# The last word

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 28, 2000, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580 "2000-12-28T22:48:24Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 38

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**Author:** ![Sapphire\_Bullet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/96bed5/32.png) [@Sapphire\_Bullet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sapphire_Bullet)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/741 "2000-12-30T04:08:03Z")

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…mission impossible music…

:breaks into the safe and slinks away with both halves of the word:

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**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/742 "2000-12-30T04:09:56Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Sapphire Bullet \*  
> \*\*…mission impossible music…
> 
> :breaks into the safe and slinks away with both halves of the word:
> 
> \*\*

Another took the bait, Mauv! 🆒

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**Author:** ![DynoSaur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DynoSaur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DynoSaur)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/743 "2000-12-30T04:10:00Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Mauvaise \*  
> \*\*
> 
> Dyno, you want one? ::grins evilly:: \*\*

_slips over to Mauv, sets up the shot, nibbles his way up her leg before licking the salt off, takes the shot, and runs his tongue over her lips as he takes the lime_

umm, Kitty…you next? 😉

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**Author:** ![Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/df705f/32.png) [@Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fairy_Princess_Kitty)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/744 "2000-12-30T04:10:04Z")

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::blushes at Dyno’s whispers::  
Oh really?  
_snuggles closer to him_  
Anyone remember where we left the ice cream stuff?

Kitty

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**Author:** ![Sapphire\_Bullet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/96bed5/32.png) [@Sapphire\_Bullet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sapphire_Bullet)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/745 "2000-12-30T04:10:41Z")

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> [@](#):
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> _whispers something in Kitty’s ear_

I heard that!!! I do **not** lick people just for the salt!

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**Author:** ![Mauvaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mauvaise/32/11084_2.png) [@Mauvaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mauvaise)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/746 "2000-12-30T04:11:12Z")

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Sure, Lisa, but he hasn’t come back yet. Seems the men just don’t have the stamina it takes to sustain this thread 😃

::wipes the salt off her body since no one took her up on the offer of a body shot:: :: pouts ::

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**Author:** ![Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/df705f/32.png) [@Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fairy_Princess_Kitty)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/747 "2000-12-30T04:11:55Z")

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Me next? I’d be delighted.

Kitty

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**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/748 "2000-12-30T04:12:02Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Fairy Princess Kitty \*  
> \*\*::blushes at Dyno’s whispers::  
> Oh really?  
> _snuggles closer to him_  
> Anyone remember where we left the ice cream stuff?
> 
> Kitty \*\*

Right behind ya, babe. Just on the ledge there. By the broken Pit rail :: Gives Dyno accusatory look ::

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**Author:** ![Mauvaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mauvaise/32/11084_2.png) [@Mauvaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mauvaise)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/749 "2000-12-30T04:13:40Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Arden\_Ranger \*  
> \*\*
> 
> > [@](#):
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> > \*Originally posted by Sapphire Bullet \*  
> > \*\*…mission impossible music…
> > 
> > :breaks into the safe and slinks away with both halves of the word:
> > 
> > \*\*
> 
> Another took the bait, Mauv! 🆒 \*\*

As if we’d put something like that in a safe. :rolleyes:

(damn that posting at the same time thing) Thanks, Dyno, was beginning to think you didn’t like me anymore 😛

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**Author:** ![AngelD112](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@AngelD112](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelD112)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/750 "2000-12-30T04:16:04Z")

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Thanks Mauv. You’re so good to me. Corvus? Where are you Corvus? I hope he’s not too old.

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**Author:** ![Emperor\_Penguin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c2a13f/32.png) [@Emperor\_Penguin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emperor_Penguin)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/751 "2000-12-30T04:16:12Z")

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> \*Originally posted by AngelD112 \*  
> \*\*Right. Our sigs. I Forgot!(See Below)  
> Corvus, Darling…so nice to see you again! Did you sleep well? How old are you? (Girls, if he’s not too old, can he be my plaything?)  
> \*\*

Hi!

Me, I’m 19, if ya wanna know…

Do I still count as a plaything?

(tucks away last word)

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**Author:** ![Sapphire\_Bullet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/96bed5/32.png) [@Sapphire\_Bullet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sapphire_Bullet)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/752 "2000-12-30T04:17:07Z")

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darnit, darnit, darnit!  
I am telling you guys, if you don’t hand over that word immediately I am gonna go nuts!!!

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**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/753 "2000-12-30T04:17:23Z")

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:: mindless whistling ::

Hi, still kicking back here, watching the hijinks.

Gee, I wonder where that original Word could be??? Well, I’m sure someone will find it.

:: more mindless whistling ::

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**Author:** ![DynoSaur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DynoSaur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DynoSaur)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/754 "2000-12-30T04:18:13Z")

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_grabs the caramel and hides it_

that’s not what you were looking for, was it, Kitty? 😉

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**Author:** ![Mauvaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mauvaise/32/11084_2.png) [@Mauvaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mauvaise)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/755 "2000-12-30T04:20:15Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Corvus \*  
> \*\*  
> Hi!
> 
> Me, I’m 19, if ya wanna know…
> 
> Do I still count as a plaything?
> 
> (tucks away last word) \*\*

Yes, you count as a plaything but: Damn!! Too young for me ::sighs::

I think you’re a good age for Angel, do you live in Fla or Nevada? 😃

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**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/756 "2000-12-30T04:20:37Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Dire Wolf \*  
> \*\*:: mindless whistling ::
> 
> Hi, still kicking back here, watching the hijinks.
> 
> Gee, I wonder where that original Word could be??? Well, I’m sure someone will find it.
> 
> :: more mindless whistling :: \*\*

Come here plaything. You’re talking without permission again 🙂

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**Author:** ![Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/df705f/32.png) [@Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fairy_Princess_Kitty)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/757 "2000-12-30T04:21:48Z")

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_pouts when Dyno takes the caramel but then covers him in strawberry, pineapple and warm fudge like thhe DQ banana splits_

Kitty

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**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/758 "2000-12-30T04:21:55Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Sapphire Bullet \*  
> \*\*darnit, darnit, darnit!  
> I am telling you guys, if you don’t hand over that word immediately I am gonna go nuts!!! \*\*

heh. 😛

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**Author:** ![DynoSaur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DynoSaur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DynoSaur)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/759 "2000-12-30T04:22:01Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Mauvaise \*  
> \*\*
> 
> Yes, you count as a plaything but: Damn!! Too young for me ::sighs::  
> \*\*

Uh oh…19 is too young for you? How about 23? 😉

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**Author:** ![Mauvaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mauvaise/32/11084_2.png) [@Mauvaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mauvaise)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/760 "2000-12-30T04:22:11Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Sapphire Bullet \*  
> \*\*darnit, darnit, darnit!  
> I am telling you guys, if you don’t hand over that word immediately I am gonna go nuts!!! \*\*

::taunts Sapph:: But not with her half, that’s safely tucked away…somewhere.

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