# The last word **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 28, 2000, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580 "2000-12-28T22:48:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 39
**Author:** ![Mauvaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mauvaise/32/11084_2.png) [@Mauvaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mauvaise)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/761 "2000-12-30T04:23:55Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by DynoSaur \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by Mauvaise \* > > \*\* > > > > Yes, you count as a plaything but: Damn!! Too young for me ::sighs:: > > \*\* > > Uh oh…19 is too young for you? How about 23? 😉 \*\* Well, that’s somewhat better, at least you’re over 20. How do you feel about older women? \ ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/762 "2000-12-30T04:24:25Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Mauvaise \* > \*\* > > ::taunts Sapph:: But not with her half, that’s safely tucked away…somewhere. \*\* As is AR’s half 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![AngelD112](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@AngelD112](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelD112)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/763 "2000-12-30T04:24:53Z")
19?! Girls, can I have Corvus? Its only a 2 year difference? Please! ---
**Author:** ![DynoSaur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DynoSaur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DynoSaur)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/764 "2000-12-30T04:25:14Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Fairy Princess Kitty \* > \*\*_pouts when Dyno takes the caramel but then covers him in strawberry, pineapple and warm fudge like thhe DQ banana splits_ > > Kitty \*\* _grabs Kitty and pulls her close, covering her in the toppings…and adds the caramel for good measure_ I’m not going to be the only one covered in this stuff, dear 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Emperor\_Penguin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c2a13f/32.png) [@Emperor\_Penguin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emperor_Penguin)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/765 "2000-12-30T04:25:43Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Mauvaise \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by Corvus \* > > \*\* > > \*\* > > Yes, you count as a plaything but: Damn!! Too young for me ::sighs:: > \*\* Nertz. But at least I have the last word! ---
**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/766 "2000-12-30T04:26:09Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Arden\_Ranger \* > Come here plaything. You’re talking without permission again 🙂 I have this severe oral fixation. Find me something to keep my mouth busy. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/767 "2000-12-30T04:26:49Z")
Dream on, little man! 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/df705f/32.png) [@Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fairy_Princess_Kitty)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/768 "2000-12-30T04:27:14Z")
_squeakles but then licks a smudge of whipped cream off his nose_ Fine, we’ll both get messy, but are you willing to lick it off? Kitty ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/769 "2000-12-30T04:27:56Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Dire Wolf \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by Arden\_Ranger \* > > Come here plaything. You’re talking without permission again 🙂 > > I have this severe oral fixation. Find me something to keep my mouth busy. 😛 \*\* Didn’t I say “come here”? ---
**Author:** ![AngelD112](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@AngelD112](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelD112)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/770 "2000-12-30T04:28:08Z")
Corvus, Corvus, Corvus. You don’t understand. FPK, A\_R, Mauv, and I…we already won the last word. We are the queens of the Jello-Pit. And you, you are my plaything! :: Puts leash and collar on Corvus:: Good boy! ---
**Author:** ![DynoSaur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DynoSaur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DynoSaur)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/771 "2000-12-30T04:29:50Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Mauvaise \* > \*\* > Well, that’s somewhat better, at least you’re over 20. How do you feel about older women? \ \*\* Depends on exactly how much older the woman is, I suppose 😉 (or, perhaps it doesn’t \) ---
**Author:** ![Emperor\_Penguin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c2a13f/32.png) [@Emperor\_Penguin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emperor_Penguin)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/772 "2000-12-30T04:31:11Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by AngelD112 \* > \*\*Corvus, Corvus, Corvus. You don’t understand. FPK, A\_R, Mauv, and I…we already won the last word. We are the queens of the Jello-Pit. And you, you are my plaything! > :: Puts leash and collar on Corvus:: Good boy! \*\* Oh well… When in Rome! ---
**Author:** ![DynoSaur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DynoSaur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DynoSaur)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/773 "2000-12-30T04:31:47Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Fairy Princess Kitty \* > \*\*_squeakles but then licks a smudge of whipped cream off his nose_ Fine, we’ll both get messy, but are you willing to lick it off? > > Kitty \*\* Where would you like me to start? Top or bottom? ---
**Author:** ![Mauvaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mauvaise/32/11084_2.png) [@Mauvaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mauvaise)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/774 "2000-12-30T04:32:55Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by AngelD112 \* > \*\*19?! Girls, can I have Corvus? Its only a 2 year difference? Please! \*\* He’s all yours, dear 🙂 Hmmm, I still need a plaything. I guess it’s a good thing I’m not fragile or I decide to pay more attention to Iron Chef. ---
**Author:** ![AngelD112](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@AngelD112](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelD112)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/775 "2000-12-30T04:33:26Z")
OOH! I have a plaything! I have Corvus. FPK has Wolfie. Mauv has Dyno. What about you A\_R? DOn’t you need one? ---
**Author:** ![Mauvaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mauvaise/32/11084_2.png) [@Mauvaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mauvaise)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/776 "2000-12-30T04:34:10Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by DynoSaur \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by Mauvaise \* > > \*\* > > Well, that’s somewhat better, at least you’re over 20. How do you feel about older women? \ \*\* > > Depends on exactly how much older the woman is, I suppose 😉 > > (or, perhaps it doesn’t \) > > \*\* ::sighs and whispers:: 30, at least for a few more months. ---
**Author:** ![Sapphire\_Bullet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/96bed5/32.png) [@Sapphire\_Bullet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sapphire_Bullet)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/777 "2000-12-30T04:35:27Z")
playthings- pshaw. I have my WORD! And it is the word. The ones you guys have stuffed down your pants are fake fake fake. Cecil gave me this one. He and Ed signed it. ---
**Author:** ![Mauvaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mauvaise/32/11084_2.png) [@Mauvaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mauvaise)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/778 "2000-12-30T04:35:44Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by AngelD112 \* > \*\*OOH! I have a plaything! > I have Corvus. FPK has Wolfie. Mauv has Dyno. What about you A\_R? DOn’t you need one? \*\* Arden has Wolfie, and it seems Kitty has Wolfie, Iampunha, and Dyno…greedy Kitty 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/df705f/32.png) [@Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fairy_Princess_Kitty)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/779 "2000-12-30T04:37:48Z")
_gives Dyno a nice hot kiss_ From the top, honey. Kitty ---
**Author:** ![Mauvaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mauvaise/32/11084_2.png) [@Mauvaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mauvaise)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/780 "2000-12-30T04:38:17Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Sapphire Bullet \* > \*\*playthings- pshaw. > I have my WORD! And it is the word. The ones you guys have stuffed down your pants are fake fake fake. > > Cecil gave me this one. He and Ed signed it. \*\* That just goes to show you that you know nothing about the authentic Last Word. Besides, we aren’t wearing pants, you can’t stuff … ::deletes what she was going to say blushing all the while:: [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580.md?page=38) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580.md?page=40)