12-30T02:28:51Z")
i was just thinking that **Pun** goes better with strawberry 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/605 "2000-12-30T02:29:08Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Mauvaise \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by Dire Wolf \* > > \*\*I think I better get my fire extinguisher full of seltzer and hose you people down. \*\* > > Is that the best you can come up with to get rid of all this caramel and such? I’m disappointed in you, Wolf 😉 \*\* I don’t think getting rid of it was what he was going for so much as cooling down 🙂 And you’ll have to ask Mauv about the flavor. She brought tonight’s jello supply ---
**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/606 "2000-12-30T02:29:49Z")
Ahhhh, wet T-Shirts are passe. Wet _flesh_ is where it’s at! SHPRITZZZZZZZZZ! ---
**Author:** ![fierra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/58956e/32.png) [@fierra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fierra)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/607 "2000-12-30T02:31:33Z")
DW, how many times do I have to tell you not to shake your snowy fur near the generator when you come inside? ---
**Author:** ![DynoSaur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DynoSaur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DynoSaur)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/608 "2000-12-30T02:33:24Z")
OK, real life has had it’s way with me for long enough. I return myself to your…um, care. :: dives into the pit :: ---
**Author:** ![AngelD112](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@AngelD112](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelD112)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/609 "2000-12-30T02:33:28Z")
:: Does sexy dance in celebration of wet flesh contest:: How am I doing so far, boys? Swallows cup of strawberry jello in one gulp. Come and get it! ---
**Author:** ![Mauvaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mauvaise/32/11084_2.png) [@Mauvaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mauvaise)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/610 "2000-12-30T02:33:57Z")
I can’t imagine why he would want us to _cool down_. _innocent smile_ ---
**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/611 "2000-12-30T02:34:05Z")
**fierra** , baby! How you been??? WHERE you been? [sup]i missed ya![/sup] ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/612 "2000-12-30T02:34:39Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by DynoSaur \* > \*\*OK, real life has had it’s way with me for long enough. I return myself to your…um, care. > > :: dives into the pit :: \*\* Dyno’s back! Who was it that still needed a plaything? ---
**Author:** ![Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/df705f/32.png) [@Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fairy_Princess_Kitty)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/613 "2000-12-30T02:34:49Z")
Yay! Pit Plaything Two is back! Hi Dyno. Kitty ---
**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/614 "2000-12-30T02:35:54Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Mauvaise \* > I can’t imagine why he would want us to _cool down_. _innocent smile_ It’s the only way to keep the Jello firm, of course! ---
**Author:** ![AngelD112](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@AngelD112](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelD112)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/615 "2000-12-30T02:35:59Z")
'Twas me. 'Twas me. I need a plaything!! ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/616 "2000-12-30T02:37:07Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Dire Wolf \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by Mauvaise \* > > I can’t imagine why he would want us to _cool down_. _innocent smile_ > > It’s the only way to keep the Jello firm, of course! \*\* You sure it’s the jello you want to keep firm, Pet? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/df705f/32.png) [@Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fairy_Princess_Kitty)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/617 "2000-12-30T02:37:31Z")
Hey DW, it’s almost your 100oth post, what do you want to do for it? Kitty ---
**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/618 "2000-12-30T02:38:29Z")
Jello Shots, for starters… ---
**Author:** ![Mauvaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mauvaise/32/11084_2.png) [@Mauvaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mauvaise)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/619 "2000-12-30T02:38:54Z")
I still need one as well, but since Angel spoke first, I will defer to her ::deep sigh:: ::wondering what else seltzer keeps firm:: 😃 ---
**Author:** ![DynoSaur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DynoSaur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DynoSaur)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/620 "2000-12-30T02:40:20Z")
Er, have I been assigned yet? Or do I get any choice in the matter? 😉 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580.md?page=30) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580.md?page=32)