# The Liar's Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 31, 2001, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-liars-thread/60288 "2001-03-31T21:11:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Sylkyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/da6949/32.png) [@Sylkyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sylkyn)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2001, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-liars-thread/60288/21 "2001-04-01T00:05:50Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Tabithina \* > > The reason I never post in GD is that I am _too_ good at debate, and could win every argument with only one post. I don’t want to spoil the fun. I post in GD frequently. Usually all I have to do is think about it and the topic is immediately closed. Other posters are astounded at my brilliance and tact. ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2001, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-liars-thread/60288/22 "2001-04-01T00:13:32Z")
I didn’t do it. ---
**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2001, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-liars-thread/60288/23 "2001-04-01T00:40:25Z")
I hate women! Especially SDMB women. Especially **Arden Ranger Falcon jarbabyj Medea’s Child Persephone SexyWriter Tequila Mockingbird The Mermaid True Pisces** Now THOSE ladies… I can’t tolerate the sight of them! Especially naked… ---
**Author:** ![Le\_Sang](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ee7513/32.png) [@Le\_Sang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Le_Sang)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2001, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-liars-thread/60288/24 "2001-04-01T01:25:23Z")
PS - I absolutely hate the idea of posting in here, and despise the lot of you. I am thrilled to be alive today, and life is absolutely perfect lately. I’m thrilled to be at work, too. In fact, I can’t think of anything I’d rather be doing. Did I mention that I am totally confident that my paper isn’t really due in a few days, despite the fact that I have completed so much of it? Yep, here I am, not a care in the world. I think I’ll get drunk and stoned when I get off work so I can have some real fun. Signed, ---
**Author:** ![Fenris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fenris/32/498_2.png) [@Fenris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fenris)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2001, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-liars-thread/60288/25 "2001-04-01T02:14:24Z")
This statement is a lie. ---
**Author:** ![Mnementh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/898d66/32.png) [@Mnementh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mnementh)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2001, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-liars-thread/60288/26 "2001-04-01T02:14:50Z")
I really hate being naked. In fact, I wear all the clothes I can, all the time, and take them off as little as I can muster. If given the chance, I wouldnt get naked anywhere. I’m not exhibitionistic in the least. Also, bladed weaponry sucks. [sub]I know it’s a liar’s thread, but that last one was really, _REALLY_ painful to say. So you all better appreciate it![/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Totoro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Totoro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Totoro)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2001, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-liars-thread/60288/27 "2001-04-01T02:19:47Z")
Well, lastly, I’d not like to say I despisede reading this thread. And I did not have sexual relations with that woman, ms. ssskuggiii… ---
**Author:** ![Helena](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c68b51/32.png) [@Helena](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Helena)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2001, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-liars-thread/60288/28 "2001-04-01T02:21:22Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by wring \* > \*\*I hate puns. and the people who make them. I think that “pot calling the kettle black” is the height of the witty retort, and I’m always impressed by those who use that phrase and it’s variations. \*\* [hijack] My husband used that phrase in his English 90 class, and someone went to the dean of students and complained that he was making racist remarks in class. (True story). Good grief. [/hijack] ---
**Author:** ![pluto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f08c70/32.png) [@pluto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pluto)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2001, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-liars-thread/60288/29 "2001-04-01T02:29:11Z")
I dislike correcting other posters but when I do I’m always right, especially when the topic is something I know a lot about. I also get very annoyed at **always** being listed in the “Sexiest Doper” and “I’ve Got a Crush” and “Wittiest Poster” and similar threads. I’m only sorry that this thread makes it impossible for me to express my true feelings. ---
**Author:** ![TruePisces](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/truepisces/32/13628_2.png) [@TruePisces](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruePisces)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2001, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-liars-thread/60288/30 "2001-04-01T05:09:06Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by dantheman \* > \*\*I hate women! Especially SDMB women. > > Especially > > **… > True Pisces** > > Now THOSE ladies… I can’t tolerate the sight of them! Especially naked… \*\* **dantheman** has seen me naked, both in pictures and in the flesh. ---
**Author:** ![Mooney252](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7c8e57/32.png) [@Mooney252](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mooney252)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2001, 5:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-liars-thread/60288/31 "2001-04-01T05:15:42Z")
I’ll have just one beer. ---
**Author:** ![Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e36b37/32.png) [@Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Airman_Doors_USAF)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2001, 5:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-liars-thread/60288/32 "2001-04-01T05:23:55Z")
I’m intelligent. ---
**Author:** ![imthjckaz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/imthjckaz/32/3223_2.png) [@imthjckaz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/imthjckaz)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2001, 5:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-liars-thread/60288/33 "2001-04-01T05:37:57Z")
Yes, it is 12 inches long and No, I haven’t farted at the wrong time. [sub]did I just write that?[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![OrcaChow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/e47c2d/32.png) [@OrcaChow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OrcaChow)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2001, 5:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-liars-thread/60288/34 "2001-04-01T05:48:39Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by racinchikki \* > **I love rap, hip-hop and pop. I wish I could dress as snazzily as Jennifer Lopez.** I **AM** Jennifer Lopez. Nice clothes aren’t all they’re cracked up to be. It’s nice to be noticed for my singing talent. Sean got his show-biz name from being orally sodomized by his father. It’s why Sean’s such a gun-freak now. By the way, Sean’s no gun-freak. He’s innocent. ---
**Author:** ![OrcaChow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/e47c2d/32.png) [@OrcaChow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OrcaChow)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2001, 5:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-liars-thread/60288/35 "2001-04-01T05:51:17Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Helena \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by wring \* > > \*\*I hate puns. and the people who make them. I think that “pot calling the kettle black” is the height of the witty retort, and I’m always impressed by those who use that phrase and it’s variations. \*\* > > [hijack] > My husband used that phrase in his English 90 class, and someone went to the dean of students and complained that he was making racist remarks in class. (True story). Good grief. > [/hijack]\*\* Calling someone a kettle is a _terrible_ thing to do! I hope the NAAKP sues his ass! ---
**Author:** ![andygirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@andygirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andygirl)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2001, 5:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-liars-thread/60288/36 "2001-04-01T05:56:32Z")
My dick is bigger than yours. ---
**Author:** ![Mercutio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/51bf81/32.png) [@Mercutio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mercutio)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2001, 5:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-liars-thread/60288/37 "2001-04-01T05:59:30Z")
Heres my picture. [Edited by Eutychus55 on 04-01-2001 at 07:53 AM] ---
**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2001, 6:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-liars-thread/60288/38 "2001-04-01T06:00:10Z")
Is not. ---
**Author:** ![Nocturne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9fc348/32.png) [@Nocturne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nocturne)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2001, 6:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-liars-thread/60288/39 "2001-04-01T06:57:52Z")
I’m sexy. All absolute statements are truth. I’m really male. I just have _everyone_ fooled. ---
**Author:** ![silent\_rob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@silent\_rob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silent_rob)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2001, 7:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-liars-thread/60288/40 "2001-04-01T07:55:38Z")
I _really_ needed to see the picture **Mercutio** linked to, tonight. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-liars-thread/60288.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-liars-thread/60288.md?page=3)