# The latest in abortion insanity **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 12, 2016, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-latest-in-abortion-insanity/754590 "2016-05-12T03:11:33Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 14
**Author:** ![Thylacine](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thylacine/32/1143_2.png) [@Thylacine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thylacine)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2016, 8:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-latest-in-abortion-insanity/754590/261 "2016-05-21T08:18:46Z")
I think the “wot?” inspiring bit may be about the 150m exclusion zones now in force around Victorian clinics so protesters can no longer harass women entering them. Nobody has said they can’t protest and they are welcome to do so in appropriate places such as Parliament House, they just can’t pray at people, block access and shove misleading fliers into hands or throw red paint about. Hopefully they won’t shoot any more security guards either. ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2016, 8:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-latest-in-abortion-insanity/754590/262 "2016-05-21T08:39:53Z")
For us uneducated Americans, is **MP** in this instance supposed to mean **M** ilitary **P** olice or **M** ember of **P** arliament? ETA: **kambuckta** , you people really _are_ backwards. Are your nutters left-wing because of the Coriolis Effect? ---
**Author:** ![Thylacine](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thylacine/32/1143_2.png) [@Thylacine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thylacine)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2016, 8:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-latest-in-abortion-insanity/754590/263 "2016-05-21T08:41:08Z")
The latter 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![lance\_strongarm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/87869e/32.png) [@lance\_strongarm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lance_strongarm)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2016, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-latest-in-abortion-insanity/754590/264 "2016-05-24T15:19:11Z")
> [@Morgenstern](#): > > I think I’ll join the majority of people on this board and check the “total moron” box beside your name. What a completely fucking stupid response. You just prove you’re the moron with the empty idiocy. You can’t manage to give a real response, so instead you act like a child. So typical of you. This is why you hang out in the Pit, so you can post worthless nonsense and hide your total inability to actually think like an adult. ---
**Author:** ![Azeotrope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/0ea827/32.png) [@Azeotrope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Azeotrope)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2016, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-latest-in-abortion-insanity/754590/265 "2016-05-24T15:29:38Z")
So you bumped a thread that’s been inactive for three days to respond to a post from five days ago? Way to keep your name at the top of the forum, I guess… ---
**Author:** ![lance\_strongarm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/87869e/32.png) [@lance\_strongarm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lance_strongarm)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2016, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-latest-in-abortion-insanity/754590/266 "2016-05-24T15:34:06Z")
> [@Azeotrope](#): > > So you bumped a thread that’s been inactive for three days to respond to a post from five days ago? > > Way to keep your name at the top of the forum, I guess… So fucking what? I’ve been too busy to come here lately. Jeez, what a nitpick. ---
**Author:** ![Azeotrope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/0ea827/32.png) [@Azeotrope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Azeotrope)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2016, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-latest-in-abortion-insanity/754590/267 "2016-05-24T16:49:52Z")
Not busy enough to quit stewing over a throwaway line from nearly a week ago, in a thread that had dropped off the front page of the forum, though. ---
**Author:** ![lance\_strongarm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/87869e/32.png) [@lance\_strongarm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lance_strongarm)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2016, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-latest-in-abortion-insanity/754590/268 "2016-05-24T17:03:34Z")
> [@Azeotrope](#): > > Not busy enough to quit stewing over a throwaway line from nearly a week ago, in a thread that had dropped off the front page of the forum, though. I responded to a post. Big fucking deal. You’re the one “stewing” over nothing. Go waste someone else’s time. ---
**Author:** ![YogSothoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/8edcca/32.png) [@YogSothoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/YogSothoth)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2016, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-latest-in-abortion-insanity/754590/269 "2016-05-24T17:07:25Z")
> [@Commodore](#): > > In Australia in the State of VIC you can abort on demand = no reason at all at up to 9months. > And we have some MP moron pushing for it in the State of QLD. > > The thing is we get some moron MP who comes out saying we must do this and that and no one is to question it at all, because some left wing Nazi type demands his so called human rights concept must be obeyed. > > Such creeps are pushing for laws against others to question the killing of such baby’s, Oh now I have to fear murders rights as well nowadays, what next the gas chambers for they who disobey Satanic Bastards who kill their own children, one must be of Moloch. > > Myself would have nothing to do with a person who supports to aborted a healthy child at 9 months, come hell or high water and I don’t know of any woman I know who does. > > I have met men who come across just like Homer before and one who wanted to punch is girl friend in the guts to kill it, so he would have no responsibility for it, true story ! > You socialist types don’t like having responsibility do you, because you lot are not mature enough to take responsibility for your actions. Hey look! One of those brain-damaged fetuses that survived an abortion! Yeah, the world really needs more of your kind around, lol 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Azeotrope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/0ea827/32.png) [@Azeotrope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Azeotrope)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2016, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-latest-in-abortion-insanity/754590/270 "2016-05-24T17:16:43Z")
> [@lance\_strongarm](#): > > I responded to a post. Big fucking deal. > > You’re the one “stewing” over nothing. Go waste someone else’s time. Uh huh. You just happened to reply to the post that contained a mild insult that got you all stompy, after you announced in a different thread that you were going to respond. If you weren’t stewing, you’d have let it drop and moved on. PS: I’m not stewing, I’m mocking. Besides, YOU’RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME! ---
**Author:** ![lance\_strongarm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/87869e/32.png) [@lance\_strongarm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lance_strongarm)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2016, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-latest-in-abortion-insanity/754590/271 "2016-05-24T17:21:07Z")
> [@Azeotrope](#): > > Uh huh. You just happened to reply to the post that contained a mild insult that got you all stompy, after you announced in a different thread that you were going to respond. If you weren’t stewing, you’d have let it drop and moved on. What the fuck do you gain by trying to establish that I’m “stewing?” What kind of fucking stupid childish game is that? For the record, I didn’t notice that the insult was in the pit, so I was rightfully angry and report it to the mods. Now that I realized it was, I went back and responded appropriately. It took me a few days because I have a life, unlike you because you have to spend time desperately trying to make something out of it. Go back to pulling your big sister’s ponytail and stop being a douche. ---
**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2016, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-latest-in-abortion-insanity/754590/272 "2016-05-24T17:39:38Z")
What a sad little attention starved shit-head you are. Here’s another post about you - enjoy reading it while you fap in the basement. ---
**Author:** ![Azeotrope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/0ea827/32.png) [@Azeotrope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Azeotrope)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2016, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-latest-in-abortion-insanity/754590/273 "2016-05-24T18:16:05Z")
> [@lance\_strongarm](#): > > What the fuck do you gain by trying to establish that I’m “stewing?” What kind of fucking stupid childish game is that? I’m just getting some mild amusement out of poking you, because I knew you’d fall for it hook, line, and sinker. Any attention is good attention, amirite? > [@](#): > > For the record, I didn’t notice that the insult was in the pit, so I was rightfully angry and report it to the mods. Now that I realized it was, I went back and responded appropriately. It took me a few days because I have a life, unlike you because you have to spend time desperately trying to make something out of it. Go back to pulling your big sister’s ponytail and stop being a douche. I know you are, but what am I? ---
**Author:** ![lance\_strongarm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/87869e/32.png) [@lance\_strongarm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lance_strongarm)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2016, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-latest-in-abortion-insanity/754590/274 "2016-05-24T18:21:48Z")
> [@Azeotrope](#): > > I’m just getting some mild amusement out of poking you, Right. That’s it. You’re not the loser you accused me of being for wasting time and energy here. That’s it, backpedal. You chose the wrong Peewee Herman reference. The correct one is “I meant to do that.” Sure you did. ---
**Author:** ![Trinopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/2bfe46/32.png) [@Trinopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trinopus)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2016, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-latest-in-abortion-insanity/754590/275 "2016-05-24T20:34:27Z")
> [@lance\_strongarm](#): > > Right. That’s it. You’re not the loser you accused me of being for wasting time and energy here. . . . You’re wasting time and energy here. ---
**Author:** ![Azeotrope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/0ea827/32.png) [@Azeotrope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Azeotrope)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2016, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-latest-in-abortion-insanity/754590/276 "2016-05-24T23:37:27Z")
> [@lance\_strongarm](#): > > Right. That’s it. You’re not the loser you accused me of being for wasting time and energy here. That’s it, backpedal. > > You chose the wrong Peewee Herman reference. The correct one is “I meant to do that.” Sure you did. Yo momma so fat people keep poking her in the belly and asking when the rolls will be done. ---
**Author:** ![Trinopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/2bfe46/32.png) [@Trinopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trinopus)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2016, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-latest-in-abortion-insanity/754590/277 "2016-05-25T01:12:30Z")
**Azeotrope** : Grin! Of course, you’re wasting time and energy here, too, but at least that was funny! (Wait, wait, no, it was terribly offensive! My mama was really fat! So I’m outraged at your introduction of body politics in a thread about body politics! Outraged, I tells ya!) ---
**Author:** ![Azeotrope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/0ea827/32.png) [@Azeotrope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Azeotrope)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2016, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-latest-in-abortion-insanity/754590/278 "2016-05-25T01:33:41Z")
But which restroom did she use? That’s the _ **IMPORTANT** _ question, gosh dang it! ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2016, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-latest-in-abortion-insanity/754590/279 "2016-05-25T01:56:33Z")
> [@Trinopus](#): > > **Azeotrope** : Grin! Of course, you’re wasting time and energy here, too, but at least that was funny! > > (Wait, wait, no, it was terribly offensive! My mama was really fat! So I’m outraged at your introduction of body politics in a thread about body politics! Outraged, I tells ya!) Your momma’s so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease and Type 2 diabetes. ---
**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2016, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-latest-in-abortion-insanity/754590/280 "2016-05-25T02:20:15Z")
I can’t wait til **Azeotrope** ’s mama stews over these insults and comes back with a “Yo’ progeny so skinny” joke, three days from now. Resurrecting a thread after three days? Hmmm, maybe that’s why Jesus didn’t come back to life and just jump off the cross… he made it to heaven, buuut, by Sunday he was thinking “Man, that diss that Thomas dealt me… ooh! I know! I’ve got the perfect comeback… So, time for a comeback!” POOF! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-latest-in-abortion-insanity/754590.md?page=13) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-latest-in-abortion-insanity/754590.md?page=15)