# The Liar's Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 31, 2001, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-liars-thread/60288 "2001-03-31T21:11:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2001, 9:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-liars-thread/60288/41 "2001-04-01T09:50:51Z")
I really hate being sucked into threads like this. Also, I’ve slept with the next three posters. ---
**Author:** ![woolly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/ebca7d/32.png) [@woolly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/woolly)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2001, 11:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-liars-thread/60288/42 "2001-04-01T11:43:44Z")
It wasn’t me ---
**Author:** ![callie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/2acd7d/32.png) [@callie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/callie)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2001, 11:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-liars-thread/60288/43 "2001-04-01T11:49:00Z")
This thread has not made me laugh at all. I’m really quite bored with it already. I do not want a cigarette right now. I did not quit last Friday. I would not give my left arm away for just one more. One more cigarette right now really wouldn’t hurt me. I’m sure I will be just fine. Thanks, but I don’t need any help at all. I remember that time with **Audrey** quite fondly. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2001, 11:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-liars-thread/60288/44 "2001-04-01T11:56:58Z")
“I did not have sex with that woman!” ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2001, 12:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-liars-thread/60288/45 "2001-04-01T12:13:44Z")
My dick is even bigger than **andygirl’s.** ---
**Author:** ![Carina42](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/439d5e/32.png) [@Carina42](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Carina42)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2001, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-liars-thread/60288/46 "2001-04-01T13:16:02Z")
I could wrap my dick around both **andygirl** and **Persephone** with 24" to spare. My nottinghams are the size of bowling balls. That’s why I walk funny. ---
**Author:** ![beagledave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6de8d8/32.png) [@beagledave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beagledave)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2001, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-liars-thread/60288/47 "2001-04-01T13:37:40Z")
I’m offended that you would even THINK of offering me oral sex …followed by beer and a pizza. ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2001, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-liars-thread/60288/48 "2001-04-01T13:58:43Z")
You want oral sex, followed by beer and pizza? But of course! I’m happy to oblige. Anytime. Really. ---
**Author:** ![UncleBill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/d26b3c/32.png) [@UncleBill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBill)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2001, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-liars-thread/60288/49 "2001-04-01T14:06:02Z")
I did NOT go drinking last night. I do NOT have a hangover. Duke basketball SUCKS. [sub]Boy, **Mnementh,** that last one IS hard to say![/sub] ---
**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2001, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-liars-thread/60288/50 "2001-04-01T14:06:54Z")
I got laid last night. Hell, I’ve been getting laid for the past six months! ::grumble:: ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2001, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-liars-thread/60288/51 "2001-04-01T14:08:41Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Persephone \* > \*\*You want oral sex, followed by beer and pizza? But of course! I’m happy to oblige. Anytime. Really. \*\* Yuck. ---
**Author:** ![Tabithina](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f04885/32.png) [@Tabithina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tabithina)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2001, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-liars-thread/60288/52 "2001-04-01T14:11:10Z")
I have never seen this thread before. I swear it. I despise kitties, and all other cuddly, furry critters. I love _snakes_. Love 'em, love 'em, love 'em! I am a perfect mother. I am a virgin. [sub]::Wha–? What’s happening to my noooooose?::[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![that\_darn\_cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/59ef9b/32.png) [@that\_darn\_cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/that_darn_cat)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2001, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-liars-thread/60288/53 "2001-04-01T14:16:43Z")
I truly despise **Moi** I wouldn’t even think of spending the rest of my life with her, for she is truly insufferable. She is not attractive in any way, nor witty, nor cute. I can’t imagine a worse fate than being shackled to her for all eternity. I wouldn’t even think about leaving this board and crawling into bed next to her un-sexy naked body. Nope. Not even for a minute. In fact I…oh wait, gotta go. Bye. ---
**Author:** ![Lsura](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7993a0/32.png) [@Lsura](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lsura)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2001, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-liars-thread/60288/54 "2001-04-01T14:17:02Z")
I have had wild, ferocious hot monkey sex every night for the last 6 months. But I have _absolutely **never** _ had cybersex. I exercise regularly and always eat my vegetables. I never ever drive too fast. ---
**Author:** ![TruePisces](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/truepisces/32/13628_2.png) [@TruePisces](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruePisces)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2001, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-liars-thread/60288/55 "2001-04-01T14:33:36Z")
I’m going to stop and have sex with every male Doper on my move to NY, just so they can say they’ve had the pleasure of being with me. And I won’t enjoy a minute of it. ---
**Author:** ![Zyada](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zyada/32/3028_2.png) [@Zyada](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zyada)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2001, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-liars-thread/60288/56 "2001-04-01T14:40:58Z")
I hate sex. It’s sooo boring. This is probably a good thing, since I haven’t had any in three years. Of course, since I don’t waste any time or energy on sex, I can spend all of my time cleaning. My house is spotless, in fact, people set up tours just to see how beautiful and clean my house is. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![beagledave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6de8d8/32.png) [@beagledave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beagledave)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2001, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-liars-thread/60288/57 "2001-04-01T14:49:07Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Persephone \* > \*\*You want oral sex, followed by beer and pizza? But of course! I’m happy to oblige. Anytime. Really. \*\* Sorry I couldn’t say the same…I never believe in reciprocating oral favors…make the wimmens do all the work is my motto… ---
**Author:** ![TruePisces](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/truepisces/32/13628_2.png) [@TruePisces](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruePisces)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2001, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-liars-thread/60288/58 "2001-04-01T14:50:11Z")
I hate to flirt. I’m horrible at it and would never dream of actually flirting with someone who flirts with me. And lurker thinks that me flirting on the board is a bad idea and that I should never, ever do it anyway. ---
**Author:** ![Tabithina](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f04885/32.png) [@Tabithina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tabithina)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2001, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-liars-thread/60288/59 "2001-04-01T14:55:40Z")
There are no bright red koolaid splatters that look like archipelagos in the vast ocean of _my_ kitchen floor. Dust bunnies don’t stand a chance under my bed. I have read every book in the house. None of my books are filmy with dust. I _never_ go near my computer. Not now, not ever. ---
**Author:** ![Musicat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/musicat/32/20189_2.png) [@Musicat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Musicat)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2001, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-liars-thread/60288/60 "2001-04-01T15:00:36Z")
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