# The last word **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 28, 2000, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580 "2000-12-28T22:48:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/61 "2000-12-29T02:16:21Z")
Um… Kitty? I’m a she. 🙂 But we can still wrestle in the jello pit if ya want. 😉 [Assuming it’s alright with my mentor, of course :)] ---
**Author:** ![Mauvaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mauvaise/32/11084_2.png) [@Mauvaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mauvaise)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/62 "2000-12-29T02:18:11Z")
Hmmm…it’s just not as much fun stealing the Last Word from Kitty as it is from Arden. ::strips down to her G-string and hops into the jello pit:: ---
**Author:** ![Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/df705f/32.png) [@Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fairy_Princess_Kitty)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/63 "2000-12-29T02:18:43Z")
_blushes_ oops. Can we still do jello though? Jello is fun, or ice cream stuff is good, where DW when you need him? Kitty ---
**Author:** ![The\_Man\_Who](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c2a13f/32.png) [@The\_Man\_Who](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Man_Who)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/64 "2000-12-29T02:19:27Z")
The fact is that the Vikings WILL win the Super Bowl and I DON’T need my medication upped. And that, my friends, is \*\* the last word \*\*. Cordially, Myron M. Meyer The Man Who ---
**Author:** ![Mauvaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mauvaise/32/11084_2.png) [@Mauvaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mauvaise)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/65 "2000-12-29T02:19:52Z")
::claps hands:: Yay !! I did steal it from Arden…hmm and now from myself, how surreal ---
**Author:** ![Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/df705f/32.png) [@Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fairy_Princess_Kitty)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/66 "2000-12-29T02:21:59Z")
_raises a brow at The Man Who_ Yes dear, if you say so. _steals last word while he’s in delusional state of mind_ Kitty ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/67 "2000-12-29T02:24:17Z")
Of course, Kitty! More the merrier in the jello pit But ya gotta strip down to the regulation G-String… ::does just that and dives in after grabbing the Lat Word and taunting Kitty with it:: ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/68 "2000-12-29T02:26:10Z")
LAST word! Grabbing Last Word and taunting Kitty with it. \ Must learn to use Preview Button… ---
**Author:** ![Mauvaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mauvaise/32/11084_2.png) [@Mauvaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mauvaise)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/69 "2000-12-29T02:26:49Z")
::takes the (now slimy) Last Word:: _TAUNT_ ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/70 "2000-12-29T02:34:52Z")
::Dives in and regains last word by diong something distracting to her semi nude opponent :: 😛 ---
**Author:** ![The\_Man\_Who](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c2a13f/32.png) [@The\_Man\_Who](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Man_Who)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/71 "2000-12-29T02:38:19Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Fairy Princess Kitty \* > \*\*_raises a brow at The Man Who_ > Yes dear, if you say so. > _steals last word while he’s in delusional state of mind_ > > Kitty \*\* Actually the Vikes have already won the Super Bowl. I’m also the Queen of Spain. Cordially, Myron M. Meyer The Man Who has the Last Word ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/72 "2000-12-29T02:41:01Z")
Yeah, and I’m the Queen of America. 🙂 Back in the Jello pit! ---
**Author:** ![Mauvaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mauvaise/32/11084_2.png) [@Mauvaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mauvaise)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/73 "2000-12-29T02:42:57Z")
::gyrates a bit for the spectators, then runs off with the Last Word:: not to mention what this thread is doing for my post count, Thanks, Dodgy! ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/74 "2000-12-29T02:45:25Z")
Runs off?? Did you leave the Jello Pit? ---
**Author:** ![AngelD112](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@AngelD112](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelD112)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/75 "2000-12-29T02:47:46Z")
What? I’m not invited to the jello pit? I’ll be in the corner crying now…but at least I have the last word with me. ~Lisa ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/76 "2000-12-29T02:49:38Z")
Of course you can play in the Jello Pit! Regulation G-strings only, of course. [actually, I think the Jello Team should gang up on the rest of them ;)] ---
**Author:** ![AngelD112](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@AngelD112](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelD112)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/77 "2000-12-29T02:54:14Z")
Thank you. Is purple satin okay for my G-String? (I think we should gang up on them too!) ~Lisa ---
**Author:** ![Mauvaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mauvaise/32/11084_2.png) [@Mauvaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mauvaise)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/78 "2000-12-29T02:55:39Z")
::clutches the Last Word to her ample chest and leaps back into the Jello Pit:: \*\* BONSAI!!! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![AngelD112](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@AngelD112](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelD112)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/79 "2000-12-29T03:03:08Z")
Oh no, you don’t!! I’ll fight you for it, but I have it now. Bring it on!! ::jumps in pit:: COWABUNGA!! ---
**Author:** ![Emperor\_Penguin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c2a13f/32.png) [@Emperor\_Penguin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emperor_Penguin)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/80 "2000-12-29T03:06:59Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Arden\_Ranger \* > \*\*_Yoink_? > > 😕 > \*\* Yoink, best described as a typically cartoonish sound effect used to denote something has jus been taken from under somebodies nose. So, if you will allow me, Yoink! Hee Hee ::runs, slips in jello, falls in pit:: [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580.md?page=5)