# The latest in Paris fashion. High fashion men's outfits with penis windows - Not SFW! **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [January 23, 2015, 8:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-latest-in-paris-fashion-high-fashion-mens-outfits-with-penis-windows-not-sfw/710662 "2015-01-23T08:13:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2015, 8:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-latest-in-paris-fashion-high-fashion-mens-outfits-with-penis-windows-not-sfw/710662/1 "2015-01-23T08:13:07Z")
Make your statement, let your scrotal flag fly free! Link below not safe for work - [The Penis Comes Out on the Parisian Catwalk](http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2015/01/22/the-penis-comes-out-on-the-parisian-catwalk.html) ---
**Author:** ![Stringbean](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Stringbean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stringbean)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2015, 8:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-latest-in-paris-fashion-high-fashion-mens-outfits-with-penis-windows-not-sfw/710662/2 "2015-01-23T08:42:47Z")
Jesus that dude’s junk was not appealing at all. Does this mean I’m now gay? ---
**Author:** ![Maastricht](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a88e57/32.png) [@Maastricht](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maastricht)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2015, 8:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-latest-in-paris-fashion-high-fashion-mens-outfits-with-penis-windows-not-sfw/710662/3 "2015-01-23T08:48:41Z")
Breaking news: unknown clothes designer wants attention, gets it, models show great professionalism. ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2015, 9:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-latest-in-paris-fashion-high-fashion-mens-outfits-with-penis-windows-not-sfw/710662/4 "2015-01-23T09:20:04Z")
It’s kinda late for this. Eldridge Cleaver did it over 40 years ago. ---
**Author:** ![grude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47774/32.png) [@grude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/grude)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2015, 9:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-latest-in-paris-fashion-high-fashion-mens-outfits-with-penis-windows-not-sfw/710662/5 "2015-01-23T09:23:22Z")
That woman in the headline photo is really ugly…oh. ---
**Author:** ![Broomstick](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/broomstick/32/246_2.png) [@Broomstick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Broomstick)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2015, 12:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-latest-in-paris-fashion-high-fashion-mens-outfits-with-penis-windows-not-sfw/710662/6 "2015-01-23T12:17:04Z")
“This little scrunchy sack and mini-gherkin…” Great description. Seriously, though, bring back the codpiece before promoting this. ---
**Author:** ![hogarth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hogarth/32/1773_2.png) [@hogarth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hogarth)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2015, 12:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-latest-in-paris-fashion-high-fashion-mens-outfits-with-penis-windows-not-sfw/710662/7 "2015-01-23T12:26:37Z")
> [@kaylasdad99](#): > > It’s kinda late for this. Eldridge Cleaver did it over 40 years ago. Donald Duck beat him to it. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2015, 1:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-latest-in-paris-fashion-high-fashion-mens-outfits-with-penis-windows-not-sfw/710662/8 "2015-01-23T13:01:53Z")
Looks like the perfect counterpart to “So Fine” jeans: [https://search.yahoo.com/search;\_ylt=A0LEV0fhWMFUbZMARlhXNyoA;\_ylc=X1MDMjc2NjY3OQRfcgMyBGZyA3lmcC10LTkwMQRncHJpZAN3Q0s5a2NnclRoLjMuQnJ5WHBPcEpBBG5fcnNsdAMwBG5fc3VnZwM0BG9yaWdpbgNzZWFyY2gueWFob28uY29tBHBvcwMwBHBxc3RyAwRwcXN0cmwDBHFzdHJsAzI5BHF1ZXJ5A3lvdXR1YmUgUnlhbiBPJ05lYWwgIlNvIEZpbmUiBHRfc3RtcAMxNDIyMDE4MDA5?p=youtube+Ryan+O'Neal+"So+Fine"&fr2=sb-top-search&fr=yfp-t-901&fp=1](https://search.yahoo.com/search;_ylt=A0LEV0fhWMFUbZMARlhXNyoA;_ylc=X1MDMjc2NjY3OQRfcgMyBGZyA3lmcC10LTkwMQRncHJpZAN3Q0s5a2NnclRoLjMuQnJ5WHBPcEpBBG5fcnNsdAMwBG5fc3VnZwM0BG9yaWdpbgNzZWFyY2gueWFob28uY29tBHBvcwMwBHBxc3RyAwRwcXN0cmwDBHFzdHJsAzI5BHF1ZXJ5A3lvdXR1YmUgUnlhbiBPJ05lYWwgIlNvIEZpbmUiBHRfc3RtcAMxNDIyMDE4MDA5?p=youtube+Ryan+O%27Neal+%22So+Fine%22&fr2=sb-top-search&fr=yfp-t-901&fp=1) (Someone actually did market jeans with “see through” pockets for a time in the 1980s, only they were much smaller cutouts than in this clip) ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2015, 1:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-latest-in-paris-fashion-high-fashion-mens-outfits-with-penis-windows-not-sfw/710662/9 "2015-01-23T13:17:32Z")
Yeah. whatever. “fashion” Why do I suddenly think about pre-schoolers saying “bad words” to make adults notice them? ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2015, 1:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-latest-in-paris-fashion-high-fashion-mens-outfits-with-penis-windows-not-sfw/710662/10 "2015-01-23T13:23:23Z")
This page is undated, but describes something similar: > **[Author Barely Stays Ahead Of The Future With Transparent Jeans: Science...](http://www.technovelgy.com/ct/Science-Fiction-News.asp?NewsNum=3395)** > > Author Barely Stays Ahead Of The Future With Transparent Jeans re: Gary Shteyngart on 9/6/2011: Science Fiction in the News ---
**Author:** ![WolfpackJeep](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpackjeep/32/2921_2.png) [@WolfpackJeep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WolfpackJeep)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2015, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-latest-in-paris-fashion-high-fashion-mens-outfits-with-penis-windows-not-sfw/710662/11 "2015-01-23T17:40:26Z")
“Look at these walnuts, women of the world: This ridiculous thing is the basis of patriarchy. This little scrunchy sack and mini-gherkin is the root of wars and female subjugation.” Well said, article! ---
**Author:** ![corkboard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@corkboard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/corkboard)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2015, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-latest-in-paris-fashion-high-fashion-mens-outfits-with-penis-windows-not-sfw/710662/12 "2015-01-23T18:20:34Z")
That takes some balls. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2015, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-latest-in-paris-fashion-high-fashion-mens-outfits-with-penis-windows-not-sfw/710662/13 "2015-01-23T18:25:01Z")
They need to see a doctor. They appear to have some groin pane. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2015, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-latest-in-paris-fashion-high-fashion-mens-outfits-with-penis-windows-not-sfw/710662/14 "2015-01-24T00:31:48Z")
Sorry, guys, but those things just aren’t all that decorative. ---
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2015, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-latest-in-paris-fashion-high-fashion-mens-outfits-with-penis-windows-not-sfw/710662/15 "2015-01-24T01:08:39Z")
> [@Cat\_Whisperer](#): > > Sorry, guys, but those things just aren’t all that decorative. Well, to be fair, this is a new direction for the modelling industry to adapt to. They were [del]caught with their pants d[/del] unprepared to provide models based on the attractiveness of their genitalia. Once this style has been around for a few seasons, they’ll start screening for that sort of thing. ---
**Author:** ![Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/left_hand_of_dorkness/32/7156_2.png) [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Left_Hand_of_Dorkness)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2015, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-latest-in-paris-fashion-high-fashion-mens-outfits-with-penis-windows-not-sfw/710662/16 "2015-01-24T01:21:55Z")
> [@Stringbean](#): > > Jesus that dude’s junk was not appealing at all. I dunno, kinda looked like the cock of the walk to me. ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2015, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-latest-in-paris-fashion-high-fashion-mens-outfits-with-penis-windows-not-sfw/710662/17 "2015-01-24T01:30:38Z")
This would ultimately benefit the environment: “No, don’t turn up the AC!” ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2015, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-latest-in-paris-fashion-high-fashion-mens-outfits-with-penis-windows-not-sfw/710662/18 "2015-01-24T03:05:58Z")
Like jeans, in some cases they’re pre-shrunk. ---
**Author:** ![Zsofia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/7bcc69/32.png) [@Zsofia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zsofia)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2015, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-latest-in-paris-fashion-high-fashion-mens-outfits-with-penis-windows-not-sfw/710662/19 "2015-01-24T03:14:02Z")
Shirtcocking is NEVER okay. (See also: “Winnie the Pooh”.) ---
**Author:** ![G0sp3l](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c68b51/32.png) [@G0sp3l](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/G0sp3l)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2015, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-latest-in-paris-fashion-high-fashion-mens-outfits-with-penis-windows-not-sfw/710662/20 "2015-01-24T05:06:38Z")
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