# The last word

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 28, 2000, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580 "2000-12-28T22:48:24Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 37

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**Author:** ![Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/df705f/32.png) [@Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fairy_Princess_Kitty)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/721 "2000-12-30T03:53:18Z")

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Yeah, Mauv…  
The few, the proud

Kitty

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**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/722 "2000-12-30T03:53:57Z")

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Dare I say . . .

“Guy Stuff” got to 22 pages, if memory serves.

This thread seems bound for AT LEAST 16 pages. That’s Going to see me well through 3500 posts before January 6, which will keep my average at a blistering 500 ppm.

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**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/723 "2000-12-30T03:55:27Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Mauvaise \*  
> \*\*I’ll bet they aren’t the only ones afraid of this thread. We seem to have frittered down to a rather select group. \*\*

EVERYONE ELSE HAS GONE TO BED!

[sub]Or they can’t load a 15-page thread[/sub]

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**Author:** ![AngelD112](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@AngelD112](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelD112)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/724 "2000-12-30T03:55:30Z")

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I’m proud. Can we get some sort of reward for this? This is remarkable.~Lisa

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**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/725 "2000-12-30T03:56:15Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by iampunha \*  
> \*\*
> 
> AR, she lives in The Deep South. I live in VA. Only ass she’s getting is from her annoying friends.
> 
> Beside which, what in the blazes do you know about my ass?
> 
> \*\*

Aw, calm down, Punha, it was a compliment based on previous posts about your talented tongue. Sheesh

Try and play nice…:rolleyes:

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**Author:** ![DynoSaur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DynoSaur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DynoSaur)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/726 "2000-12-30T03:56:50Z")

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_squeezes Kitty closer, offers her the bottle_

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**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/727 "2000-12-30T03:58:10Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Arden\_Ranger \*  
> \*\*Aw, calm down, Punha, it was a compliment based on previous posts about your talented tongue. Sheesh
> 
> Try and play nice…:rolleyes:
> 
> \*\*

Ack. Forgot Smilies.

:):):):):););););):p:p:p:D:D:D

Better now?

I haven’t ever gotten to use my tongue for anything useful . . . and my ass is nearly invisible.

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**Author:** ![Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/df705f/32.png) [@Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fairy_Princess_Kitty)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/728 "2000-12-30T03:58:23Z")

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Angel, you mean our sigs aren’t enough of a reward?

Kitty

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**Author:** ![Emperor\_Penguin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c2a13f/32.png) [@Emperor\_Penguin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emperor_Penguin)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/729 "2000-12-30T04:00:12Z")

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Good lord…

This is _still_ going on?

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**Author:** ![Sapphire\_Bullet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/96bed5/32.png) [@Sapphire\_Bullet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sapphire_Bullet)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/730 "2000-12-30T04:00:13Z")

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:hands punha his meds:

calm down, hon. we’re just playing.

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**Author:** ![Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/df705f/32.png) [@Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fairy_Princess_Kitty)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/731 "2000-12-30T04:00:15Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by DynoSaur \*  
> \*\*_squeezes Kitty closer, offers her the bottle_
> 
> \*\*

_smiles at Dyno then takes a nice long drink from the bottle_ Nice.

Kitty

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**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/732 "2000-12-30T04:00:16Z")

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::tackles Kitty::

Yer not going anywhere.

I, however, have to leave.

Now.

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**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/733 "2000-12-30T04:01:05Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by iampunha \*\*\*  
> Ack. Forgot Smilies.
> 
> :):):):):););););):p:p:p:D:D:D
> 
> Better now?
> 
> I haven’t ever gotten to use my tongue for anything useful . . . and my ass is nearly invisible. \*\*

Yes, all better. 🙂 I thought I was getting jumped on for paying a guy a compliment. Quite disheartening.

Carry On!

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**Author:** ![Mauvaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mauvaise/32/11084_2.png) [@Mauvaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mauvaise)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/734 "2000-12-30T04:02:39Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Corvus \*  
> \*\*Good lord…
> 
> This is _still_ going on?  
> \*\*

Sure is, Corvus, care to come play in the Jello with me? Or can I offer you a body shot?

Dyno, you want one? ::grins evilly::

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**Author:** ![AngelD112](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@AngelD112](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelD112)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/735 "2000-12-30T04:04:11Z")

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Poor Iampunha. I hope you get to use that tongue soon!  
Girls, do we still have the word? (Lisa’s poor excuse at getting back on topic)

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**Author:** ![Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/df705f/32.png) [@Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fairy_Princess_Kitty)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/736 "2000-12-30T04:05:19Z")

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Of course we do Angel, we shall never ever ever let it go! Wa ha ha

Kitty

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**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/737 "2000-12-30T04:05:50Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by AngelD112 \*  
> \*\*Poor Iampunha. I hope you get to use that tongue soon!  
> Girls, do we still have the word? (Lisa’s poor excuse at getting back on topic) \*\*

Of course! Both halves securely secreted away and dozens of photocopies left lying around as bait. 🙂

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**Author:** ![DynoSaur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DynoSaur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DynoSaur)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/738 "2000-12-30T04:06:09Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Fairy Princess Kitty \*  
> \*\*
> 
> _smiles at Dyno then takes a nice long drink from the bottle_ Nice.
> 
> Kitty \*\*

Mmmhmmm. But, should I be checking your ID, too? 😉

_whispers something in Kitty’s ear_

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**Author:** ![AngelD112](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@AngelD112](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelD112)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/739 "2000-12-30T04:06:21Z")

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Right. Our sigs. I Forgot!(See Below)  
Corvus, Darling…so nice to see you again! Did you sleep well? How old are you? (Girls, if he’s not too old, can he be my plaything?)

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**Author:** ![Mauvaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mauvaise/32/11084_2.png) [@Mauvaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mauvaise)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/740 "2000-12-30T04:07:35Z")

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> [@](#):
>
> \*Originally posted by AngelD112 \*  
> \*\*Poor Iampunha. I hope you get to use that tongue soon!  
> Girls, do we still have the word? (Lisa’s poor excuse at getting back on topic) \*\*

Of course, Arden and I have never let our perspective halves out of … don’t want to tell the hiding places 😃

Topic? Ohhh, that’s right, there was a reason we were all posting here in the first place, wasn’t there?

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