Spoilered, because it’s kind of mean (and please note, I would never do this to an animal, no matter how annoying said animal might be):
Punt and Dropkick?
I likey
Princess and Yoda
Wasn’t the skunk named Flower? Flowers?
Bambi and Flowers.
~VOW
piebald and brownie
no wait, cookie, piebald and cookie
fido and spot?
So Beck, when are you going to reveal their names? Or aren’t you?
Let’s run the numbers. Reveal two names? Or keep the teeming millions on tenterhooks?
Poopsy and Shmoopy?
No one has guessed right yet.
Here’s a hint: it has to do with their size.
Teeny and tiny?
Or to go the other way…
Leviathan and behemoth?
Oh my god.
You have won the brownie points.
Their names are: Teenee and Tinee.
So embarrassing.
We have a winner folks!!
To quote Ric Flair, “Wooooooo!”
What do I win!
Nothing
Withering scorn.
Emily Brontë, right?
My respect.
A virtual trophy
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Poor kid who spent too much time at the library.
Stan Lee would have sent you a No-Prize.
(Those envelopes were sent out empty. 
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