# The latest in Paris fashion. High fashion men's outfits with penis windows - Not SFW! **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [January 23, 2015, 8:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-latest-in-paris-fashion-high-fashion-mens-outfits-with-penis-windows-not-sfw/710662 "2015-01-23T08:13:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 7\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![salinqmind](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3ec8ea/32.png) [@salinqmind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/salinqmind)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2015, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-latest-in-paris-fashion-high-fashion-mens-outfits-with-penis-windows-not-sfw/710662/41 "2015-01-25T15:49:23Z")
I remember seeing online not all that long ago pictures of a mens fashion show, and they were wearing pants with realistic plastic penii on the crotch area. I’ll try to look that one up. ---
**Author:** ![Hail\_Ants](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/dc4da7/32.png) [@Hail\_Ants](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hail_Ants)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2015, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-latest-in-paris-fashion-high-fashion-mens-outfits-with-penis-windows-not-sfw/710662/42 "2015-01-26T03:41:28Z")
> [@JRDelirious](#): > > The ancient Greeks has good looking wangs, or more like wangs on good looking whole dudes. Yeah, but big, white, marble statues are one thing. Bouncing, flopping, flesh-colored hairy wieners & sacks are quite another! :eek: ---
**Author:** ![GrumpyBunny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bc8723/32.png) [@GrumpyBunny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrumpyBunny)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2015, 11:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-latest-in-paris-fashion-high-fashion-mens-outfits-with-penis-windows-not-sfw/710662/43 "2015-01-26T11:51:13Z")
> [@Broomstick](#): > > I move we start calling it “scrunchy sack” instead of “scrotum”. Can we also refer to the uncircumcised penii as “snake in a sweater”? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![GargoyleWB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gargoylewb/32/199_2.png) [@GargoyleWB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GargoyleWB)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2015, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-latest-in-paris-fashion-high-fashion-mens-outfits-with-penis-windows-not-sfw/710662/44 "2015-01-26T19:36:04Z")
Until you can attach a tassle and twirl it to a Carmen Miranda song, it will never catch on. ---
**Author:** ![JRDelirious](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jrdelirious/32/9531_2.png) [@JRDelirious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRDelirious)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2015, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-latest-in-paris-fashion-high-fashion-mens-outfits-with-penis-windows-not-sfw/710662/45 "2015-01-27T00:58:48Z")
> [@Hail\_Ants](#): > > Yeah, but big, white, marble statues are one thing. Bouncing, flopping, flesh-colored hairy wieners & sacks are quite another! :eek: You do know the Ancient Greeks painted those statues fleshtone and then detailed in the hair. Thank goodness for weathering 😉 ---
**Author:** ![TBG](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c89c15/32.png) [@TBG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TBG)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2015, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-latest-in-paris-fashion-high-fashion-mens-outfits-with-penis-windows-not-sfw/710662/46 "2015-01-27T03:25:21Z")
> [@Broomstick](#): > > Ancient Greeks might disagree with you on that. Well, if they were so great then they’d still be around, wouldn’t they? ---
**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2015, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-latest-in-paris-fashion-high-fashion-mens-outfits-with-penis-windows-not-sfw/710662/47 "2015-01-27T03:48:09Z")
> [@GrumpyBunny](#): > > Can we also refer to the uncircumcised penii as “snake in a sweater”? > > 😃 “It was like a Martian. It had no face, no personality!” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-latest-in-paris-fashion-high-fashion-mens-outfits-with-penis-windows-not-sfw/710662.md?page=2)