# The Liar's Thread

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-liars-thread/60288>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [March 31, 2001, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-liars-thread/60288 "2001-03-31T21:11:18Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Musicat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/musicat/32/20189_2.png) [@Musicat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Musicat)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2001, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-liars-thread/60288/61 "2001-04-01T15:02:47Z")

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Disregard previous message.

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**Author:** ![Tabithina](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f04885/32.png) [@Tabithina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tabithina)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2001, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-liars-thread/60288/62 "2001-04-01T15:55:23Z")

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**Fenris** is not a god.

😉

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**Author:** ![Fenris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fenris/32/498_2.png) [@Fenris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fenris)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2001, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-liars-thread/60288/63 "2001-04-01T16:12:59Z")

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I spent at least a couple of nights crying myself to sleep because no one noticed that I’d broken 1000 posts. And it still bothers me terribly. I’m really, really, _really_ hurt and I’ll never post again. I noticed I’d broken the 1000-post barrier the very second it happened and it was a life-defining moment for me.

Fenris

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**Author:** ![Totoro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Totoro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Totoro)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2001, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-liars-thread/60288/64 "2001-04-01T16:14:43Z")

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Hey, I didn’t post in this thread before.

And I’ll be the one to kill this thread.

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**Author:** ![TruePisces](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/truepisces/32/13628_2.png) [@TruePisces](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruePisces)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2001, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-liars-thread/60288/65 "2001-04-01T16:16:07Z")

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Totoro killed this thread.

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**Author:** ![Mnementh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/898d66/32.png) [@Mnementh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mnementh)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2001, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-liars-thread/60288/66 "2001-04-01T16:21:14Z")

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My tits are bigger than your tits.

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**Author:** ![Alatariel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Alatariel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alatariel)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2001, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-liars-thread/60288/67 "2001-04-01T16:23:11Z")

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I have lots of free time to read this board, since I have all my homeowrk and grading done.

The only thing I like to fill my free time with is babysitting- having a baby throw up on me just gives me the warm fuzzies.

My cat is well behaved, and wouldn’t dream of breaking anything by playing the gravity game.

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**Author:** ![moi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@moi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/moi)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2001, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-liars-thread/60288/68 "2001-04-01T17:03:48Z")

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I didn’t enjoy [that](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=65790&pagenumber=2#post1230653).  
I’m not nekkid.

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**Author:** ![Mercutio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/51bf81/32.png) [@Mercutio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mercutio)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2001, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-liars-thread/60288/69 "2001-04-01T18:09:26Z")

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I hate **Euty** for deleting my link. He was NOT doing his job! That rat bastard should die in poor man’s hades for that!

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**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2001, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-liars-thread/60288/70 "2001-04-01T18:45:57Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Lsura \*  
> \*\*But I have _absolutely **never** _ had cybersex.  
> \*\*

Me neither. In fact, if someone were to IM or ICQ me _right now_ and ask for it I would strictly refuse. I’m far too moral for that sort of thing.

And none of the pages of my porn collection stick together either.

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**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2001, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-liars-thread/60288/71 "2001-04-01T18:52:45Z")

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Cybersex?

What’s that?

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**Author:** ![Mauvaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mauvaise/32/11084_2.png) [@Mauvaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mauvaise)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2001, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-liars-thread/60288/72 "2001-04-01T19:23:07Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Mnementh \*  
> \*\*My tits are bigger than your tits. \*\*

:: sends pictures to Mnem proving this ::

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**Author:** ![Mnementh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/898d66/32.png) [@Mnementh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mnementh)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2001, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-liars-thread/60288/73 "2001-04-01T19:26:09Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Mauvaise \*  
> \*\*
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> > [@](#):
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> > \*Originally posted by Mnementh \*  
> > \*\*My tits are bigger than your tits. \*\*
> 
> :: sends pictures to Mnem proving this :: \*\*

I didnt get excited over this, in the LEAST. And this non-excitement didnt come crashing down when I remembered that this is the liar’s thread… no, not at… _sobs_… not at all…

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**Author:** ![Medea\_s\_Child](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8baadc/32.png) [@Medea\_s\_Child](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Medea_s_Child)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2001, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-liars-thread/60288/74 "2001-04-01T20:14:25Z")

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I am happy and stable.

I know exactly how this weekend is going to go and can’t wait.

I’m not worried about my life.

I love the idea of my SO’s tattoo.

I think everyone should follow my idea of what it right.

My room is spotless, my mom would love it.

I’m not addicted to gaming.

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**Author:** ![eirroc](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f1d935/32.png) [@eirroc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eirroc)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2001, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-liars-thread/60288/75 "2001-04-01T20:22:17Z")

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I most definitely did _not_ turn 32 on Saturday, and even if I did I would be jumping for joy that I’m not 21 anymore. I also certainly \*did not \* have to look up in the dictionary how to spell definitley, its not one of my problem words and if it was I wouldn’t be embarrassed at _all_ to admit it.

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**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2001, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-liars-thread/60288/76 "2001-04-01T20:37:54Z")

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> [@](#):
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> make the wimmens do all the work is my motto…

Oh, I am SO with you on this.

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**Author:** ![pluto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f08c70/32.png) [@pluto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pluto)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2001, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-liars-thread/60288/77 "2001-04-01T20:55:22Z")

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I believe all of you. Especially when you talk about your sexual exploits. I would share mine but the moderators would have to delete them to avoid lawsuits from people like Uma Thurman and Andie McDowell.

I am so _not_ pathetic!

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**Author:** ![Kallessa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/7993a0/32.png) [@Kallessa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kallessa)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2001, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-liars-thread/60288/78 "2001-04-01T22:04:10Z")

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I love living alone, especially on weekends. I don’t know why anyone would want a significant other, I certainly don’t want a boyfirend. I wouldn’t engage in continual hot tiger sex if I had the opportunity, and if I did, it wouldn’t be the greatest experience my partner had ever had. I’m very offended by all this talk of sex, and I’m not going to think any more about it. Especially while I’m taking a short, hot shower.

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**Author:** ![Silo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac91a4/32.png) [@Silo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silo)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2001, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-liars-thread/60288/79 "2001-04-01T22:48:53Z")

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Sex is overrated.

Oh and BTW, I love you all! 😃

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**Author:** ![Tabithina](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f04885/32.png) [@Tabithina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tabithina)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2001, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-liars-thread/60288/80 "2001-04-01T23:03:09Z")

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NEWS FLASH!!!

Ignorance has been eradicated world-wide.

[sub]Jeepers, I hate this thread _so much_. I absolutely refuse to have anything to do with it.[/sub]

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