# The last word

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 28, 2000, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580 "2000-12-28T22:48:24Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 9

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**Author:** ![Upham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Upham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Upham)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/161 "2000-12-29T04:48:59Z")

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Why wont you people just accept that it’s mine??

any chance of this getting on Thread Spotting?

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**Author:** ![DynoSaur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DynoSaur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DynoSaur)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/162 "2000-12-29T04:49:17Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Arden\_Ranger \*  
> \*\*  
> :: crooks a finger at Dyno from the Jello Pit and smiles ::
> 
> Come get some, little man…  
> 🙂 \*\*

::Circles AR slowly… ::

you want some, you got some 😉

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**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/163 "2000-12-29T04:49:42Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Dire Wolf \*  
> \*\*
> 
> Be careful, Dyno - AR will have you crying like a schoolboy in no time 😉  
> \*\*

Wooo… new sig material! Can I add it, huh? It’ll go great with Aunt Una’s contribution!

Oh, mine.

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**Author:** ![Emperor\_Penguin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c2a13f/32.png) [@Emperor\_Penguin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emperor_Penguin)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/164 "2000-12-29T04:50:19Z")

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Well I was thinking maybe I could set up a trade of sorts…😉

(mine again)

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**Author:** ![Upham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Upham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Upham)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/165 "2000-12-29T04:50:57Z")

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these are goin by so fast i’m gonna start sticking in subliminal messages

MINE (drink coke)

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**Author:** ![Upham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Upham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Upham)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 4:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/166 "2000-12-29T04:52:49Z")

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(drive big fat gas guzzeling cars)

**MINE!!!**

(vote Bush)

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**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 4:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/167 "2000-12-29T04:53:14Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by DynoSaur \*  
> \*\*
> 
> > [@](#):
> >
> > \*Originally posted by Arden\_Ranger \*  
> > \*\*  
> > :: crooks a finger at Dyno from the Jello Pit and smiles ::
> > 
> > Come get some, little man…  
> > 🙂 \*\*
> 
> ::Circles AR slowly… ::
> 
> you want some, you got some 😉 \*\*

:: smug smile ::

Think you’re man enough?

:: dives and tackles Dyno, sending him flying back in the jello, splashing spectators ::

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**Author:** ![AngelD112](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@AngelD112](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelD112)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 4:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/168 "2000-12-29T04:53:15Z")

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So, Corvus…What are we trading? If it is something good, I’ll get your slightly used word and have the last word too.  
Mine!!  
~Lisa

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**Author:** ![DynoSaur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DynoSaur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DynoSaur)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 4:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/169 "2000-12-29T04:54:28Z")

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Uh oh, he’s begun stealing the word from himself.

MINE.

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**Author:** ![Upham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Upham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Upham)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 4:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/170 "2000-12-29T04:54:30Z")

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(Freemasons are running the country)

(old soldiers never die) IT’S MINE!!! (you need a faster computer)

(watch CBS, we’re cool now)

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**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 4:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/171 "2000-12-29T04:55:25Z")

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Ranger, you are _such_ a minx. 🙂  
Sig away.

:: takes this psychotic word and tucks it back in AR’s g-string ::

Have at it, Dyno! _snicker_

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**Author:** ![Upham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Upham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Upham)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 4:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/172 "2000-12-29T04:55:49Z")

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(where’s the beef?)  
IT’s MINE  
(it’s mine)

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**Author:** ![Upham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Upham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Upham)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 4:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/173 "2000-12-29T04:57:16Z")

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(is this working?)  
Mine again…  
(this IS working)

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**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 4:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/174 "2000-12-29T04:57:44Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Dire Wolf \*  
> \*\*Ranger, you are _such_ a minx. 🙂  
> Sig away.
> 
> \*\*

Oh, no! I like that one too!

Wolfie, you’re taunting me now. 😉

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**Author:** ![DynoSaur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DynoSaur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DynoSaur)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 4:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/175 "2000-12-29T04:58:47Z")

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> [@](#):
>
> \*Originally posted by Arden\_Ranger \*  
> \*\*
> 
> > [@](#):
> >
> > \*Originally posted by DynoSaur \*  
> > \*\*
> > 
> > > [@](#):
> > >
> > > \*Originally posted by Arden\_Ranger \*  
> > > \*\*  
> > > :: crooks a finger at Dyno from the Jello Pit and smiles ::
> > > 
> > > Come get some, little man…  
> > > 🙂 \*\*
> > 
> > ::Circles AR slowly… ::
> > 
> > you want some, you got some 😉 \*\*
> 
> :: smug smile ::
> 
> Think you’re man enough?
> 
> :: dives and tackles Dyno, sending him flying back in the jello, splashing spectators :: \*\*

Man enough? Certainly. Although I could use some pointers on jello-wrestling.

:: pulls AR down with him…slaps a half-nelson onto her ::

This could be fun 😉

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**Author:** ![AngelD112](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@AngelD112](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelD112)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 4:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/176 "2000-12-29T04:58:48Z")

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Okay…you know what? I’m going to bed soon, and when I do I’ll toss it to my girls in the jello-pit…We have to stick together, don’t we? But until then, MINE!!!

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**Author:** ![Emperor\_Penguin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c2a13f/32.png) [@Emperor\_Penguin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emperor_Penguin)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 5:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/177 "2000-12-29T05:00:02Z")

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Well it all depends on what your willing to give (it won’t be the last word though, that’s mine now.)

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**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/178 "2000-12-29T05:04:21Z")

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[QUOTE]  
\*Originally posted by DynoSaur \*  
\*\*

> [@](#):
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> Man enough? Certainly. Although I could use some pointers on jello-wrestling.
> 
> :: pulls AR down with him…slaps a half-nelson onto her ::
> 
> This could be fun 😉 \*\*

:: Bites Dyno and grabs a handfull of whatever part of him is closer ::

Pointer one: The fewer clothes, the better.

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**Author:** ![Crack\_dOff](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a4c791/32.png) [@Crack\_dOff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crack_dOff)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/179 "2000-12-29T05:04:24Z")

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Nope, now it’s mine!

Damn. I just dropped it on the floor. Sasha, get away from that! Ohhhhh.  
Well, sorry to say it, but Sasah just dropped it in the litter box and is burying it.

Anyone want to get it? If so, you’re much braver than I!

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**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/180 "2000-12-29T05:06:30Z")

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Hurmph!

:: AR, who has cats and small children at home and is therefore afraid of nothing retrieves word from Sasha ::

Don’t make me toss you in the Jello Pit, Sasha…

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