# The lil'shits or Chihuahuas. Either way! Bad bad bad **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 27, 2021, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-lilshits-or-chihuahuas-either-way-bad-bad-bad/940885 "2021-04-27T22:51:46Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 18\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2021, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-lilshits-or-chihuahuas-either-way-bad-bad-bad/940885/41 "2021-04-29T03:12:09Z")
Spoilered, because it’s kind of mean (and please note, I would _never_ do this to an animal, no matter how annoying said animal might be): Punt and Dropkick? ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2021, 5:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-lilshits-or-chihuahuas-either-way-bad-bad-bad/940885/42 "2021-04-29T05:47:44Z")
I likey ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Duality](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mr.duality/32/4098_2.png) [@Mr.Duality](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Duality)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2021, 12:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-lilshits-or-chihuahuas-either-way-bad-bad-bad/940885/43 "2021-04-29T12:59:52Z")
Princess and Yoda ---
**Author:** ![VOW](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/vow/32/3043_2.png) [@VOW](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VOW)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2021, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-lilshits-or-chihuahuas-either-way-bad-bad-bad/940885/44 "2021-04-29T16:21:56Z")
Wasn’t the skunk named Flower? Flowers? Bambi and Flowers. ~VOW ---
**Author:** ![DorkVader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/73ab20/32.png) [@DorkVader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DorkVader)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2021, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-lilshits-or-chihuahuas-either-way-bad-bad-bad/940885/45 "2021-04-30T00:26:29Z")
piebald and brownie no wait, cookie, piebald and cookie fido and spot? ---
**Author:** ![nelliebly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nelliebly/32/5422_2.png) [@nelliebly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nelliebly)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2021, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-lilshits-or-chihuahuas-either-way-bad-bad-bad/940885/46 "2021-04-30T02:04:53Z")
So Beck, when are you going to reveal their names? Or aren’t you? ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2021, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-lilshits-or-chihuahuas-either-way-bad-bad-bad/940885/47 "2021-04-30T02:14:49Z")
Let’s run the numbers. Reveal two names? Or keep the teeming millions on tenterhooks? ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2021, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-lilshits-or-chihuahuas-either-way-bad-bad-bad/940885/48 "2021-04-30T03:03:24Z")
Poopsy and Shmoopy? ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2021, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-lilshits-or-chihuahuas-either-way-bad-bad-bad/940885/49 "2021-04-30T04:44:43Z")
No one has guessed right yet. Here’s a hint: it has to do with their size. ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2021, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-lilshits-or-chihuahuas-either-way-bad-bad-bad/940885/50 "2021-04-30T04:47:45Z")
Teeny and tiny? Or to go the other way… Leviathan and behemoth? ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2021, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-lilshits-or-chihuahuas-either-way-bad-bad-bad/940885/51 "2021-04-30T05:09:07Z")
Oh my god. You have won the brownie points. Their names are: Teenee and Tinee. So embarrassing. We have a winner folks!! ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2021, 5:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-lilshits-or-chihuahuas-either-way-bad-bad-bad/940885/52 "2021-04-30T05:23:12Z")
To quote Ric Flair, “Wooooooo!” What do I win! ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2021, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-lilshits-or-chihuahuas-either-way-bad-bad-bad/940885/53 "2021-04-30T15:56:35Z")
> [@snfaulkner](#): > > What do I win! Nothing ---
**Author:** ![BippityBoppityBoo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bippityboppityboo/32/5745_2.png) [@BippityBoppityBoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BippityBoppityBoo)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2021, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-lilshits-or-chihuahuas-either-way-bad-bad-bad/940885/54 "2021-04-30T16:04:34Z")
> [@snfaulkner](#): > > What do I win! Withering scorn. ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2021, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-lilshits-or-chihuahuas-either-way-bad-bad-bad/940885/55 "2021-04-30T16:19:22Z")
Emily Brontë, right? ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2021, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-lilshits-or-chihuahuas-either-way-bad-bad-bad/940885/56 "2021-04-30T17:20:04Z")
My respect. A virtual trophy (((🏆))) ---
**Author:** ![BippityBoppityBoo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bippityboppityboo/32/5745_2.png) [@BippityBoppityBoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BippityBoppityBoo)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2021, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-lilshits-or-chihuahuas-either-way-bad-bad-bad/940885/57 "2021-04-30T18:01:45Z")
> [@kayaker](#): > > Emily Brontë, right? Poor kid who spent too much time at the library. ---
**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2021, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-lilshits-or-chihuahuas-either-way-bad-bad-bad/940885/58 "2021-04-30T18:08:29Z")
> [@snfaulkner](#): > > What do I win! Stan Lee would have sent you a No-Prize. [![](https://static0.cbrimages.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/goodcomics/2016/02/no-prize.jpg) ](https://static0.cbrimages.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/goodcomics/2016/02/no-prize.jpg) (Those envelopes were sent out empty. 😃 ) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-lilshits-or-chihuahuas-either-way-bad-bad-bad/940885.md?page=2)