# The last word

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 28, 2000, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580 "2000-12-28T22:48:24Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Emperor\_Penguin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c2a13f/32.png) [@Emperor\_Penguin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emperor_Penguin)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/781 "2000-12-30T04:38:22Z")

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Well, now that I no longer have to worry about that pesky word, I guess I can sit back and relax. 🙂

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**Author:** ![DynoSaur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DynoSaur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DynoSaur)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/782 "2000-12-30T04:38:35Z")

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OK, Mauv…two things.

A) If those pics are at all recent, no way in hell are you 30

B) even if you are, that’s not remotely old

in other words, no, i don’t have a problem with it 😉

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**Author:** ![AngelD112](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@AngelD112](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelD112)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/783 "2000-12-30T04:38:37Z")

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Hmm. Maybe steal Dyno from Kitty. I’m trying to train Corvus, or I’d share. ~Lisa  
Sapphire, Read the sig! Its Ours!!=)

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**Author:** ![Mauvaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mauvaise/32/11084_2.png) [@Mauvaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mauvaise)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/784 "2000-12-30T04:39:23Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Corvus \*  
> \*\*Well, now that I no longer have to worry about that pesky word, I guess I can sit back and relax. 🙂 \*\*

Relax?! Silly, Corvus, you think you’ll get to relax as a plaything? ::snicker::

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**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/785 "2000-12-30T04:39:58Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Mauvaise \*  
> \*\*
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> > [@](#):
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> > \*Originally posted by AngelD112 \*  
> > \*\*OOH! I have a plaything!  
> > I have Corvus. FPK has Wolfie. Mauv has Dyno. What about you A\_R? DOn’t you need one? \*\*
> 
> Arden has Wolfie, and it seems Kitty has Wolfie, Iampunha, and Dyno…greedy Kitty 😛 \*\*

Who said I was sharing Wolfie??

Viscious lies!

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**Author:** ![Sapphire\_Bullet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/96bed5/32.png) [@Sapphire\_Bullet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sapphire_Bullet)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/786 "2000-12-30T04:40:32Z")

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> Sapphire, Read the sig! Its Ours!!

your sig means nothing to me, you silly girl!!!  
My sig says I am the dictator of the world. Doesn’t make it true 🙂

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**Author:** ![Mauvaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mauvaise/32/11084_2.png) [@Mauvaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mauvaise)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/787 "2000-12-30T04:42:10Z")

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> \*Originally posted by DynoSaur \*  
> \*\*OK, Mauv…two things.
> 
> A) If those pics are at all recent, no way in hell are you 30
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> B) even if you are, that’s not remotely old
> 
> in other words, no, i don’t have a problem with it 😉 \*\*

A) Recent? Eh, about 3.5 years old. I have some recent ones around here somewhere if you’d like one?

1. It feels more than remotely old (30 was a rough one to turn)

But either way: Goodie 😃

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**Author:** ![AngelD112](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@AngelD112](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelD112)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/788 "2000-12-30T04:42:24Z")

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Corvus? Would you like to fetch me an ice cream sundae?  
Hmm…Its still our word, Sapphire! Ask anyone

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**Author:** ![Emperor\_Penguin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c2a13f/32.png) [@Emperor\_Penguin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emperor_Penguin)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/789 "2000-12-30T04:42:44Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Mauvaise \*  
> \*\*Relax?! Silly, Corvus, you think you’ll get to relax as a plaything? ::snicker:: \*\*

I was afraid of that…

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**Author:** ![DynoSaur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DynoSaur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DynoSaur)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/790 "2000-12-30T04:43:23Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Fairy Princess Kitty \*  
> \*\*_gives Dyno a nice hot kiss_ From the top, honey.
> 
> Kitty \*\*

_returns Kitty’s kiss and starts by licking all the toppings from her lips and chin_

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**Author:** ![Sapphire\_Bullet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/96bed5/32.png) [@Sapphire\_Bullet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sapphire_Bullet)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 4:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/791 "2000-12-30T04:46:55Z")

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> Its still our word, Sapphire! Ask anyone.

Sapphire: Hi, anyone! What’s up?  
Anyone: Not much, how’s your word?  
S: It’s great! But angel thinks it’s hers. She said to ask you.  
A: Nope. It’s right there in your hands. It’s yours now.

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**Author:** ![Emperor\_Penguin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c2a13f/32.png) [@Emperor\_Penguin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emperor_Penguin)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/792 "2000-12-30T04:47:39Z")

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> \*Originally posted by AngelD112 \*  
> \*\*Corvus? Would you like to fetch me an ice cream sundae?  
> Hmm…Its still our word, Sapphire! Ask anyone  
> \*\*

Do I have a choice? 😉  
I would love to… What would you like on it? Whip cream?

Hot fudge?

A Cherry?

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**Author:** ![Mauvaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mauvaise/32/11084_2.png) [@Mauvaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mauvaise)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/793 "2000-12-30T04:48:41Z")

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Anyone can’t give the Last Word to you, Sapph. Anyone doesn’t _have_ it, Arden and I do 😛

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**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/794 "2000-12-30T04:50:02Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Sapphire Bullet \*  
> \*\*
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> > Its still our word, Sapphire! Ask anyone.
> 
> Sapphire: Hi, anyone! What’s up?  
> Anyone: Not much, how’s your word?  
> S: It’s great! But angel thinks it’s hers. She said to ask you.  
> A: Nope. It’s right there in your hands. It’s yours now. \*\*

She fell for another one, Mauv! 😛

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**Author:** ![Sapphire\_Bullet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/96bed5/32.png) [@Sapphire\_Bullet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sapphire_Bullet)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 4:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/795 "2000-12-30T04:52:07Z")

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anyone didn’t give it to me, anyone just validated that I had it. According to Angel, anyone is the one with that power. 🙂

:secure in the knowledge that this is the word:

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**Author:** ![AngelD112](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@AngelD112](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelD112)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 4:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/796 "2000-12-30T04:52:49Z")

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That sounds good Corvus, thanks. Can I eat it off you? I love Banana Splits.=)

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**Author:** ![Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/df705f/32.png) [@Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fairy_Princess_Kitty)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 4:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/797 "2000-12-30T04:53:44Z")

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_purrs then runs her hands over Dyno’s topping covered chest_

Kitty

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**Author:** ![DynoSaur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DynoSaur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DynoSaur)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 4:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/798 "2000-12-30T04:55:32Z")

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_takes Kitty’s hands and licks the toppings off slowly, one finger at a time…_

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**Author:** ![Mauvaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mauvaise/32/11084_2.png) [@Mauvaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mauvaise)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 4:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/799 "2000-12-30T04:57:08Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Sapphire Bullet \*  
> \*\*anyone didn’t give it to me, anyone just validated that I had it. According to Angel, anyone is the one with that power. 🙂
> 
> :secure in the knowledge that this is the word: \*\*

::allows Sapph to revel in a false sense of security knowing the actual **Last Word** is in safe hands::

Well, not really our hands, but you know…

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**Author:** ![Sapphire\_Bullet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/96bed5/32.png) [@Sapphire\_Bullet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sapphire_Bullet)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 4:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/800 "2000-12-30T04:57:17Z")

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get a room you guys!!!

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