# The latest in abortion insanity **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 12, 2016, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-latest-in-abortion-insanity/754590 "2016-05-12T03:11:33Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![spamforbrains](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e274bd/32.png) [@spamforbrains](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/spamforbrains)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2016, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-latest-in-abortion-insanity/754590/101 "2016-05-14T00:20:23Z")
> [@](#): > > I think you took your opposition to this law – which, in fairness to you, has some very principled arguments against it – and decided to add some personal flair to,the issue by creating or embellishing an event associated with it. No sweetie, it actually happened. And it’s entirely irrelevant. Yes, I have no video of it, so if you don’t believe it happened, go right ahead. I think I’l go call some more GOPs and complain about my rights being trampled on and get yelled at. Fun stuff. ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2016, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-latest-in-abortion-insanity/754590/102 "2016-05-14T00:45:35Z")
> [@D\_Anconia](#): > > He’s too dumb to turn it off, apparently. Hey, remember when I had to explain to you how [auto-correct works](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=18051469#post18051469)? ---
**Author:** ![Bricker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2016, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-latest-in-abortion-insanity/754590/103 "2016-05-14T00:53:22Z")
> [@spamforbrains](#): > > No sweetie, it actually happened. And it’s entirely irrelevant. Yes, I have no video of it, so if you don’t believe it happened, go right ahead. I think I’l go call some more GOPs and complain about my rights being trampled on and get yelled at. Fun stuff. I admit it’s possible that it happened. The story itself is not implausible; your details are what ring false to me. ---
**Author:** ![D\_Anconia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/67e7ee/32.png) [@D\_Anconia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/D_Anconia)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2016, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-latest-in-abortion-insanity/754590/104 "2016-05-14T02:09:26Z")
> [@spamforbrains](#): > > Every single abortion had a man involved. CITE? ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2016, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-latest-in-abortion-insanity/754590/105 "2016-05-14T02:15:00Z")
> [@D\_Anconia](#): > > CITE? Basic human biology? “When a man and a woman love each other very much, they engage in a special kind of hug…?” Never got that talk growing up? And I CAN turn the “tapatalk” feature off. However, I think I may keep it on any other time I respond to you, sunshine. Just to show you how much I love you. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2016, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-latest-in-abortion-insanity/754590/106 "2016-05-14T02:15:29Z")
> [@D\_Anconia](#): > > CITE? You don’t understand how babby is formed? Posted from My Computer, using a Keyboard ---
**Author:** ![raventhief](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/raventhief/32/4_2.png) [@raventhief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/raventhief)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2016, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-latest-in-abortion-insanity/754590/107 "2016-05-14T02:19:26Z")
All right, who is gonna give him the birds and bees talk? (Not it) ---
**Author:** ![fachverwirrt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/94ad74/32.png) [@fachverwirrt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fachverwirrt)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2016, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-latest-in-abortion-insanity/754590/108 "2016-05-14T02:27:53Z")
Dear lord, people, stop engaging it. At the very least, stop quoting it. ---
**Author:** ![Battle\_Pope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4bbf92/32.png) [@Battle\_Pope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Battle_Pope)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2016, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-latest-in-abortion-insanity/754590/109 "2016-05-14T02:29:15Z")
> [@raventhief](#): > > All right, who is gonna give him the birds and bees talk? > (Not it) Are you sure his delicate constitution can handle the shock? ---
**Author:** ![Lobohan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobohan/32/79_2.png) [@Lobohan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobohan)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2016, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-latest-in-abortion-insanity/754590/110 "2016-05-14T02:30:21Z")
Okay, D’Anconia, here it goes: Your parents, in addition to being first cousins, and possessing a combined total of 38 teeth, also possess what grown-ups call, “Pee-Pees.” A girl’s pee-pee is like a flower. Although, your mother’s is more like some cold cuts left out overnight in a swamp. The boy’s pee-pee is like a taquito. And when a boy and a girl love each other very much, or can’t manage to find anyone better, they ram their pee-pees together, and the daddy squeezes out his taquito sauce into the swampy cold cuts. Then, through the magic of nature, the lady’s pee-pee gets swole and vomits out a baby. Sometimes that baby is shitty, and no one likes it, like you. Other times, the baby is a useful member of society. But every once in a while, a doctor roto-rooters out the lady’s cold cuts, and they drain out some baby salsa. In Jesus’ name, amen. ---
**Author:** ![D\_Anconia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/67e7ee/32.png) [@D\_Anconia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/D_Anconia)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2016, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-latest-in-abortion-insanity/754590/111 "2016-05-14T03:55:07Z")
An abortion is solely and completely a woman’s choice, in all circumstances. No man is involved. ---
**Author:** ![Trinopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/2bfe46/32.png) [@Trinopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trinopus)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2016, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-latest-in-abortion-insanity/754590/112 "2016-05-14T03:58:49Z")
Sometimes, a woman will ask her husband’s advice. (Or her father, or brother.) A man might be involved if the woman wants him involved. Her priest of minister can be involved, if that’s what she wants. It’s all part of her choice. ---
**Author:** ![D\_Anconia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/67e7ee/32.png) [@D\_Anconia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/D_Anconia)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2016, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-latest-in-abortion-insanity/754590/113 "2016-05-14T04:00:10Z")
> [@Miller](#): > > Hey, remember when I had to explain to you how [auto-correct works](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=18051469#post18051469)? You didn’t teach me anything. What’s next? People who wrongly claim that things are illegal have simply made a typo? ---
**Author:** ![D\_Anconia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/67e7ee/32.png) [@D\_Anconia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/D_Anconia)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2016, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-latest-in-abortion-insanity/754590/114 "2016-05-14T04:01:31Z")
> [@Trinopus](#): > > Sometimes, a woman will ask her husband’s advice. (Or her father, or brother.) A man might be involved if the woman wants him involved. > > Her priest of minister can be involved, if that’s what she wants. > > It’s all part of her choice. Your friend spamforbrains said a man was involved in every abortion. Which is it? ---
**Author:** ![raventhief](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/raventhief/32/4_2.png) [@raventhief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/raventhief)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2016, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-latest-in-abortion-insanity/754590/115 "2016-05-14T04:05:48Z")
> [@D\_Anconia](#): > > Your friend spamforbrains said a man was involved in every abortion. Which is it? Are you stupid? ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2016, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-latest-in-abortion-insanity/754590/116 "2016-05-14T04:08:21Z")
> [@spamforbrains](#): > > Not much to do with tea, but lots to do with abortions. Every single abortion had a man involved. If you’ll look at the Lancet study I posted, approximately 70% of abortions are requested by married couples. One can only wonder why the man didn’t get a vasectomy if the couple had decided they had enough children already. > [@D\_Anconia](#): > > Your friend spamforbrains said a man was involved in every abortion. Which is it? I quoted the full post that you so carefully cut off so as to make your pathetic nitpick. Are you saying that some abortions involve virgins? Posted from My Computer, using a Keyboard ---
**Author:** ![D\_Anconia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/67e7ee/32.png) [@D\_Anconia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/D_Anconia)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2016, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-latest-in-abortion-insanity/754590/117 "2016-05-14T04:10:17Z")
“Every single abortion had a man involved.” “Sometimes, a woman will ask her husband’s advice.” Both statements can’t be true. “Every” precludes “sometimes”. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2016, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-latest-in-abortion-insanity/754590/118 "2016-05-14T04:14:22Z")
> [@D\_Anconia](#): > > “Every single abortion had a man involved.” > > “Sometimes, a woman will ask her husband’s advice.” > > Both statements can’t be true. > > “Every” precludes “sometimes”. Post 110 by **Lobohan** explains how a man is involved in every abortion. If you need help with the big words, do it yourself. Posted from My Computer, using a Keyboard ---
**Author:** ![D\_Anconia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/67e7ee/32.png) [@D\_Anconia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/D_Anconia)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2016, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-latest-in-abortion-insanity/754590/119 "2016-05-14T04:16:17Z")
> [@running\_coach](#): > > Post 110 by **Lobohan** explains how a man is involved in every abortion. > If you need help with the big words, do it yourself. > > Posted from My Computer, using a Keyboard It’s way past your bedtime. Is the nurse outside taking a smoke break? ---
**Author:** ![raventhief](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/raventhief/32/4_2.png) [@raventhief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/raventhief)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2016, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-latest-in-abortion-insanity/754590/120 "2016-05-14T04:18:38Z")
Please. Enlighten us. How many abortions, in your opinion, have no man involved in any way, at any stage - you know, from conception to abortion? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-latest-in-abortion-insanity/754590.md?page=5) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-latest-in-abortion-insanity/754590.md?page=7)