# The last word

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 28, 2000, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580 "2000-12-28T22:48:24Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 41

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**Author:** ![Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/df705f/32.png) [@Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fairy_Princess_Kitty)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/801 "2000-12-30T04:59:32Z")

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Saph, a jello pit is close enough to a room.  
_runs her now clean fingers through Dyno’s hair_

Kitty

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**Author:** ![AngelD112](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@AngelD112](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelD112)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 5:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/802 "2000-12-30T05:00:28Z")

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I’m sorry if I led you to believe that, Sapphire. Mauv and Arden have the Word hidden. I’m certain you don’t have it.Where are you Corvus? I’m waiting.

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**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 5:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/803 "2000-12-30T05:00:40Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Sapphire Bullet \*  
> \*\*get a room you guys!!! \*\*

Okay, I have to agree with Sapphie, here. Getting a little steamy for a public message board.

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**Author:** ![Emperor\_Penguin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c2a13f/32.png) [@Emperor\_Penguin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emperor_Penguin)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 5:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/804 "2000-12-30T05:00:41Z")

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Oh my…  
It was a good thing you suggested that because it appears we have run out of dishes.

What luck huh?.

What?

What’s under that blanket? Uhhh… nothing.

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**Author:** ![AngelD112](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@AngelD112](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelD112)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 5:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/805 "2000-12-30T05:03:27Z")

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Thanks Corvus, Sweetie. Good Boy!  
I could get used to this. ~Lisa  
(We do have the word, right?)

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**Author:** ![Mauvaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mauvaise/32/11084_2.png) [@Mauvaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mauvaise)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 5:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/806 "2000-12-30T05:03:56Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Arden\_Ranger \*  
> \*\*
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> > \*Originally posted by Sapphire Bullet \*  
> > \*\*get a room you guys!!! \*\*
> 
> Okay, I have to agree with Sapphie, here. Getting a little steamy for a public message board. \*\*

We don’t want to get shut down on a technicality (?sp) do we? 😃

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**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/807 "2000-12-30T05:04:00Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Fairy Princess Kitty \*  
> \*\*Saph, a jello pit is close enough to a room.  
> _runs her now clean fingers through Dyno’s hair_
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> Kitty \*\*

Um, no it’s not. Not everyone that reads these threads is as open minded as, say, me. This is obviously starting to offend Sapphire, who wants to play Find the Last Word. Not that she’ll find it, of course 😃

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**Author:** ![DynoSaur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DynoSaur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DynoSaur)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/808 "2000-12-30T05:04:04Z")

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oh, fine, you guys…

_takes Kitty’s hand and pulls her off towards a room_

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**Author:** ![Emperor\_Penguin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c2a13f/32.png) [@Emperor\_Penguin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emperor_Penguin)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/809 "2000-12-30T05:04:43Z")

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I live to please!

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**Author:** ![Mauvaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mauvaise/32/11084_2.png) [@Mauvaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mauvaise)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 5:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/810 "2000-12-30T05:05:13Z")

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Not a chance in Hades! 😃

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**Author:** ![Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/df705f/32.png) [@Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fairy_Princess_Kitty)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/811 "2000-12-30T05:06:22Z")

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_wrinkles her nose at the lot of them and covers AR, corvus and Angel in warm fudge_  
A little better?

Kitty

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**Author:** ![Sapphire\_Bullet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/96bed5/32.png) [@Sapphire\_Bullet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sapphire_Bullet)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/812 "2000-12-30T05:08:22Z")

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oh goodness, I am nowhere near offended! I have handcuffs, remember?

I was just hoping to remove more of the participants so I could protect the word a little better!

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**Author:** ![AngelD112](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@AngelD112](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelD112)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/813 "2000-12-30T05:09:26Z")

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Okay. Very well. We can play “lets find the last word”, but its not gonna work. I’m pretty sure we still have it. Corvus, you’re still my plaything. Okay? I have a question. When this thread dies? Is Corvus still my plaything?

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**Author:** ![Mauvaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mauvaise/32/11084_2.png) [@Mauvaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mauvaise)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 5:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/814 "2000-12-30T05:10:30Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Sapphire Bullet \*  
> \*\*oh goodness, I am nowhere near offended! I have handcuffs, remember?
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> I was just hoping to remove more of the participants so I could protect the word a little better! \*\*

Don’t you worry about the Last Word, Sapph, Arden and I are on top of the situation, so to speak 😃

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**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 5:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/815 "2000-12-30T05:11:11Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Sapphire Bullet \*  
> \*\*oh goodness, I am nowhere near offended! I have handcuffs, remember?
> 
> I was just hoping to remove more of the participants so I could protect the word a little better! \*\*

Yeah, but having handcuffs and ready about someone else and their handcuffs is two different things. 🙂 'Sides, we really don’t want to be shut down on a porno violation. 🙂

And hon, the Last Word isn’t yours to protect.

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**Author:** ![Sapphire\_Bullet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/96bed5/32.png) [@Sapphire\_Bullet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sapphire_Bullet)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 5:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/816 "2000-12-30T05:11:31Z")

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that’s what you think 🙂

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**Author:** ![Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/df705f/32.png) [@Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fairy_Princess_Kitty)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 5:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/817 "2000-12-30T05:11:46Z")

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Angel, this thread will never die, we can’t let it die.

Kitty

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**Author:** ![Emperor\_Penguin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c2a13f/32.png) [@Emperor\_Penguin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emperor_Penguin)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 5:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/818 "2000-12-30T05:12:44Z")

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> \*Originally posted by AngelD112 \*  
> \*\*Okay. Very well. We can play “lets find the last word”, but its not gonna work. I’m pretty sure we still have it. Corvus, you’re still my plaything. Okay? I have a question. When this thread dies? Is Corvus still my plaything? \*\*

::muttering to self::

Please say yes, Please say yes, oh for the love of all that is holy please say yes!

::looking around::

What?

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**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 5:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/819 "2000-12-30T05:12:54Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by AngelD112 \*  
> \*\*Okay. Very well. We can play “lets find the last word”, but its not gonna work. I’m pretty sure we still have it. Corvus, you’re still my plaything. Okay? I have a question. When this thread dies? Is Corvus still my plaything? \*\*

Ask Corvus 🙂

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**Author:** ![Sapphire\_Bullet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/96bed5/32.png) [@Sapphire\_Bullet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sapphire_Bullet)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 5:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/820 "2000-12-30T05:13:37Z")

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:stabs the thread in its heart:

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