# The last word

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 28, 2000, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580 "2000-12-28T22:48:24Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 5

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**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/81 "2000-12-29T03:08:20Z")

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Hey! Look! Pile up on Corvus!!

:: Dive! ::

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**Author:** ![AngelD112](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@AngelD112](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelD112)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/82 "2000-12-29T03:15:12Z")

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Forgive me if I’m wrong, but I’m assuming that Corvus is male. And in that case, wouldn’t the idea of women in G-strings fighting on top of him in a jello pit be somewhat appealing? Oh, now I get it…we’re seducing the enemy. Good plan! I’m with you now.

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**Author:** ![Mauvaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mauvaise/32/11084_2.png) [@Mauvaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mauvaise)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/83 "2000-12-29T03:19:52Z")

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We’ll subdue 'em any way we can 😉

::yanks the Last Word back::

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**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/84 "2000-12-29T03:22:26Z")

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Yeah, they tend to get slack jawed and glassy eyed when assaulted by four mostly nude females, even covered in jello.

🙂

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**Author:** ![Just\_Call\_Me\_Tech-Mex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/b5a626/32.png) [@Just\_Call\_Me\_Tech-Mex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Call_Me_Tech-Mex)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/85 "2000-12-29T03:22:28Z")

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I always wanted the last word. Not too common at my place! 😉

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**Author:** ![AngelD112](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@AngelD112](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelD112)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/86 "2000-12-29T03:26:19Z")

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Tough luck, huh? I’m taking it back to the jello pit where it belongs. Come and get it  
~Lisa

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**Author:** ![Mauvaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mauvaise/32/11084_2.png) [@Mauvaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mauvaise)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/87 "2000-12-29T03:27:32Z")

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Not too common here, either 😛

_snag_

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**Author:** ![Emperor\_Penguin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c2a13f/32.png) [@Emperor\_Penguin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emperor_Penguin)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/88 "2000-12-29T03:27:59Z")

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Hmm… Maybe I should put up a token struggle now?

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**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/89 "2000-12-29T03:30:10Z")

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Just for appearances. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Mauvaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mauvaise/32/11084_2.png) [@Mauvaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mauvaise)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/90 "2000-12-29T03:33:08Z")

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I don’t think Corvus really wants to get away.

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**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/91 "2000-12-29T03:34:22Z")

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In his place, would you? 😉

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**Author:** ![orion007](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/e480ec/32.png) [@orion007](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/orion007)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/92 "2000-12-29T03:35:38Z")

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Hey, look! It’s a T-rex in an F-14!

Hehe made you look! Mine now!

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**Author:** ![Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/df705f/32.png) [@Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fairy_Princess_Kitty)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/93 "2000-12-29T03:37:29Z")

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_strips down to regulation G-string and steal the last word_  
I’m back!

Kitty

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**Author:** ![Mauvaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mauvaise/32/11084_2.png) [@Mauvaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mauvaise)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/94 "2000-12-29T03:38:32Z")

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No, I guess I wouldn’t 🙂

Pardon me, Kitty, I believe you have my Last Word.

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**Author:** ![AngelD112](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@AngelD112](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelD112)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/95 "2000-12-29T03:39:07Z")

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I got it! I got it!

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**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/96 "2000-12-29T03:39:58Z")

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HA! Thought you could run me off, huh Ranger?

[sup]i can’t believe this thing is 2 pages long[/sup]

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**Author:** ![Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/df705f/32.png) [@Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fairy_Princess_Kitty)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/97 "2000-12-29T03:40:22Z")

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_takes it from Angel and has them both fall into the jello pit_

Kitty

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**Author:** ![Emperor\_Penguin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c2a13f/32.png) [@Emperor\_Penguin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emperor_Penguin)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/98 "2000-12-29T03:40:38Z")

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Now whatever would give you _that_ idea?  
But alas, all good things must come to an end, and I must leave.

_sigh_

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**Author:** ![Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/df705f/32.png) [@Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fairy_Princess_Kitty)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/99 "2000-12-29T03:41:41Z")

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_giggles and grins_  
Hi DW, would you like to join us in the jello?

Kitty

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**Author:** ![AngelD112](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@AngelD112](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelD112)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/100 "2000-12-29T03:42:24Z")

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Corvus left, but not before letting me steal the last word from him in the jello pit. Its mine, again!

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