# The Liar's Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 31, 2001, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-liars-thread/60288 "2001-03-31T21:11:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Fenris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fenris/32/498_2.png) [@Fenris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fenris)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2001, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-liars-thread/60288/1 "2001-03-31T21:11:18Z")
I have never, and will never start a thread with the title “The Liar’s Thread”. I mean that sincerely. Fenris ---
**Author:** ![OrcaChow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/e47c2d/32.png) [@OrcaChow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OrcaChow)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2001, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-liars-thread/60288/2 "2001-03-31T21:15:29Z")
I despise every last one of you and think you have nothing of interest to say. ---
**Author:** ![Kallessa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/7993a0/32.png) [@Kallessa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kallessa)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2001, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-liars-thread/60288/3 "2001-03-31T21:15:47Z")
I’ve never responded to a thread with the topic “The Liar’s Thread.” Yeah, that’s the ticket, never done it, never will. That’s what I said and I’m sticking to it. And you can’t make me say anything else about it. ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2001, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-liars-thread/60288/4 "2001-03-31T21:16:53Z")
Boy, did I get laid last night! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2001, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-liars-thread/60288/5 "2001-03-31T21:21:12Z")
I just withdrew $1.5 million from my savings account to buy fatherjohn a fleet of SUVs to satisfy his envy. ---
**Author:** ![Tequila\_Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/41988e/32.png) [@Tequila\_Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tequila_Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2001, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-liars-thread/60288/6 "2001-03-31T21:22:14Z")
I am not addicted to this place and can leave anytime I want to. I’d also like to add I love my job because I feel so fulfilled with it’s supreme importance to society each and everyday. ---
**Author:** ![TruePisces](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/truepisces/32/13628_2.png) [@TruePisces](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruePisces)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2001, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-liars-thread/60288/7 "2001-03-31T21:22:34Z")
I’m happy living with my parents! Boy, do I love it. I could stay here for the rest of my life. New York? It holds nothing for me. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![TroubleAgain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e480ec/32.png) [@TroubleAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroubleAgain)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2001, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-liars-thread/60288/8 "2001-03-31T21:28:23Z")
I am not a happy person. I don’t like my job. My marriage is miserable. Life sucks. [sub]TP and Euty–The winking smiley kind of spoils the affect, don’t you think? [/sub] ---
**Author:** ![wring](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/838e76/32.png) [@wring](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wring)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2001, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-liars-thread/60288/9 "2001-03-31T21:29:34Z")
I hate puns. and the people who make them. I think that “pot calling the kettle black” is the height of the witty retort, and I’m always impressed by those who use that phrase and it’s variations. ---
**Author:** ![Sylkyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/da6949/32.png) [@Sylkyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sylkyn)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2001, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-liars-thread/60288/10 "2001-03-31T21:42:12Z")
I have no intentions of finishing this CC & 7 I am drinking. The very smell of it makes my stomach roil. I will quit smoking right this minute. I can’t even bear to look at my open pack of Marlboros. My children are the most well-behaved, delightful human beings on the earth and do all of the housework without me ever having to lift so much as an eyebrow in their direction. I loathe the internet, computers and anything of that ilk. How anyone could have any interest in these things is beyond me. I also despise reading. I burned all the books in my house last night. In fact, I have forgotten how to read, thankfully. I will also, never as long as I live, post to this board again. What would be the point, since I can’t read anyway?? ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2001, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-liars-thread/60288/11 "2001-03-31T21:42:35Z")
After spending a grueling month in training (bet none of you even noticed that it was my pet sugar glider posting, did ya?), I will be flying the top secret space cruiser “manhattan”\* out to the rings of Saturn to start negotiations with the Starseeders. Perhaps if you fawn appropriately, I will see that you are not “volunteered” as a host. \*[sub]just my little tribute \[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![techchick68](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ea5d25/32.png) [@techchick68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/techchick68)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2001, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-liars-thread/60288/12 "2001-03-31T21:57:28Z")
I have a life. ---
**Author:** ![Kallessa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/7993a0/32.png) [@Kallessa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kallessa)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2001, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-liars-thread/60288/13 "2001-03-31T22:01:12Z")
I told you I’d be back. I’m just going to say this once. I’d never post on a thread that was entitled “The Liar’s Thread”. It would be a meaningful and fulfilling thing to do and I’m only interested in the dull and mundane. I’d never return to the board with the soul purpose of checking a thread called “The Liar’s Thread”. And you can take that to the bank. ---
**Author:** ![waxteeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/258eb7/32.png) [@waxteeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/waxteeth)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2001, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-liars-thread/60288/14 "2001-03-31T22:52:22Z")
1. Hi my name is Frank and I’m a dueling addict. 2. I made myself laugh so hard I spit coke all over the monitor. 3. I swear I thought the title of the thread was liar liar pants on fire. 4. Coke spitting is hysterical. 5. Hi Opal 6. I am deeply concerned that California is having electricity troubles while Las Vegas has power dripping off the walls and flooding out into the streets. 7. I do not understand “small little words” but prefer grandiose language and my all time favorite is when someone gives me kind advice on my punctuation/Grammar it shows me that you care and probably have a well-rounded life this short sentence as an example can go another mile without and punctuation required I will not even end it with a period. ---
**Author:** ![Tabithina](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f04885/32.png) [@Tabithina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tabithina)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2001, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-liars-thread/60288/15 "2001-03-31T22:54:44Z")
I have never eaten chocolate in my entire life, and I never will. The reason I never post in GD is that I am _too_ good at debate, and could win every argument with only one post. I don’t want to spoil the fun. Did I mention that I am a genius? ---
**Author:** ![waxteeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/258eb7/32.png) [@waxteeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/waxteeth)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2001, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-liars-thread/60288/16 "2001-03-31T23:22:18Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Tabithina \* > \*\* I am _too_ good at debate, and could win every argument with only one post. \*\* Tabithina, we do not have that in common. ---
**Author:** ![nikjohns](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/53a042/32.png) [@nikjohns](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nikjohns)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2001, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-liars-thread/60288/17 "2001-03-31T23:26:00Z")
I don’t regret opening this thread ---
**Author:** ![racinchikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@racinchikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racinchikki)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2001, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-liars-thread/60288/18 "2001-03-31T23:38:38Z")
I love rap, hip-hop and pop. I wish I could dress as snazzily as Jennifer Lopez. ---
**Author:** ![Kallessa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/7993a0/32.png) [@Kallessa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kallessa)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2001, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-liars-thread/60288/19 "2001-03-31T23:51:03Z")
I’m just going to say this once. I’d never post on a thread that was entitled “The Liar’s Thread”. It would be a meaningful and fulfilling thing to do and I’m only interested in the dull and mundane. I’d never return to the board with the soul purpose of checking a thread called “The Liar’s Thread”. And you can take that to the bank. ---
**Author:** ![Fenris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fenris/32/498_2.png) [@Fenris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fenris)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2001, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-liars-thread/60288/20 "2001-04-01T00:01:00Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by nikjohns \* > \*\*I don’t regret opening this thread \*\* I’m sorry you feel that way. Fenris [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-liars-thread/60288.md?page=2)