# The "Let's play nice in the Pit" thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [February 16, 2009, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-lets-play-nice-in-the-pit-thread/486106 "2009-02-16T15:55:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 9
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2009, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-lets-play-nice-in-the-pit-thread/486106/161 "2009-02-18T23:32:17Z")
“May your posts go unviewed” \> same sentence posted by another user \> implication that original post was unviewed \> big laffs. ---
**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2009, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-lets-play-nice-in-the-pit-thread/486106/162 "2009-02-19T01:57:23Z")
Well, if you have to splain it… ---
**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2009, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-lets-play-nice-in-the-pit-thread/486106/163 "2009-02-19T02:04:17Z")
Why can’t we all just get along? ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2009, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-lets-play-nice-in-the-pit-thread/486106/164 "2009-02-19T02:13:28Z")
> [@Liberal](#): > > Well, if you have to splain it… Maybe I need a box to stand on. ---
**Author:** ![Green\_Bean](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/green_bean/32/1760_2.png) [@Green\_Bean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Green_Bean)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2009, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-lets-play-nice-in-the-pit-thread/486106/165 "2009-02-19T02:13:42Z")
> [@SiXSwordS](#): > > I have vowed to expose graycism whenever it rears its ugly head! May all your posts be graped by the Grapist. ---
**Author:** ![Tristan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tristan/32/18058_2.png) [@Tristan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tristan)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2009, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-lets-play-nice-in-the-pit-thread/486106/166 "2009-02-19T02:34:35Z")
I igniting your canine. ---
**Author:** ![Lungfish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d78d45/32.png) [@Lungfish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lungfish)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2009, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-lets-play-nice-in-the-pit-thread/486106/167 "2009-02-19T02:36:17Z")
Your breath is as sweet as a dog’s. ---
**Author:** ![Knorf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/58956e/32.png) [@Knorf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knorf)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2009, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-lets-play-nice-in-the-pit-thread/486106/168 "2009-02-19T02:37:06Z")
May responses to your posts be haunted forever by vaguely ill-defined SDMB “memes.” ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2009, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-lets-play-nice-in-the-pit-thread/486106/169 "2009-02-19T02:38:17Z")
You are on God’s “ignore” list. ---
**Author:** ![SiXSwordS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/49beb7/32.png) [@SiXSwordS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SiXSwordS)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2009, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-lets-play-nice-in-the-pit-thread/486106/170 "2009-02-19T02:44:05Z")
> [@Green\_Bean](#): > > May all your posts be graped by the Grapist. I guess I brought that on myself with such an alluring post. However, I can’t help noticing that I was graped by a green grapist. All alliteration aside, that’s just all fucked up! ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2009, 5:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-lets-play-nice-in-the-pit-thread/486106/171 "2009-02-19T05:39:25Z")
May all the channels on your TV go out, save for one. And may that channel be showing a Will Ferrell movie marathon. ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2009, 6:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-lets-play-nice-in-the-pit-thread/486106/172 "2009-02-19T06:45:47Z")
Lepers shun you. ---
**Author:** ![Snickers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5daacb/32.png) [@Snickers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snickers)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2009, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-lets-play-nice-in-the-pit-thread/486106/173 "2009-02-19T19:49:02Z")
May your favorite football team lose to Detroit. ---
**Author:** ![chacoguy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/50afbb/32.png) [@chacoguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chacoguy)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2009, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-lets-play-nice-in-the-pit-thread/486106/174 "2009-02-19T20:02:16Z")
I didn’t say you were stupid; I said you were easily befuddled. ---
**Author:** ![ivan\_astikov](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@ivan\_astikov](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivan_astikov)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2009, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-lets-play-nice-in-the-pit-thread/486106/175 "2009-02-19T20:32:34Z")
May you wear no pants and the grain be against you, as you slide down the mahogany bannister of life. ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2009, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-lets-play-nice-in-the-pit-thread/486106/176 "2009-02-20T00:36:48Z")
> [@Snickers](#): > > May your favorite football team lose to Detroit. Unpossible. ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2009, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-lets-play-nice-in-the-pit-thread/486106/177 "2009-02-20T00:38:15Z")
> [@elucidator](#): > > You are **all** on God’s “ignore” list. FTFY. ---
**Author:** ![Snickers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5daacb/32.png) [@Snickers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snickers)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2009, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-lets-play-nice-in-the-pit-thread/486106/178 "2009-02-20T13:31:16Z")
> [@Shirley\_Ujest](#): > > Unpossible. That’s why it’s a nice insult! ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2009, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-lets-play-nice-in-the-pit-thread/486106/179 "2009-02-20T17:18:42Z")
I hope your Shiraz is corked. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2009, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-lets-play-nice-in-the-pit-thread/486106/180 "2009-02-20T18:45:02Z")
> [@Liberal](#): > > Vile wretches, may your searches always hang and your posts go unviewed. And that would be different than business as usual how? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-lets-play-nice-in-the-pit-thread/486106.md?page=8) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-lets-play-nice-in-the-pit-thread/486106.md?page=10)