# The last word **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 28, 2000, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580 "2000-12-28T22:48:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 50
**Author:** ![Emperor\_Penguin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c2a13f/32.png) [@Emperor\_Penguin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emperor_Penguin)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 12:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/981 "2000-12-30T12:18:23Z")
Tell ya what folks, I think I’m going to wander off to bed (I mean heck, it’s only 4:30am, but I’m tired). I’ll take the word with me for safe keeping though. ---
**Author:** ![Bear\_Nenno](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bear_nenno/32/3358_2.png) [@Bear\_Nenno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bear_Nenno)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 12:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/982 "2000-12-30T12:19:01Z")
Was there a time I should have noticed you before??? Sorry ☹ BTW, pics on your webpage don’t work. Ya know, this thread is turning into a very slooww chat room all of a sudden. [sup]turn on you AIM[/sup] :::handcuffing TLW to self::: ---
**Author:** ![Sapphire\_Bullet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/96bed5/32.png) [@Sapphire\_Bullet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sapphire_Bullet)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 12:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/983 "2000-12-30T12:23:35Z")
I confessed my secret crush to you in chat, but you ran away! And thanks for the heads up about the webpage…geocities sucks! and I am on AOL right now, but I am Zorak32877 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Bear\_Nenno](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bear_nenno/32/3358_2.png) [@Bear\_Nenno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bear_Nenno)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 12:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/984 "2000-12-30T12:27:06Z")
He he… she forgot to leave with this!!! :::holds up TLW still handcuffed to wrist!::: ---
**Author:** ![Sapphire\_Bullet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/96bed5/32.png) [@Sapphire\_Bullet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sapphire_Bullet)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 12:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/985 "2000-12-30T12:28:48Z")
no, sweetie…I’ve got it right here : pats pocket : that’s just a love note I jotted down real quick when you weren’t looking 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 12:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/986 "2000-12-30T12:30:27Z")
Y’know … extraordinary long threads like this really tend to bog down the server, so I’m going to have to close this down pretty soon … my finger’s edging towards the button … ---
**Author:** ![Bear\_Nenno](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bear_nenno/32/3358_2.png) [@Bear\_Nenno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bear_Nenno)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 12:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/987 "2000-12-30T12:31:08Z")
I got it ---
**Author:** ![Sapphire\_Bullet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/96bed5/32.png) [@Sapphire\_Bullet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sapphire_Bullet)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 12:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/988 "2000-12-30T12:31:56Z")
noooooooooo! : dives onto the last word : ---
**Author:** ![Mauvaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mauvaise/32/11084_2.png) [@Mauvaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mauvaise)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 12:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/989 "2000-12-30T12:32:22Z")
Gosh, a person tries to get a little sleep and all the people have delusions of Last Words. That’s fine, my pretties, you take comfort in the fact that you think you have _the_ **Last Word** when in actuality, the two halves are _still_ safely hidden in a location known unto only two people, neither of which is any of you\* [mad cackling] hahahahahheheheheahahah [/mad cackling] …unless Arden is out there, then one of which is you. ---
**Author:** ![Bear\_Nenno](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bear_nenno/32/3358_2.png) [@Bear\_Nenno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bear_Nenno)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 12:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/990 "2000-12-30T12:32:39Z")
Hury with that button ---
**Author:** ![Sapphire\_Bullet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/96bed5/32.png) [@Sapphire\_Bullet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sapphire_Bullet)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 12:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/991 "2000-12-30T12:33:47Z")
darn. I can’t believe you’re up!!! Go back to sleep! ---
**Author:** ![Bear\_Nenno](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bear_nenno/32/3358_2.png) [@Bear\_Nenno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bear_Nenno)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 12:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/992 "2000-12-30T12:33:55Z")
Bear is the Winner!!! The streets will flow with the blood of the nonbeleivers ---
**Author:** ![Sapphire\_Bullet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/96bed5/32.png) [@Sapphire\_Bullet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sapphire_Bullet)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 12:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/993 "2000-12-30T12:35:08Z")
nope. 'tis me! ---
**Author:** ![Bear\_Nenno](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bear_nenno/32/3358_2.png) [@Bear\_Nenno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bear_Nenno)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 12:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/994 "2000-12-30T12:35:09Z")
Once every 60 secs??? What kind of crap is that?? Well TLW is gone in 60 secs ---
**Author:** ![Bear\_Nenno](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bear_nenno/32/3358_2.png) [@Bear\_Nenno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bear_Nenno)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 12:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/995 "2000-12-30T12:36:13Z")
I think he was just kidding… or else he is performing that lons Mod ritual where they go beat themselves in some cave somewhere… DoobleKain!!! ---
**Author:** ![Sapphire\_Bullet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/96bed5/32.png) [@Sapphire\_Bullet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sapphire_Bullet)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 12:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/996 "2000-12-30T12:36:25Z")
: sits on bear’s hands : ---
**Author:** ![Bear\_Nenno](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bear_nenno/32/3358_2.png) [@Bear\_Nenno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bear_Nenno)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 12:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/997 "2000-12-30T12:37:49Z")
This is like calling the radio station for NSync Tickets… errr, I mean Gwar tickets! Yeah, that’s it Gwar! Not NSync… Who buys NSync tickets?/ ---
**Author:** ![Sapphire\_Bullet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/96bed5/32.png) [@Sapphire\_Bullet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sapphire_Bullet)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 12:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/998 "2000-12-30T12:37:51Z")
I love getting the Last Word ---
**Author:** ![Bear\_Nenno](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bear_nenno/32/3358_2.png) [@Bear\_Nenno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bear_Nenno)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 12:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/999 "2000-12-30T12:39:00Z")
So does my butt ---
**Author:** ![Sapphire\_Bullet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/96bed5/32.png) [@Sapphire\_Bullet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sapphire_Bullet)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 12:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/1000 "2000-12-30T12:39:18Z")
anyone who wants NSync tickets should have his mouth duct taped shut so he can never have the last word!!! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580.md?page=49) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580.md?page=51)