# The "Let's play nice in the Pit" thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [February 16, 2009, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-lets-play-nice-in-the-pit-thread/486106 "2009-02-16T15:55:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2009, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-lets-play-nice-in-the-pit-thread/486106/21 "2009-02-16T16:57:15Z")
> [@bup](#): > > You all can go to a slightly less blissful state of eternal paradise. Where the promised 72 virgins are of advanced age, dubious continence, enfeebled understanding, and much given to garrulous recitations of their bodily infirmities. ---
**Author:** ![Enola\_Gay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/3ab097/32.png) [@Enola\_Gay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enola_Gay)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2009, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-lets-play-nice-in-the-pit-thread/486106/22 "2009-02-16T16:57:43Z")
> [@Atomicflea](#): > > I’m not sure when polite suggestions as to possible ways to shed this mortal coil came under the heading of threats, but I will post several different threads protesting this right after I write a strongly worded letter to Ed protesting your patronizing attitude, lead hand on the mouse, and the fact that these boards are going to the very depth of Hades in a small handheld woven container. FOAF ETA: But as soon as you faint, I’ll rush right over with my smelling salts and call 911 (see how I cleverly skirted “the rules”?) ---
**Author:** ![Nancarrow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c37758/32.png) [@Nancarrow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nancarrow)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2009, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-lets-play-nice-in-the-pit-thread/486106/23 "2009-02-16T16:58:33Z")
God, I hope you all get gunned down. By a nuclear bomb. With a gun. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2009, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-lets-play-nice-in-the-pit-thread/486106/24 "2009-02-16T16:58:45Z")
Your mother was a cuddly rodent and your father had a fruity aroma. ---
**Author:** ![Knorf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/58956e/32.png) [@Knorf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knorf)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2009, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-lets-play-nice-in-the-pit-thread/486106/25 "2009-02-16T17:01:17Z")
This thread is scarcely more than a modest example of group self-pleasure. May someone slow down a bit late and not quite as much when approaching you in crosswalks. May you be thereby mildly startled. ---
**Author:** ![CaerieD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/da6949/32.png) [@CaerieD](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CaerieD)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2009, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-lets-play-nice-in-the-pit-thread/486106/26 "2009-02-16T17:02:34Z")
May you find something so extremely amusing on the Internet that you laugh until you lose control of your bladder and urinate on yourself. ---
**Author:** ![ivan\_astikov](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@ivan\_astikov](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivan_astikov)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2009, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-lets-play-nice-in-the-pit-thread/486106/27 "2009-02-16T17:04:18Z")
May your eyebrows unite and your earwax fester. ---
**Author:** ![BubbaDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bubbadog/32/333_2.png) [@BubbaDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BubbaDog)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2009, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-lets-play-nice-in-the-pit-thread/486106/28 "2009-02-16T17:05:44Z")
All of you seem to have opinions different than mine. I have absolutely no suggestions at all about what you should do that either changes those opinions or makes me feel better about mine. ---
**Author:** ![CaerieD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/da6949/32.png) [@CaerieD](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CaerieD)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2009, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-lets-play-nice-in-the-pit-thread/486106/29 "2009-02-16T17:06:58Z")
I hope your kittens grow up to be aesthetically displeasing cats. ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2009, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-lets-play-nice-in-the-pit-thread/486106/30 "2009-02-16T17:15:24Z")
I respectfully suggest that all of you should attempt airborne coitus with a toroidal pastry engaged in circular self-locomotion at your earliest opportunity. ---
**Author:** ![Sr\_Siete](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6de8d8/32.png) [@Sr\_Siete](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sr_Siete)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2009, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-lets-play-nice-in-the-pit-thread/486106/31 "2009-02-16T17:17:46Z")
I wish upon you that your favorite book is remade into a motion picture production, helmed by Uwe Boll and starring Keanu Reeves. ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2009, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-lets-play-nice-in-the-pit-thread/486106/32 "2009-02-16T17:20:25Z")
I strongly suggest that most of the respondents to this thread are below average in many respects. ---
**Author:** ![SiXSwordS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/49beb7/32.png) [@SiXSwordS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SiXSwordS)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2009, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-lets-play-nice-in-the-pit-thread/486106/33 "2009-02-16T17:23:35Z")
If you’d be so kind as to recline in this squashy, massaging armchair and watch this blu-ray version of your favorite movie on this ultra-wide screen TV — the movie has been remastered and edited to emphasize your favorite characters — and if you would also enjoy an endless supply of your beverage of preference served to you by a empathic automaton who knows your every desire even before you can know of it yourself… IN A DITCH! I held out as long as I could. ---
**Author:** ![drewbert](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drewbert/32/15890_2.png) [@drewbert](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewbert)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2009, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-lets-play-nice-in-the-pit-thread/486106/34 "2009-02-16T17:25:43Z")
Your mother has a predilection for military issue all-weather footwear. ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2009, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-lets-play-nice-in-the-pit-thread/486106/35 "2009-02-16T17:31:15Z")
Your momma’s so fat, her pants are a little snug. ---
**Author:** ![Jettboy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/85e7bf/32.png) [@Jettboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jettboy)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2009, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-lets-play-nice-in-the-pit-thread/486106/36 "2009-02-16T17:35:36Z")
I may, or may not, have had carnal knowledge of a close female relative of yours. Or perhaps a male relative, dependant upon the quantity of alcohol consumed at the time. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2009, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-lets-play-nice-in-the-pit-thread/486106/37 "2009-02-16T17:37:21Z")
You’re all just pleasuring yourselves like someone who loves his parent. ---
**Author:** ![fisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@fisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fisha)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2009, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-lets-play-nice-in-the-pit-thread/486106/38 "2009-02-16T17:39:18Z")
Have a not completely nice day! ---
**Author:** ![BlinkingDuck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/eada6e/32.png) [@BlinkingDuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlinkingDuck)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2009, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-lets-play-nice-in-the-pit-thread/486106/39 "2009-02-16T17:40:47Z")
> [@drewbert](#): > > Your mother has a predilection for military issue all-weather footwear. Not only that, but the marital status of your mother when she birthed you is in doubt. ---
**Author:** ![CaerieD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/da6949/32.png) [@CaerieD](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CaerieD)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2009, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-lets-play-nice-in-the-pit-thread/486106/40 "2009-02-16T17:42:36Z")
I am of the opinion that you are the male child of an unpleasant female. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-lets-play-nice-in-the-pit-thread/486106.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-lets-play-nice-in-the-pit-thread/486106.md?page=3)