# The Late Night MMP

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-late-night-mmp/725020>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Tags:** mmp\
**Created:** [July 13, 2015, 5:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-late-night-mmp/725020 "2015-07-13T05:00:47Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Sahirrnee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sahirrnee/32/13937_2.png) [@Sahirrnee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sahirrnee)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2015, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-late-night-mmp/725020/181 "2015-07-16T17:24:52Z")

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I could use some cookies about now.

I’ll have to be satisfied with Entenmann’s brownie bites. Not the best but they will do.

I called the CU and for whatever reason my first payment was rejected but nobody has any idea why. They are supposed to get back to me within 3 days. I’m glad I made a second payment before the due date or I would have a missed payment.  
I’m trying to build credit here, not destroy it.  
It pisses me off that I have to follow behind on things and make sure they get done properly.

Now I can’t look at my credit card online because firefox doesn’t support flash, and when I try to use chrome it won’t work and IE tells me I’m not allowed access to that page.

That this comes right on the heels of the CU telling me there was a problem with my truck title and I needed to contact the previous lender, and _THEY_ were the previous lender is not giving me a lot of faith/trust in the CU.

I know I’m anal because every time I pay a bill I check my account to make sure the money is taken out and the bill to make sure the money has been credited correctly, even the automatic payment ones. But damn, you almost have to be anal anymore - you can’t trust anybody to get it right.  
You bet **Stainless** , I’ll be checking with a third, and probably a fourth and a fifth. First I have to dig my copy of the papers out of the closet.

But first - some lunch.  
My friends tell me the way I eat, and forget to eat, I should be a stick.  
Tell it to my body because it sure isn’t getting the message.

Whoever thought that **FCM** would have a _crush_!!!

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**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2015, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-late-night-mmp/725020/182 "2015-07-16T18:11:09Z")

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Congrats, **VBob**! Wanting to be there myself.

> [@EmilyG](#):
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> I wish I could make you some cookies. I like making cookies but I haven’t had an occasion to make them in a while.
> 
> Though I made some for **rosie** once.

> [@Grrlbrarian](#):
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> Awww, **EmilyG** , you are so sweet! I’m feeling pretty good about having Virtual Canadian cookies, anyway. 😃

Oh sure, **Rosie** gets some. I bet **zombie** looks pretty good for being undead, & I’m cute too, yanno.

> [@Sahirrnee](#):
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> I was told that I’d have to pay PMI for 5 years and then if I didn’t miss any payments and my balance is less than 80% of the value, the PMI will be dropped and I can get a partial reimbursement. Somebody else told me that is not true and I have to pay PMI for the life of the loan. Of course the person who told me that is trying to get me to refinance the loan.

While I don’t know MD RE laws, pretty sure this is BS, & if someone’s going to BS you in order to get your business, what else are they going to BS you about? Refi if you want, but run, don’t walk away from this shyster. My 2¢.

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**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2015, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-late-night-mmp/725020/183 "2015-07-16T18:33:17Z")

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> [@carnivorousplant](#):
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> am not sure why, but Mrs. Plant (v.2.0) would have used a rusty [decking screw.](http://images.ffx.co.uk/tools/FORDS4575.jpg)  
> :rolleyes:

Usually I would start listing the various reasons someone would wish to engage in such behavior but ------- we actually have sun and some small town I never heard of before needs me to find it before the day is over. So I’ll take a pass for now. 🙂

> [@dogbutler](#):
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> :rolleyes:

Torquemada - do not beg him for mercy. Torquemada - do not ask him for forgiveness. Let’s face it - you can’t Torquemada anything!

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2015, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-late-night-mmp/725020/184 "2015-07-16T18:48:50Z")

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> [@Sahirrnee](#):
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> Whoever thought that **FCM** would have a _crush_!!!

I don’t know if crush is quite the word. He’s a 35-y/o gay Welsh musician who is [seriously gorgeous](http://www.watkinsviolinist.com/), and I’m definitely not lusting after him. I really enjoyed his performances on the cruise and I think it’s pretty cool that he remembers me out of all of his thousands of gushing followers on FB. He is major eye candy, but I never dated guys who were better looking than I am, so even if there wasn’t the age, distance, marriage, and gay issues, he and I would never be an item. His loss.

😃

I just finished rewatching _Johnny Dangerously_ - I’d forgotten how hilarious it is, and I’d also forgotten all the big stars who had bit parts in it. How could I forget Dom DeLuise as the Pope???

Get to Netflix and watch it now! I have spoken!

And on that note, I should probably get the clothes off the lines.

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**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2015, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-late-night-mmp/725020/185 "2015-07-16T19:00:17Z")

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> [@Sahirrnee](#):
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> I was told that I’d have to pay PMI for 5 years and then if I didn’t miss any payments and my balance is less than 80% of the value, the PMI will be dropped and I can get a partial reimbursement.

The first statement is _MOSTLY_ true. What isn’t is that dropping PMI after you’ve paid off 20% of the principle is automatic. You have to initiate the paperwork to drop PMI. Also, you can miss payments and still do this if you are current on the loan and can demonstrate a hardship that caused you to miss (usually medical bills or short term unemployment).

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**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2015, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-late-night-mmp/725020/186 "2015-07-16T19:12:44Z")

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> [@kopek](#):
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> Torquemada - do not beg him for mercy. Torquemada - do not ask him for forgiveness. Let’s face it - you can’t Torquemada anything!

LOVE this post!

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2015, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-late-night-mmp/725020/187 "2015-07-16T19:37:40Z")

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> [@Spiderman](#):
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> I’m cute too, yanno.

To a dipsomaniac fireplug.

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2015, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-late-night-mmp/725020/188 "2015-07-16T19:40:29Z")

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> [@FairyChatMom](#):
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> He’s a 35-y/o gay Welsh musician who is [seriously gorgeous](http://www.watkinsviolinist.com/), and I’m definitely not lusting after him.

If FCD will give me some warning, I will help with an alibi.

We were hunting Pomeranians at my five acres.

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**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2015, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-late-night-mmp/725020/189 "2015-07-16T19:49:02Z")

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**Mooommm** , I watched _JD_ once. Once!

> [@carnivorousplant](#):
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> To a dipsomaniac fireplug.

Well, you’re a dip, & a maniac; _please_ tell me that you are not also a fireplug? :eek:

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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2015, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-late-night-mmp/725020/190 "2015-07-16T20:01:16Z")

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Howdy Y’all! Another day of irk survived. Go Me! One more to go til the weekend! Dindin shall be fried chikin strips, green bag sallit (don’t judge!), and fresh corn on the cob. Tasty and easy, just the way I like my men.

> [@MOOOOOOM](#):
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> He’s a 35-y/o gay Welsh musician who is [seriously gorgeous](http://www.watkinsviolinist.com/)

I guess I shall have to step in and lust after him instead. 😃

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2015, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-late-night-mmp/725020/191 "2015-07-16T20:09:37Z")

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Lust away, **swampy** , but you’ll have to stand in line. To judge from photos he’s posted, he’s quite popular. 😉

\*\*FCD \*\*is home and napping - apparently he had a pretty intense day. We’re doing burgers on the George Foreman tonight, so easy supper.

I should empty the dishwasher. Eventually…

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2015, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-late-night-mmp/725020/192 "2015-07-16T20:18:24Z")

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> [@FairyChatMom](#):
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> Lust away, **swampy** , but you’ll have to stand in line. To judge from photos he’s posted, he’s quite popular. 😉
> 
> \*\*FCD \*\*is home and napping - apparently he had a pretty intense day.

Oh, he needs to bring his own shovel. Remind him to rent the shredder \*with cash.  
\*

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2015, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-late-night-mmp/725020/193 "2015-07-16T21:31:01Z")

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I’m trying [that caption contest](https://www.facebook.com/thekitschbitsch/photos/a.86922371584.72498.66980416584/10153461375436585/?type=1&comment_id=10153461407686585&notif_t=like) again this week. Please vote for my Klinger comment.

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**Author:** ![Sahirrnee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sahirrnee/32/13937_2.png) [@Sahirrnee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sahirrnee)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2015, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-late-night-mmp/725020/194 "2015-07-16T21:35:11Z")

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Looks like the re-fi guy was right, FHA did change the rules.  
So now I have some thinking to do.  
I feel like PMI is pissing away money, why does everything have to be a headache?  
We’ll see what the re-fi man has to offer.  
Always pay with cash.  
So many get caught because they used a credit card.  
I ever saw on TV that one lady wrote a check to the hit man.

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**Author:** ![Sahirrnee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sahirrnee/32/13937_2.png) [@Sahirrnee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sahirrnee)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2015, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-late-night-mmp/725020/195 "2015-07-16T21:36:51Z")

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> [@anyrose](#):
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> I’m trying [that caption contest](https://www.facebook.com/thekitschbitsch/photos/a.86922371584.72498.66980416584/10153461375436585/?type=1&comment_id=10153461407686585&notif_t=like) again this week. Please vote for my Klinger comment.

done

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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2015, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-late-night-mmp/725020/196 "2015-07-16T21:52:30Z")

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Dindin was yummy! I even had some fresh maters! Plus, ice cold watermelon! OYKW gnawed through three ears of corn. [del]I[/del] He may regret this later. 😃

**Rosie** I voted!

**MOOOOOOM** I’m not worried. Once he sees me, he’ll lose interest in all others.

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**Author:** ![Catamount](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/catamount/32/2840_2.png) [@Catamount](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catamount)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2015, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-late-night-mmp/725020/197 "2015-07-16T22:04:02Z")

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> [@FairyChatMom](#):
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> He’s a 35-y/o gay Welsh musician who is [seriously gorgeous](http://www.watkinsviolinist.com/), and I’m definitely not lusting after him.

Oh hello! I’d be more than happy to lust after him for you!

_rereads, notes important adjective she skimmed over on the first reading_

_mutters vile profanity_

Isn’t that always the way. :mad:☹

My sinuses are acting up. I can’t brain today.

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2015, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-late-night-mmp/725020/198 "2015-07-16T22:22:27Z")

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Burgers were yum. The house is still open - it’s been a gloriously cool day! And it’s supposed to be cool in the morning, so I get to mow! YAY!!!

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2015, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-late-night-mmp/725020/199 "2015-07-16T22:34:12Z")

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I think I’ll log off and knit the night away.

_ **MWAH!** _

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**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2015, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-late-night-mmp/725020/200 "2015-07-16T23:12:23Z")

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Aw, thanks, \*\*Grrlbrarian. \*\*🙂

I have some cookies right now, but they’re chocolate ones from the store.

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