# The last word **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 28, 2000, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580 "2000-12-28T22:48:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/101 "2000-12-29T03:42:44Z")
and why, pray tell, would I want to run you off Dire Wolf? It’s so much more fun to hunt. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![DynoSaur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DynoSaur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DynoSaur)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/102 "2000-12-29T03:43:27Z")
The last word is mine, now. ::quickly coating Last Word with jello-retardant chemicals and straps it to himself:: Come and get it. ---
**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/103 "2000-12-29T03:43:40Z")
:: takes word, and can’t resist flinging jello at FPK :: FWAP! You too, Ranger…FWAPITY-FWAP! ---
**Author:** ![Mauvaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mauvaise/32/11084_2.png) [@Mauvaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mauvaise)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/104 "2000-12-29T03:43:44Z")
::holds the Last Word above her head:: I’ve got it now !! ---
**Author:** ![Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/df705f/32.png) [@Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fairy_Princess_Kitty)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/105 "2000-12-29T03:46:35Z")
_sputters_ Hey! That wasn’t very nice DW! _sprays him with whipped cream_ Take that! Kitty ---
**Author:** ![DynoSaur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DynoSaur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DynoSaur)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/106 "2000-12-29T03:46:46Z")
Hmm… Mine again. Is the jello cold? ---
**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/107 "2000-12-29T03:46:46Z")
Sorry Ranger, it’s Duck Season. Um, Wabbit Season? No, it’s Naked Jello Wrestling Season! ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/108 "2000-12-29T03:49:53Z")
Of course it’s cold! It’s Jello! And it’s always wolf season, DW. :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/df705f/32.png) [@Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fairy_Princess_Kitty)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/109 "2000-12-29T03:52:10Z")
_drags DW into the jello pit then stands in front of him_ You just try it, you’ll have to go through me first. Kitty ---
**Author:** ![AngelD112](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@AngelD112](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelD112)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/110 "2000-12-29T03:52:17Z")
Whipped Cream? and Jello? This is heaven!! Can I have a cherry too? ~Lisa ---
**Author:** ![DynoSaur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DynoSaur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DynoSaur)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/111 "2000-12-29T03:52:44Z")
Well, I had figured, what with all the wrestling going on, the jello had perhaps become warmer. ---
**Author:** ![Mauvaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mauvaise/32/11084_2.png) [@Mauvaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mauvaise)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/112 "2000-12-29T03:53:26Z")
::takes the Last Word and heads off to bed with it:: It’s going to stay safely tucked away with me there until morning 🙂 Good night all ::climbs out of the pet shaking jello from her hair and other body parts:: ---
**Author:** ![Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/df705f/32.png) [@Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fairy_Princess_Kitty)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/113 "2000-12-29T03:54:31Z")
_tosses angel a couple of cherries then places one on top of DW’s head_ adorable Kitty ---
**Author:** ![DynoSaur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DynoSaur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DynoSaur)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/114 "2000-12-29T03:54:39Z")
Funny, Mauv seems to have shaken off the last word with the jello. Her loss. ---
**Author:** ![AngelD112](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@AngelD112](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelD112)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/115 "2000-12-29T03:58:31Z")
Thanks Kitty. Now that I have my energy back, it seems to me that while the rest of the girls were on top of DynoSaur trying to get the last word…it slipped out of his hands and came to me. You girls might wanna check to see if his hands are on your boobs cause they surely aren’t on the last word.=) ---
**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/116 "2000-12-29T03:59:16Z")
Get back here Mauvaise! :: sits in jello pit, staring at FPK before him, scantily clad in her g-string :: Hey, this cherry has a pit in it! Whaddaya want me to do, break a fang? ---
**Author:** ![Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/df705f/32.png) [@Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fairy_Princess_Kitty)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/117 "2000-12-29T03:59:55Z")
_slaps Dyno’s hands lightly_ Naughty! Though I could get to like naughty… Kitty ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/118 "2000-12-29T04:00:43Z")
S E X ---
**Author:** ![Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/df705f/32.png) [@Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fairy_Princess_Kitty)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/119 "2000-12-29T04:02:11Z")
Oh don’t be such a big baby about it DW. Umm… iampunha, it’s a good idea at least, care to elaborate? Kitty ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/120 "2000-12-29T04:04:19Z")
No, Mauvaise, what makes you think The Last Word is gonna be safe from me in your bed? :: Dumps jar of pitless cherries in DW’s lap :: :: Sprays Dyno with whipped creme :: :: Squirts chocolate sauce on Angel :: [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580.md?page=5) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580.md?page=7)