# The last word **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 28, 2000, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580 "2000-12-28T22:48:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 35
**Author:** ![Mauvaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mauvaise/32/11084_2.png) [@Mauvaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mauvaise)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/681 "2000-12-30T03:22:24Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Sapphire Bullet \* > \*\*:officer tricks you and puts you in handcuffs, grabs the word, and hands it to me: > > YAY! \*\* Officer would never do that, Sapph, he’s halfway to being too drunk to do anything, what with all the body shots he’s consumed. ::works on getting Officer in the Regulation G-String and into the Jello pit:: ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/682 "2000-12-30T03:23:25Z")
I suppose FPK has gone to bed? Then there’s nobody to play with me . . . ---
**Author:** ![Mauvaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mauvaise/32/11084_2.png) [@Mauvaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mauvaise)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/683 "2000-12-30T03:23:58Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by DynoSaur \* > \*\*Oh, just a feeling I get, Mauv. Nothing in particular. \*\* Maybe you speak a bit of French and have translated my username? 🙂 Angel, they will Never learn, but that’s ok, we know. ---
**Author:** ![DynoSaur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DynoSaur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DynoSaur)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/684 "2000-12-30T03:24:24Z")
Not to mention the fact that the officer is drastically outnumbered in the handcuff department here… ---
**Author:** ![Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/df705f/32.png) [@Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fairy_Princess_Kitty)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/685 "2000-12-30T03:24:50Z")
_tosses iampunha a bottle of tequila_ Bed? Ha! You up for body shots? Kitty ---
**Author:** ![Mauvaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mauvaise/32/11084_2.png) [@Mauvaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mauvaise)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/686 "2000-12-30T03:25:40Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by iampunha \* > \*\*I suppose FPK has gone to bed? > > Then there’s nobody to play with me . . . \*\* Awww, poor iampunha. ::tickles him under the chin:: I’m sure the rest of us can keep you occupied, if you wish 😃 ---
**Author:** ![DynoSaur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DynoSaur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DynoSaur)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/687 "2000-12-30T03:26:10Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Mauvaise \* > \*\* > > Maybe you speak a bit of French and have translated my username? 🙂 > \*\* Actually, I speak no French and can’t come up with anything in Spanish close enough to let me guess. However, I’m horribly curious, now. As for the biting…come a little closer 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/df705f/32.png) [@Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fairy_Princess_Kitty)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/688 "2000-12-30T03:27:12Z")
_taps Mauv’s hand_ My play thing Kitty ---
**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/689 "2000-12-30T03:27:23Z")
Slllluuurrrpppppp! A tasty treat! Mauvaise, She’s The Real Thing! Thanks for sharing 😉 ---
**Author:** ![AngelD112](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@AngelD112](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelD112)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/690 "2000-12-30T03:28:01Z")
These would be some great blackmail pictures.=) ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/691 "2000-12-30T03:28:27Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Fairy Princess Kitty \* > \*\*_tosses iampunha a bottle of tequila_ Bed? Ha! You up for body shots? > \*\* I don’t drink . . . I find that absence of alcohol increases virility and associated things. Want to get out of all this sticky jello and into a nice warm shower? BTW, _Mauvaise_ is the feminine equivalent of Mauvais, which means worse (or bad, or something to that effect). ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/692 "2000-12-30T03:28:33Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by DynoSaur \* > \*\*Not to mention the fact that the officer is drastically outnumbered in the handcuff department here… \*\* Let’s not forget underpaid and probably unappreciated. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/df705f/32.png) [@Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fairy_Princess_Kitty)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/693 "2000-12-30T03:29:59Z")
A shower sounds nice, all warm and yummy… Kitty ---
**Author:** ![Mauvaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mauvaise/32/11084_2.png) [@Mauvaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mauvaise)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/694 "2000-12-30T03:30:26Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by DynoSaur \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by Mauvaise \* > > \*\* > > > > Maybe you speak a bit of French and have translated my username? 🙂 > > \*\* > > Actually, I speak no French and can’t come up with anything in Spanish close enough to let me guess. However, I’m horribly curious, now. > > As for the biting…come a little closer 😉 \*\* ::slides through the Jello coming to a stop just out of Dyno’s reach:: Mauvaise if French for “evil/wicked” Kitty, I merely gave him a wee tickle under the chin, to cheer him up a bit. I would never play with him 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/695 "2000-12-30T03:33:18Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Fairy Princess Kitty \* > \*\*A shower sounds nice, all warm and yummy… > \*\* With WATER, not jello or . . . other stuff! I’m not too ticklish under my chin, fortunately. But you’ll have to discover for yourself where I **am** ticklish;) ---
**Author:** ![Mauvaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mauvaise/32/11084_2.png) [@Mauvaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mauvaise)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/696 "2000-12-30T03:33:34Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Dire Wolf \* > \*\*Slllluuurrrpppppp! > > A tasty treat! Mauvaise, She’s The Real Thing! > > Thanks for sharing 😉 \*\* Oh, crap, that just screams sig, may I? And anytime, Wolfie, anytime. > [@](#): > > _Originally posted by Angel \*\*\* > These would be some great blackmail pictures.=)_\* Wouldn’t they though? Reminds me again of that last night with Tequila 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/df705f/32.png) [@Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fairy_Princess_Kitty)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/697 "2000-12-30T03:34:41Z")
Alright Mauv, I forgive you. But just this once. Kitty ---
**Author:** ![Mauvaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mauvaise/32/11084_2.png) [@Mauvaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mauvaise)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/698 "2000-12-30T03:35:39Z")
[QUOTE] \*Originally posted by iampunha \* \*\* > [@](#): > > I’m not too ticklish under my chin, fortunately. But you’ll have to discover for yourself where I **am** ticklish;) \*\* No way, man, I’ve been warned once. I’ll leave that to Kitty, I’m sure she’ll share the information once she discovers it. ---
**Author:** ![DynoSaur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DynoSaur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DynoSaur)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/699 "2000-12-30T03:35:52Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Mauvaise \* > \*\* > > ::slides through the Jello coming to a stop just out of Dyno’s reach:: > \*\* Wicked, eh? Interesting 😉 Now…hmmm… :: eyes Mauv, looking for a good place to nibble :: ---
**Author:** ![Sapphire\_Bullet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/96bed5/32.png) [@Sapphire\_Bullet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sapphire_Bullet)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/700 "2000-12-30T03:35:54Z")
> [@](#): > > Not to mention the fact that the officer is drastically outnumbered in the handcuff department here… I could help him. I have **several** pairs, you know. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580.md?page=34) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580.md?page=36)