# The last word **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 28, 2000, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580 "2000-12-28T22:48:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 34
**Author:** ![Mauvaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mauvaise/32/11084_2.png) [@Mauvaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mauvaise)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/661 "2000-12-30T03:11:28Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by DynoSaur \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by Fairy Princess Kitty \* > > \*\*Dyno, you could always try to corrupt me some more, though I’m not sure if there’s more to corrupt. > > > > Kitty \*\* > > Well, if I can’t corrupt **you** , there’s always the possibility that you could corrupt me more 😉 > > But I’ll have to see some ID, first 😉 \*\* ::lines up to be corrupted, ID in hand:: ---
**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/662 "2000-12-30T03:11:36Z")
AR, get yer booty over here! In honor of my P1K, I want a body shot off of your lovely bod… ---
**Author:** ![Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/df705f/32.png) [@Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fairy_Princess_Kitty)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/663 "2000-12-30T03:12:00Z")
Angel you’re legal in Vegas and Florida at least Kitty ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/664 "2000-12-30T03:13:34Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Dire Wolf \* > \*\*AR, get yer booty over here! > > In honor of my P1K, I want a body shot off of your lovely bod… \*\* Yes, my Pet. ::assumes the required bdy shot position of his choise with appropriate trimmings:: Come and get it. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Mauvaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mauvaise/32/11084_2.png) [@Mauvaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mauvaise)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/665 "2000-12-30T03:13:39Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by AngelD112 \* > \*\*It has to be a record, and in 29 hours too. > I’m 17.Is underage bad? :: Pouts :: Will you forgive me? or should I go sit in my corner and cry? \*\* Angel, dear, it’s not bad, it’s illegal. 😃 We forgive you of course, please don’t sit in a corner and cry. You may have to wait a few more months for more body shots though. ---
**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/666 "2000-12-30T03:13:58Z")
And Mauvaise, you get yerself on over here, too! Mm-Mm-MMMMM! Double booty body shots! Hell Yeah! ---
**Author:** ![Sapphire\_Bullet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/96bed5/32.png) [@Sapphire\_Bullet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sapphire_Bullet)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/667 "2000-12-30T03:14:35Z")
:dragging a police officer behind her (the cute one from Austin!: Officer, they stole my word!!! And they are dinking and playing in jell-o!! You must stop this at once! ---
**Author:** ![DynoSaur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DynoSaur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DynoSaur)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/668 "2000-12-30T03:15:48Z")
Well, Angel, I won’t call the cops if you won’t. 😉 And, Mauv, I get the feeling that you’d certainly be the one doing the corrupting. Not that I mind, of course… As for Sapphire…dear one, I’d bite you, if only you’d give me the chance. Meanwhile, however, I owe Kitty a body shot. Would you like to be the shot or take the shot? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![AngelD112](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@AngelD112](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelD112)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/669 "2000-12-30T03:16:46Z")
FPK, 17 is legal in Florida and Vegas? How about that? I live in Florida. Thank you Mauv. No more body shots, but I can still play in the jello pit. Fair enough. Mauv, I guess Dyno is yours now. =) :: Dives back into pit:: ---
**Author:** ![Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/df705f/32.png) [@Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fairy_Princess_Kitty)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/670 "2000-12-30T03:16:54Z")
_scratches wolfy between the ears_ Calm down boy Kitty ---
**Author:** ![Sapphire\_Bullet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/96bed5/32.png) [@Sapphire\_Bullet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sapphire_Bullet)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/671 "2000-12-30T03:17:59Z")
no more shooting!!! ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/672 "2000-12-30T03:18:02Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Sapphire Bullet \* > \*\*:dragging a police officer behind her (the cute one from Austin!: > Officer, they stole my word!!! And they are dinking and playing in jell-o!! You must stop this at once! \*\* Not true, officer! :: produces signed certificate of ownership :: See? ours. :: Officer agrees with AR and asks if he can have a body shot for the road :: ---
**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/673 "2000-12-30T03:18:09Z")
Sllluuuurrrrrppppppp! Delicious, nutritious. Arden\_Ranger, The Pause That Refreshes. And some strawberry fruit roll-ups for garnish…nice touch 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Mauvaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mauvaise/32/11084_2.png) [@Mauvaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mauvaise)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/674 "2000-12-30T03:18:44Z")
::slides over to Wolfie and arranges herself however he wishes:: I’m all yours, Dear (at least for one shot). Dyno: ::blinks innocently:: whatever would make you say that? ---
**Author:** ![Sapphire\_Bullet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/96bed5/32.png) [@Sapphire\_Bullet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sapphire_Bullet)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/675 "2000-12-30T03:19:21Z")
:officer tricks you and puts you in handcuffs, grabs the word, and hands it to me: YAY! ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/676 "2000-12-30T03:20:13Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Dire Wolf \* > \*\*Sllluuuurrrrrppppppp! > > Delicious, nutritious. Arden\_Ranger, The Pause That Refreshes. > > And some strawberry fruit roll-ups for garnish…nice touch 😉 \*\* (Oh, lord. I gotta save that in my sig file!) Anything for yuo, babe ---
**Author:** ![Mauvaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mauvaise/32/11084_2.png) [@Mauvaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mauvaise)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/677 "2000-12-30T03:20:19Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Arden\_Ranger \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by Sapphire Bullet \* > > \*\*:dragging a police officer behind her (the cute one from Austin!: > > Officer, they stole my word!!! And they are dinking and playing in jell-o!! You must stop this at once! \*\* > > Not true, officer! > > :: produces signed certificate of ownership :: > > See? ours. > > :: Officer agrees with AR and asks if he can have a body shot for the road :: \*\* Really, Sapph, did you honestly think that would work? Heh ::shakes her head:: ---
**Author:** ![DynoSaur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DynoSaur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DynoSaur)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/678 "2000-12-30T03:20:29Z")
Oh, just a feeling I get, Mauv. Nothing in particular. ---
**Author:** ![AngelD112](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@AngelD112](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelD112)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/679 "2000-12-30T03:21:11Z")
You’d think that after this long, people would stop trying to get this word back. But whatever. ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/680 "2000-12-30T03:21:18Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Sapphire Bullet \* > \*\*:officer tricks you and puts you in handcuffs, grabs the word, and hands it to me: > > YAY! \*\* 🙂 Only if he can find it Which he can’t So, 😛 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580.md?page=33) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580.md?page=35)