# The last word

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 28, 2000, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580 "2000-12-28T22:48:24Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 32

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**Author:** ![Mauvaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mauvaise/32/11084_2.png) [@Mauvaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mauvaise)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/621 "2000-12-30T02:40:24Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Dire Wolf \*  
> \*\*Jello Shots, for starters… \*\*

::starts lining up Jello Shots on various body parts of herself, Kitty, Arden, and Angel.

We’re ready when you are, Wolfie 😉

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**Author:** ![fierra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/58956e/32.png) [@fierra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fierra)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/622 "2000-12-30T02:42:35Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Dire Wolf \*  
> \*\ ***fierra** , baby! How you been??? WHERE you been?
> 
> [sup]i missed ya![/sup] \*\*

Fine, Devon (at my mom’s for xmas)

[sub]me too, I’m organising snausages for ya even as we type![/sub]

Now what’s all this about lime jello…it was bad enough getting thread slime out of your fur last time …

[sub]don’t mention the vb ten page limit…[/sub]

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**Author:** ![Sapphire\_Bullet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/96bed5/32.png) [@Sapphire\_Bullet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sapphire_Bullet)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/623 "2000-12-30T02:43:24Z")

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:climbs out of the pit, covered in jell-o:  
how many times do i gotta tell you?

this is MINE!

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**Author:** ![AngelD112](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@AngelD112](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelD112)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/624 "2000-12-30T02:43:30Z")

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Happy 100th to me! Happy 100th to me! Lookie! Wow!  
Mauv, we could share Dyno until another comes along, if you’d like. I’m willing to share.  
I love Jello-shots. :: Places glass in cleavage. ::  
I’m ready!!

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**Author:** ![Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/df705f/32.png) [@Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fairy_Princess_Kitty)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/625 "2000-12-30T02:44:20Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Mauvaise \*  
> \*\*
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> > [@](#):
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> > \*Originally posted by Dire Wolf \*  
> > \*\*Jello Shots, for starters… \*\*
> 
> ::starts lining up Jello Shots on various body parts of herself, Kitty, Arden, and Angel.
> 
> We’re ready when you are, Wolfie 😉 \*\*

Ooh can we do body shots?

Kitty

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**Author:** ![Mauvaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mauvaise/32/11084_2.png) [@Mauvaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mauvaise)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/626 "2000-12-30T02:44:42Z")

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> \*Originally posted by fierra \*  
> \*\*Now what’s all this about lime jello…it was bad enough getting thread slime out of your fur last time … \*\*

No, not lime…strawberry. The Jello of choice for wrestling 🙂

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**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/627 "2000-12-30T02:44:57Z")

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Ah, Devon must be lovely at Christmas time.  
_sniff sniff_ I do believe I smell…is it…could it be…

Snausages!!!  
[sup]with KC BBQ sauce???[/sup]

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**Author:** ![Sapphire\_Bullet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/96bed5/32.png) [@Sapphire\_Bullet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sapphire_Bullet)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/628 "2000-12-30T02:45:09Z")

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:snatches the word:  
**gimme!**

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**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/629 "2000-12-30T02:46:50Z")

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> \*Originally posted by fierra \*  
> \*\*  
> Now what’s all this about lime jello…it was bad enough getting thread slime out of your fur last time …
> 
> [sub]don’t mention the vb ten page limit…[/sub] \*\*

It’s Strawberry jello, at Wolfie’s request. 🙂 He’s the Official Plaything/Mascot of the Jello Pit.

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**Author:** ![DynoSaur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DynoSaur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DynoSaur)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/630 "2000-12-30T02:48:12Z")

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> \*Originally posted by AngelD112 \*  
> \*\*Happy 100th to me! Happy 100th to me! Lookie! Wow!  
> Mauv, we could share Dyno until another comes along, if you’d like. I’m willing to share.  
> I love Jello-shots. :: Places glass in cleavage. ::  
> I’m ready!! \*\*

Well, if you really want to share 😉

But, either way, this shot is mine, and, ever so temporarily, the word is, too

:: quickly grabs and empties the shot glass without using his hands ::

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**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/631 "2000-12-30T02:48:19Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Sapphire Bullet \*  
> \*\*:snatches the word:  
> **gimme!** \*\*

Ya still haven’t found The Tru Final Word. 😃

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**Author:** ![AngelD112](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@AngelD112](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelD112)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/632 "2000-12-30T02:48:52Z")

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Happy 101th to me! I’m all for body shots…teach me!!

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**Author:** ![Mauvaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mauvaise/32/11084_2.png) [@Mauvaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mauvaise)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/633 "2000-12-30T02:49:45Z")

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> \*Originally posted by AngelD112 \*  
> \*\*Happy 100th to me! Happy 100th to me! Lookie! Wow!  
> Mauv, we could share Dyno until another comes along, if you’d like. I’m willing to share.  
> I love Jello-shots. :: Places glass in cleavage. ::  
> I’m ready!! \*\*

Happy 100th!!!

Sharing is grand! I’m sure Dyno won’t mind, will you, Dyno?

::whispers to Angel:: this is for a 1000 post party, don’t use a glass, place the shot directly on skin 😃

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> \*Originally posted by Kitty \*  
> \*\*Ooh can we do body shots? \*\*

Of course, Kitty, in the Jello pit _anything_ goes!

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**Author:** ![Mauvaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mauvaise/32/11084_2.png) [@Mauvaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mauvaise)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/634 "2000-12-30T02:51:29Z")

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> \*Originally posted by DynoSaur \*  
> \*\*Well, if you really want to share 😉
> 
> But, either way, this shot is mine, and, ever so temporarily, the word is, too\*\*

That’s just a decoy, Dyno 😃

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**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/635 "2000-12-30T02:53:39Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Mauvaise \*  
> \*\*
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> > [@](#):
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> > \*Originally posted by DynoSaur \*  
> > \*\*Well, if you really want to share 😉
> > 
> > But, either way, this shot is mine, and, ever so temporarily, the word is, too\*\*
> 
> That’s just a decoy, Dyno 😃 \*\*

::sigh::

They just never listen, do they Mauv?

Wolfie! Come get your body shots so I can wrestle!

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**Author:** ![Sapphire\_Bullet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/96bed5/32.png) [@Sapphire\_Bullet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sapphire_Bullet)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/636 "2000-12-30T02:53:42Z")

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It’s you guys that have the fakes.  
I have the one and only true word.  
JEBUS!

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**Author:** ![AngelD112](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@AngelD112](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelD112)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/637 "2000-12-30T02:54:06Z")

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Thanks Mauv. I’ll rememeber that. =)  
:: Hands Mauv leash and collar::  
Help me tie up Dyno.  
Dyno, get over here :: Ties up Dyno::  
You are now, officially, the plaything of Mauv and I.

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**Author:** ![DynoSaur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DynoSaur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DynoSaur)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/638 "2000-12-30T02:54:48Z")

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> \*Originally posted by AngelD112 \*  
> \*\*Happy 101th to me! I’m all for body shots…teach me!! \*\*

Ooh. Do I get to be the one to teach her? Cool.  
Seeing as I have the tequila all ready and everything…

OK…lay down…now, hold this lime in your mouth…don’t mind me, while i put this salt on your thigh…and pour the tequila into your navel…

_licks the salt off Angel’s thigh, slurps the tequila, and kisses her to get the lime_

fun, eh? 😉

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**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/639 "2000-12-30T02:55:06Z")

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Hey, you guys make sure you save me a couple of shots now, alright?

Yeah, like _that’s_ gonna be a problem with all this Jello…

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**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/640 "2000-12-30T02:55:46Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Sapphire Bullet \*  
> \*\*It’s you guys that have the fakes.  
> I have the one and only true word.  
> JEBUS! \*\*

Nope, nope. We’ve had it since page one. 🙂

And we have it now.

🆒

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