# The least erotic sexual fetish **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [March 28, 2008, 12:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-least-erotic-sexual-fetish/443038 "2008-03-28T12:52:25Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![RealityChuck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/realitychuck/32/195_2.png) [@RealityChuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RealityChuck)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2008, 12:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-least-erotic-sexual-fetish/443038/1 "2008-03-28T12:52:25Z")
What would you choose? For me, it’s Chinese foot binding. Really, really, grotesque. ---
**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2008, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-least-erotic-sexual-fetish/443038/2 "2008-03-28T13:11:31Z")
Coprophilia. And [suspension](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suspension_(body_modification)) (warning!! Horrifying pics!!). ---
**Author:** ![The\_Chao\_Goes\_Mu](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_chao_goes_mu/32/3191_2.png) [@The\_Chao\_Goes\_Mu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Chao_Goes_Mu)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2008, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-least-erotic-sexual-fetish/443038/3 "2008-03-28T14:11:50Z")
[QUOTE=GuanoLad] Coprophilia. And [suspension](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suspension_(body_modification)) (warning!! Horrifying pics!!). [/QUOTE] Ditto. And I’d like to add the fetish of an adult putting on diapers and acting like a baby and having another adult change the diaper etc. Yuck. ---
**Author:** ![Southern\_Yankee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/southern_yankee/32/2800_2.png) [@Southern\_Yankee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Southern_Yankee)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2008, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-least-erotic-sexual-fetish/443038/4 "2008-03-28T14:15:07Z")
There’s a lot to choose from, but enjoying being vomited on gets my vote. ---
**Author:** ![Plan\_B](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Plan\_B](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Plan_B)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2008, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-least-erotic-sexual-fetish/443038/5 "2008-03-28T14:15:42Z")
Are you asking for the least erotic or the grossest sexual fetish? For me any fetish that isn’t mine is equally not erotic but some are a lot grosser than others. ---
**Author:** ![Dragwyr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dragwyr/32/2855_2.png) [@Dragwyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dragwyr)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2008, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-least-erotic-sexual-fetish/443038/6 "2008-03-28T14:17:16Z")
Furries! ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2008, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-least-erotic-sexual-fetish/443038/7 "2008-03-28T14:24:08Z")
_Your_ fetishes are boring, _mine_ are freakalicious. ---
**Author:** ![Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/qadgop_the_mercotan/32/83_2.png) [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qadgop_the_Mercotan)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2008, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-least-erotic-sexual-fetish/443038/8 "2008-03-28T15:26:40Z")
Arterial intercourse? ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2008, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-least-erotic-sexual-fetish/443038/9 "2008-03-28T15:57:55Z")
Oh, this isn’t what I thought it was going to be. Something like suspension – very definitely not my cup of tea, but I can see, intellectually, what the appeal would be to someone who was into that. Here I thought it was going to be the one that you can’t understand who could possibly find this erotic. Like bread, for example. Or mittens. ---
**Author:** ![Soul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Soul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Soul)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2008, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-least-erotic-sexual-fetish/443038/10 "2008-03-28T16:04:07Z")
Adult Baby/Diaper Lover fetishism. I have never, ever, ever understood this, and…and well, I’m extremely sexually diverse. > **[Paraphilic infantilism](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paraphilic_infantilism)** > > Paraphilic infantilism, also known as autonepiophilia and adult baby, is a sexual fetish that involves role-playing a regression to an infant-like state. Paraphilic infantilism is a form of ageplay. People who practice paraphilic infantilism are often colloquially referred to (by themselves and others) as "adult babies", or "ABs". > Behaviors may include things such as wearing childish clothes, wearing or using diapers, cuddling with stuffed animals, drinking from a bottle or sucking on a pacifier... I get emetophilia, I get suspension, and hell I even get coprophilia – but diapers? ---
**Author:** ![Trunk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/87869e/32.png) [@Trunk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trunk)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2008, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-least-erotic-sexual-fetish/443038/11 "2008-03-28T16:43:37Z")
Sploshing. I suspect it’s the same dysfunctionals who got sick of playing furry and are looking for a new way not to have sex with other. ---
**Author:** ![Sal\_Ammoniac](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8dc957/32.png) [@Sal\_Ammoniac](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sal_Ammoniac)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2008, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-least-erotic-sexual-fetish/443038/12 "2008-03-28T16:51:02Z")
Japanese women used to blacken their teeth. Japanese men found it alluring. I find the mere idea of it offputting in the extreme. ---
**Author:** ![pravnik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8edcca/32.png) [@pravnik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pravnik)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2008, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-least-erotic-sexual-fetish/443038/13 "2008-03-28T16:53:47Z")
Apotemnophilia. ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2008, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-least-erotic-sexual-fetish/443038/14 "2008-03-28T16:53:48Z")
[QUOTE=GuanoLad] Coprophilia. And [suspension](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suspension_(body_modification)) (warning!! Horrifying pics!!). [/QUOTE] I totally read this as “anal suspension” the first time, and thought, “Hmmm, I know about suspension…but ANAL suspension?!” ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2008, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-least-erotic-sexual-fetish/443038/15 "2008-03-28T16:56:36Z")
I’ve heard of people with a fetish for amputees :eek: ---
**Author:** ![SiouxChief](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d6d6ee/32.png) [@SiouxChief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SiouxChief)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2008, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-least-erotic-sexual-fetish/443038/16 "2008-03-28T16:57:11Z")
I get aroused if a woman writes C++ code and then reads Scientific American to me. But, haven’t found anyone who’ll do it for me yet. ---
**Author:** ![pravnik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8edcca/32.png) [@pravnik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pravnik)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2008, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-least-erotic-sexual-fetish/443038/17 "2008-03-28T17:01:48Z")
[QUOTE=Annie-Xmas] I’ve heard of people with a fetish for amputees :eek: [/QUOTE] Acrotomophilia is a fetishism for amputees. Amotemnophilia, a/k/a body identity disorder, is a fetish about _becoming_ an amputee. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2008, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-least-erotic-sexual-fetish/443038/18 "2008-03-28T17:03:38Z")
[QUOTE=GuanoLad] Coprophilia. [/QUOTE] I was just gonna say. Although I would narrow it down even further to coprophagia. ---
**Author:** ![Cisco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ccd318/32.png) [@Cisco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cisco)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2008, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-least-erotic-sexual-fetish/443038/19 "2008-03-28T17:47:11Z")
Are all of these really fetishes? IIRC a fetish is not just a kink - it’s something you can’t get off without. While I’m sure there are people out there who get aroused by suspension, I don’t think it’s necessarily sexual at all. Most people either consider it spiritual or just fun. The fetish I find the least erotic - if it’s even true - is the one where the people HAVE to see a car wreck before they can have sex. ---
**Author:** ![pinkfreud](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pinkfreud/32/17603_2.png) [@pinkfreud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pinkfreud)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2008, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-least-erotic-sexual-fetish/443038/20 "2008-03-28T17:58:54Z")
I am baffled by “crush freaks.” No stretch of my imagination finds anything erotic about watching a person stomp on an insect or other small animal. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-least-erotic-sexual-fetish/443038.md?page=2)