# The last word **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 28, 2000, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580 "2000-12-28T22:48:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 36
**Author:** ![AngelD112](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@AngelD112](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelD112)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/701 "2000-12-30T03:37:25Z")
Hey, Mauv…Want me to send you a copy of those pictures? They’re some doozies ---
**Author:** ![Mauvaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mauvaise/32/11084_2.png) [@Mauvaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mauvaise)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/702 "2000-12-30T03:38:48Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Sapphire Bullet \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > Not to mention the fact that the officer is drastically outnumbered in the handcuff department here… > > I could help him. I have **several** pairs, you know. > \*\* That still wouldn’t get you the Last Word, Sapph, but help away 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/703 "2000-12-30T03:39:42Z")
Sig away, Mauvaise. I’d be honored 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/df705f/32.png) [@Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fairy_Princess_Kitty)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/704 "2000-12-30T03:39:48Z")
Saphire, I bet yours aren’t leopard print like mine. Kitty ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/705 "2000-12-30T03:40:24Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Fairy Princess Kitty \* > \*\*Alright Mauv, I forgive you. But just this once. > \*\* So we only get one forgive? Damn, what a picky Kitty! I never did like cats, anyway. ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/706 "2000-12-30T03:43:02Z")
I just know my girlfriend’s gonna have my ass when she reads this:) ---
**Author:** ![Mauvaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mauvaise/32/11084_2.png) [@Mauvaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mauvaise)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/707 "2000-12-30T03:43:44Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by iampunha \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by Fairy Princess Kitty \* > > \*\*Alright Mauv, I forgive you. But just this once. > > \*\* > > So we only get one forgive? Damn, what a picky Kitty! > > I never did like cats, anyway. \*\* ::winces:: EEP! That was rather harsh, iampunha. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/708 "2000-12-30T03:43:51Z")
Dear lord. Page 15. :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/df705f/32.png) [@Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fairy_Princess_Kitty)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/709 "2000-12-30T03:44:28Z")
_pats iampunha on the head_ Well you could always ask her to join us. Kitty ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/710 "2000-12-30T03:45:54Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Mauvaise \* > \*\*::winces:: EEP! That was rather harsh, iampunha. 😛 \*\* Well, it’s true! All my best friends are . . . wait, no . . . I’ve never met a pussy . . . wait, no . . . Kitty, you understand . . . my girlfriend reads this board. And when she discovers us doing this . . . ---
**Author:** ![DynoSaur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DynoSaur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DynoSaur)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/711 "2000-12-30T03:45:59Z")
Awww, poor Kitty… _waggles the tequila bottle at her_ not everyone here hates cats 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/712 "2000-12-30T03:46:28Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by iampunha \* > \*\*I just know my girlfriend’s gonna have my ass when she reads this:) \*\* Lucky girl 😉 ---
**Author:** ![AngelD112](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@AngelD112](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelD112)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/713 "2000-12-30T03:46:58Z")
15 pages in a little over 29 hours!! Should we place bets on when this is gonna end? This is kinda freaky, if you think about it. Why are the moderators letting it get so long? :: plays Twilight Zone theme:: ---
**Author:** ![Mauvaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mauvaise/32/11084_2.png) [@Mauvaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mauvaise)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/714 "2000-12-30T03:47:11Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by iampunha \* > \*\*I just know my girlfriend’s gonna have my ass when she reads this:) \*\* Maybe by the time she gets around to the boards again this thread will be buried deep. ::giggles:: Thanks, Wolfie, you’ve been added 🙂 Yes, Dyno, I am rather Evil, my FL friends dubbed me the Evil Temptress (truth) ---
**Author:** ![Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/df705f/32.png) [@Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fairy_Princess_Kitty)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/715 "2000-12-30T03:47:21Z")
_snuggles up closer to Dyno_ At least someone here loves me. Kitty ---
**Author:** ![Mauvaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mauvaise/32/11084_2.png) [@Mauvaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mauvaise)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/716 "2000-12-30T03:48:47Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Mauvaise \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by iampunha \* > > \*\*I just know my girlfriend’s gonna have my ass when she reads this:) \*\* > > Maybe by the time she gets around to the boards again this thread will be buried deep. ::giggles:: > > Thanks, Wolfie, you’ve been added 🙂 > > Yes, Dyno, I am rather Evil, my FL friends dubbed me the Evil Temptress (truth) \*\* RL friends RL ::smacks self:: PREVIEW !!! sheesh :o ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/717 "2000-12-30T03:50:20Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by AngelD112 \* > \*\*15 pages in a little over 29 hours!! Should we place bets on when this is gonna end? This is kinda freaky, if you think about it. Why are the moderators letting it get so long? :: plays Twilight Zone theme:: \*\* Maybe they think if we’re occupied here, we’re not making trouble so,ewhere else. Maybe they meant to around page 11 or 12, but got caught up in something else, looked at it and they’re afraid of it now. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/718 "2000-12-30T03:51:42Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Arden\_Ranger \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by iampunha \* > > \*\*I just know my girlfriend’s gonna have my ass when she reads this:) \*\* > > Lucky girl 😉 \*\* AR, she lives in The Deep South. I live in VA. Only ass she’s getting is from her annoying friends. Beside which, what in the blazes do you know about my ass? ::Punha, feeling lonely, taps FPK on the shoulder. “I don’t like kitties, but I do like cute girls.”:: ---
**Author:** ![Mauvaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mauvaise/32/11084_2.png) [@Mauvaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mauvaise)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/719 "2000-12-30T03:52:03Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Arden\_Ranger \* > \*\*Maybe they think if we’re occupied here, we’re not making trouble so,ewhere else. > > Maybe they meant to around page 11 or 12, but got caught up in something else, looked at it and they’re afraid of it now. 😃 \*\* I’ll bet they aren’t the only ones afraid of this thread. We seem to have frittered down to a rather select group. ---
**Author:** ![Sapphire\_Bullet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/96bed5/32.png) [@Sapphire\_Bullet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sapphire_Bullet)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/720 "2000-12-30T03:52:26Z")
> [@](#): > > Saphire, I bet yours aren’t leopard print like mine. No, they are cold, shiny metal. Anything less would be weird! 😛 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580.md?page=35) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580.md?page=37)