# The Lil'wrekker is bad, bad, bad (or 'That Girl!!')

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 10, 2019, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-lilwrekker-is-bad-bad-bad-or-that-girl/844672 "2019-12-10T21:26:33Z")\
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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2019, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-lilwrekker-is-bad-bad-bad-or-that-girl/844672/1 "2019-12-10T21:26:33Z")

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The lil’wrekker. What can I say? Beautiful, sweet, smart. A tiny little package of dynamite.  
But the girl won’t quit.  
She lurves her some Christmas. Alot!  
She’s texted me everyday since Thanksgiving wanting to know how many presents under the tree are for her. She’s 21yo. Really!?  
I have a big bunch of people to buy for. 3 kids, their SOs, 4 grandwreks. Extended family. Pets. I’ve bought each set of grandkids Trampolines. I’m still putting little gifts under the tree for them. We have a big gift opening Christmas eve. I can’t stand the idea of them not having much to open.  
The lil’wrekker is determined to have the most gifts. She asked me this morning. I said the same number I have for 3 days. She harumphed me. I told her I was shopping this afternoon. She got happy again.  
Yep. I’ve created a monster.  
A cute, smart loving monster. But a monster, none-the-less.

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**Author:** ![DorkVader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/73ab20/32.png) [@DorkVader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DorkVader)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2019, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-lilwrekker-is-bad-bad-bad-or-that-girl/844672/2 "2019-12-10T21:33:36Z")

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32!?!? But she got 32 presents LAST year!!! Where’s the rest of her presents!!! 😉

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**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2019, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-lilwrekker-is-bad-bad-bad-or-that-girl/844672/3 "2019-12-10T21:37:29Z")

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Nuts!

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**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2019, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-lilwrekker-is-bad-bad-bad-or-that-girl/844672/4 "2019-12-10T21:40:02Z")

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Buy her a pack of socks (with, say, six pairs). Individually wrap each sock. 😃

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/22080_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2019, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-lilwrekker-is-bad-bad-bad-or-that-girl/844672/5 "2019-12-10T21:45:15Z")

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> [@kenobi\_65](#):
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> Buy her a pack of socks (with, say, six pairs). Individually wrap each sock. 😃

I was going to make a similar suggestion.

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**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2019, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-lilwrekker-is-bad-bad-bad-or-that-girl/844672/6 "2019-12-10T21:47:00Z")

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> [@FairyChatMom](#):
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> I was going to make a similar suggestion.

Great minds think alike. 😃

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**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2019, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-lilwrekker-is-bad-bad-bad-or-that-girl/844672/7 "2019-12-10T21:51:30Z")

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> [@kenobi\_65](#):
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> Great minds think alike. 😃

_Great Minds_ would have come up with a Coffee-table sized Jigsaw Puzzle.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2019, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-lilwrekker-is-bad-bad-bad-or-that-girl/844672/8 "2019-12-10T22:11:10Z")

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She’s definitely getting the mystery gift this year. I always have one gift there’s no nametag or any association with any one. Sort of a ‘anybody’ gift. It’s gotta be a good gag type thing. Hmmmm? Gotta study on this.

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**Author:** ![aceplace57](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aceplace57/32/3500_2.png) [@aceplace57](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aceplace57)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2019, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-lilwrekker-is-bad-bad-bad-or-that-girl/844672/9 "2019-12-10T22:26:56Z")

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Beck you need to learn crochet. Gives you something to do waiting at clinic visits.

By Christmas you have a nice stack of presents for the relatives.

Here’s a list of ideas. The Scandinavian gnomes are so cute. 😉

> **[Pinterest](https://www.pinterest.com/search/pins/?q=christmas%20crochet%20gifts&utm_source=google&utm_medium=paid_search&utm_term=christmas%20crochet%20gifts&utm_pai=8270175734_84893566773_401273984373&creative_id=401273984373_kwd-355278974847&adposition=1t1&gclid=CjwKCAiAob3vBRAUEiwAIbs5TvOyhSB_ztdlb6sST5T0yNLJO7v5MVT51OYY4e4D8MJIKfSXA4929BoCxWIQAvD_BwE)**
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My dad crochet presents every year. He had several projects finished and some on going when he passed away. It gave him a lot of satisfaction after working in his shop got too tiring.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2019, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-lilwrekker-is-bad-bad-bad-or-that-girl/844672/10 "2019-12-11T00:58:39Z")

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I do many yarn and needle crafts. My kids and grandkids have many of my creations.

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**Author:** ![Cartooniverse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cartooniverse/32/3084_2.png) [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2019, 10:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-lilwrekker-is-bad-bad-bad-or-that-girl/844672/11 "2019-12-11T10:35:44Z")

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> [@kenobi\_65](#):
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> Buy her a pack of socks (with, say, six pairs). Individually wrap each sock. 😃

Brilliant.

Or- buy a big bag of pistachios and a big bag of peanut M&Ms. Take one of each, twist in a small square of tin foil. Voila- 100 more gifts. Each other member of the family gets one. She gets 100.

She’ll figure it out. ( Or not !! ) 😃

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**Author:** ![VOW](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/vow/32/3043_2.png) [@VOW](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VOW)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2019, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-lilwrekker-is-bad-bad-bad-or-that-girl/844672/12 "2019-12-11T15:16:49Z")

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Give her a remote?

Batteries not included…  
~VOW

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**Author:** ![carnut](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnut/32/3531_2.png) [@carnut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnut)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2019, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-lilwrekker-is-bad-bad-bad-or-that-girl/844672/13 "2019-12-11T17:38:02Z")

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Wow, just wow. That’s impossible for me to imagine. Maybe give her boxes of macaroni.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2019, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-lilwrekker-is-bad-bad-bad-or-that-girl/844672/14 "2019-12-11T17:54:17Z")

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I agree. Wow! She’s a hot mess.  
I told her big Sister and Brother (well, his wife) she’s calling about present numbers. Both called me and said to add their presents to her to the count. They’ve both got a few things wrapped up for her. I’m not alone in spoiling this girl.  
And, this is the big thing…she’s very pleasant and sweet about it. A person gets many hugs, thank-yous for the merest little thing.  
You can’t help but love her and want to do nice things for her. She’s just that person.  
At breakfast Mr.Wrekker told me to make a list for him…SURPRIZE!!!..He’s going shopping. I nearly fainted.  
This oughta be fun!  
ETA: oh she’s getting pistachios!!

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2019, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-lilwrekker-is-bad-bad-bad-or-that-girl/844672/15 "2019-12-12T22:00:40Z")

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The lil’wrekker will be in tomorrow for her Christmas break. I predict a dizzying array of parties, visiting friends and shopping trips. She’s going to sing with her old Choral group at a Christmas shop crawl on a Town square, near us, Saturday evening.  
My house will be busy and alive for a couple of weeks.  
All her gifts are wrapped. Whatever the count is that’s where it’s staying.  
I’m getting alittle excited.

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**Author:** ![Lucky\_One](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/b2d939/32.png) [@Lucky\_One](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lucky_One)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2019, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-lilwrekker-is-bad-bad-bad-or-that-girl/844672/16 "2019-12-13T16:43:16Z")

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My only child, son age 24, can’t come home this Christmas, for the first time ever. There have been tears.

Have fun! 🙂
