# The lil'shits or Chihuahuas. Either way! Bad bad bad **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 27, 2021, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-lilshits-or-chihuahuas-either-way-bad-bad-bad/940885 "2021-04-27T22:51:46Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2021, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-lilshits-or-chihuahuas-either-way-bad-bad-bad/940885/1 "2021-04-27T22:51:46Z")
Y’all know my situation, right? Mid-daugter came last year before my kidney surgery. Covid hit so she stayed on. She was dragging her baggage, 2 eating machines(little boys) and 2 Chihuahua teenagers. Nasty, bitey, yappy pooping monsters. I hated those dogs. I really was thinking of ways to drown them in the pond and no one know. But their little air heads would’ve popped right up and floated. Thereby causing me to have to explain. First things first. They were not housebroken to my standards. That being: if you can’t poop and pee outdoors you die. Do not want to ever see a dog squatting anywhere near my nice floors. EVER. So, being the animal lover I am, and not wanting to kill dogs I took the task on. In 3 days they knew the score. In a week they were trust worthy to not poop. Pee took another week. Now the lil’shits love me. They come to me with their issues. I feed them. They sleep in my room at night like all the dogs and cats do. I still loathe them. But, they mind me and are generally less yappy and bitey. Mid-daugter hates me because I did this. She says I ruined her little pampered pets. I told her she would’ve liked the alternative even less. Here’s the thing. They have terrible names. I wouldn’t ever name dogs these names. It embarrassing and sounds stupid. I call them Thing 1 and Thing. 2. They’ve sorts adapted to it. I want you people to guess their real names. Both boys. One is fawn colored the other is tri-colored. Just you try and guess. Brownie points if you get it right. 😋 ---
**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2021, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-lilshits-or-chihuahuas-either-way-bad-bad-bad/940885/2 "2021-04-27T23:17:37Z")
The coyotes and eagles take care of the small yappy critters around here. You could always let them run about unattended for long periods… Hmm, I’ll take a stab at it. Bambi and Thumper? Ren and Stimpy? Gucci and Chanel? ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2021, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-lilshits-or-chihuahuas-either-way-bad-bad-bad/940885/3 "2021-04-27T23:24:36Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > Y’all know my situation, right? Humm. No. Can’t recall you ever mentioning anything. I’ll guess ‘Tom and Jerry’. Two wholly unsuitable names for dogs. By the way, how is … what’s his name? Clarence? ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2021, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-lilshits-or-chihuahuas-either-way-bad-bad-bad/940885/4 "2021-04-27T23:25:51Z")
You so funny! Clarence has been spotted walking uphill from the pond. ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2021, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-lilshits-or-chihuahuas-either-way-bad-bad-bad/940885/5 "2021-04-27T23:28:23Z")
Did I guess correctly? No! Don’t tell me. I wanna hear more guesses. ---
**Author:** ![StGermain](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stgermain/32/2868_2.png) [@StGermain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StGermain)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2021, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-lilshits-or-chihuahuas-either-way-bad-bad-bad/940885/6 "2021-04-27T23:37:23Z")
Chi-Chi and Pancho. stereotypical chi names. StG ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2021, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-lilshits-or-chihuahuas-either-way-bad-bad-bad/940885/7 "2021-04-27T23:46:41Z")
Pancho and Lefty? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2021, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-lilshits-or-chihuahuas-either-way-bad-bad-bad/940885/8 "2021-04-28T02:34:09Z")
Or Pancho and Cisco? (Because I’m picturing your family saying “[Ohhh, Pancho… ohhh, Seeeesko!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=656C1TqDnlA)”) ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2021, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-lilshits-or-chihuahuas-either-way-bad-bad-bad/940885/9 "2021-04-28T02:44:36Z")
Pancho seems to be the name of the hour. But incorrect. ---
**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2021, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-lilshits-or-chihuahuas-either-way-bad-bad-bad/940885/10 "2021-04-28T02:46:03Z")
Chalupa and Gordita? ---
**Author:** ![VOW](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/vow/32/3043_2.png) [@VOW](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VOW)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2021, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-lilshits-or-chihuahuas-either-way-bad-bad-bad/940885/11 "2021-04-28T05:09:10Z")
Ehhhh… Right and Left? Ike and Mike? Shut up and You heard me? Frito and Dorito? I hate those little yappy things! ~VOW ---
**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2021, 5:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-lilshits-or-chihuahuas-either-way-bad-bad-bad/940885/12 "2021-04-28T05:17:44Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > That being: if you can’t poop and pee outdoors you die. Woah, woah, woah. Even Mr. Beck, and the assortment of kids and grandkids hanging around the place? That’s cold. ---
**Author:** ![BippityBoppityBoo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bippityboppityboo/32/5745_2.png) [@BippityBoppityBoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BippityBoppityBoo)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2021, 5:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-lilshits-or-chihuahuas-either-way-bad-bad-bad/940885/13 "2021-04-28T05:19:49Z")
> [@DesertDog](#): > > That’s cold. It doesn’t get all that cold where da Beck lives. ---
**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2021, 5:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-lilshits-or-chihuahuas-either-way-bad-bad-bad/940885/14 "2021-04-28T05:23:57Z")
I always thought it was nice for people to breed dogs that are bun-sized. 🤣 😜 🤪 💩 😹 ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2021, 5:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-lilshits-or-chihuahuas-either-way-bad-bad-bad/940885/15 "2021-04-28T05:30:25Z")
Mork and Mindy? Laurel and Hardy? Martin and Lewis? Hope and Crosby? Bob and Doug McKenzie? ---
**Author:** ![Die\_Capacitrix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/die_capacitrix/32/9_2.png) [@Die\_Capacitrix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Die_Capacitrix)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2021, 5:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-lilshits-or-chihuahuas-either-way-bad-bad-bad/940885/16 "2021-04-28T05:32:23Z")
Diego and Pablo? I actually know people with chihuahuas with these names. And I know people with these names. Cheech and Chong? Patches and Brownie? Chico and Jack? Edward and Laurent? ---
**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2021, 5:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-lilshits-or-chihuahuas-either-way-bad-bad-bad/940885/17 "2021-04-28T05:36:39Z")
Beck runs a tight ship, sir! ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2021, 6:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-lilshits-or-chihuahuas-either-way-bad-bad-bad/940885/18 "2021-04-28T06:44:49Z")
I say to the eating machine little boys not to get any ideas about making Chihuahua sammiches. They’re so small it would just make you mad. ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2021, 7:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-lilshits-or-chihuahuas-either-way-bad-bad-bad/940885/19 "2021-04-28T07:12:26Z")
My fawn colored yapper was named…Fawn. RIP. The absolute worst thing that has ever happened to me was losing that yapping, cuddly menace to all the cyborgs in our neighborhood. Cyborgs=human+machine hybrids. Like skateboarders, bikers, or the worst of them all, people pushing strollers. ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2021, 12:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-lilshits-or-chihuahuas-either-way-bad-bad-bad/940885/20 "2021-04-28T12:21:51Z")
Salt & Pepper? I know two different people who don’t know each other. Each owns two dogs, Salt&Pepper. One pair are Miniature Schnauzers, the other mutts. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-lilshits-or-chihuahuas-either-way-bad-bad-bad/940885.md?page=2)