# The "Let's play nice in the Pit" thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [February 16, 2009, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-lets-play-nice-in-the-pit-thread/486106 "2009-02-16T15:55:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2009, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-lets-play-nice-in-the-pit-thread/486106/81 "2009-02-16T23:43:53Z")
May your google searches yield zero results. ---
**Author:** ![Illuminatiprimus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/illuminatiprimus/32/11520_2.png) [@Illuminatiprimus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Illuminatiprimus)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2009, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-lets-play-nice-in-the-pit-thread/486106/82 "2009-02-16T23:47:24Z")
> [@seodoa](#): > > And you, dear sir, have a rather more-so-than-generally-regarded-as-safe-and-effective predilection for the porridged oats. I know you’re living in a foreign country but you shouldn’t have forgotten how to speak English quite so soon. ---
**Author:** ![sailor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a587f6/32.png) [@sailor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sailor)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2009, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-lets-play-nice-in-the-pit-thread/486106/83 "2009-02-16T23:54:17Z")
I inflatulate in your general direction. ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2009, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-lets-play-nice-in-the-pit-thread/486106/84 "2009-02-16T23:56:51Z")
Are you fornicating well desirous of a portion? Are you, therefore? ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2009, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-lets-play-nice-in-the-pit-thread/486106/85 "2009-02-17T00:04:42Z")
> [@Beware\_of\_Doug](#): > > May your backup drive be unrecognizable by all known means of connection. You… you heartless _bastard._ I challenge you to a knife fight. ---
**Author:** ![krisolov](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/krisolov/32/3724_2.png) [@krisolov](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/krisolov)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2009, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-lets-play-nice-in-the-pit-thread/486106/86 "2009-02-17T00:42:57Z")
I’d like to wish you much joy in your attempts at self-fornication. And good day to you. ---
**Author:** ![RedFury](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ec9cab/32.png) [@RedFury](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RedFury)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2009, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-lets-play-nice-in-the-pit-thread/486106/87 "2009-02-17T00:47:33Z")
Before I say anything, I need to know whether this is this a thread where Pit Rules apply or a non-Pit rules, Pit thread? ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2009, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-lets-play-nice-in-the-pit-thread/486106/88 "2009-02-17T00:57:15Z")
Your teeth are ever so slightly off center. ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2009, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-lets-play-nice-in-the-pit-thread/486106/89 "2009-02-17T00:57:17Z")
> [@Clothahump](#): > > The old ones are often the best: Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! I was all ready to challenge you to a duel, until I realized that you DIDN’T say my mother was an elderberry and my father smelt of hamsters. So never mind. ---
**Author:** ![criminey.jicket](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dfb087/32.png) [@criminey.jicket](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/criminey.jicket)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2009, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-lets-play-nice-in-the-pit-thread/486106/90 "2009-02-17T00:58:12Z")
> [@RedFury](#): > > Before I say anything, I need to know whether this is this a thread where Pit Rules apply or a non-Pit rules, Pit thread? [purrs] Oh, my. You _are_ a speedy reader, aren’t you? [/purrs] ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2009, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-lets-play-nice-in-the-pit-thread/486106/91 "2009-02-17T00:58:37Z")
> [@RedFury](#): > > Before I say anything, I need to know whether this is this a thread where Pit Rules apply or a non-Pit rules, Pit thread? But there, you did say something. Just what are you playing at? ---
**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2009, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-lets-play-nice-in-the-pit-thread/486106/92 "2009-02-17T01:38:14Z")
> [@spoke-](#): > > Well _aren’t you sweet?_ Y’all come back now! ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2009, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-lets-play-nice-in-the-pit-thread/486106/93 "2009-02-17T01:42:11Z")
> [@George\_Kaplin](#): > > You, _sir_, are no gentleman! A calumnious assertion, sir! Retract forthwith or be accused of bestiality! ---
**Author:** ![seodoa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4af34b/32.png) [@seodoa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/seodoa)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2009, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-lets-play-nice-in-the-pit-thread/486106/94 "2009-02-17T01:53:40Z")
You, sir or madam, are the exception that proves the rule. ---
**Author:** ![Lamia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Lamia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lamia)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2009, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-lets-play-nice-in-the-pit-thread/486106/95 "2009-02-17T02:12:08Z")
> [@Sefton](#): > > Oh yeah? OH YEAH? Well why don’t you go take a short walk down a long pier? A lot of these have been quite funny, but this is the only one that literally made me LOL. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Ale](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f19dbf/32.png) [@Ale](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ale)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2009, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-lets-play-nice-in-the-pit-thread/486106/96 "2009-02-17T03:05:51Z")
[TheSphinx] You dress in the manner of a male prostitute[TheSphinx] I verily reckon that I could become accustumed to victorian vituperations. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Tao\_s\_Revenge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/73ab20/32.png) [@The\_Tao\_s\_Revenge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Tao_s_Revenge)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2009, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-lets-play-nice-in-the-pit-thread/486106/97 "2009-02-17T03:36:33Z")
I might I suggest, per chance, good sirs, and madams, you should consider the merits of a colon examination with a cactus? ---
**Author:** ![R.P.McMurphy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7993a0/32.png) [@R.P.McMurphy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/R.P.McMurphy)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2009, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-lets-play-nice-in-the-pit-thread/486106/98 "2009-02-17T03:52:31Z")
Since we’re being nice: May an acetylene torch (set on it’s lowest heat setting) be applied to your anus (which has been thoroughly swabbed with Preparation H). How much nicer can I be? ---
**Author:** ![Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b38774/32.png) [@Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Attack_from_the_3rd_dimension)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2009, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-lets-play-nice-in-the-pit-thread/486106/99 "2009-02-17T03:53:06Z")
I say! No, dash it all, I say! That is just not on! ---
**Author:** ![Rhubarb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/59ef9b/32.png) [@Rhubarb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhubarb)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2009, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-lets-play-nice-in-the-pit-thread/486106/100 "2009-02-17T03:53:24Z")
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