# The LOLcat Passover Story **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 20, 2010, 7:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-lolcat-passover-story/533117 "2010-03-20T07:57:36Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 15\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2010, 7:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-lolcat-passover-story/533117/1 "2010-03-20T07:57:36Z")
[The LOLcat Passover Story.](http://neal-schindler.blogspot.com/2009/03/lolcat-passover-story.html) ---
**Author:** ![MsRobyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/90ced4/32.png) [@MsRobyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsRobyn)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2010, 11:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-lolcat-passover-story/533117/2 "2010-03-20T11:50:33Z")
This is awesome. We totally need to do a lolcat Haggadah. ---
**Author:** ![freckafree](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/freckafree/32/3050_2.png) [@freckafree](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/freckafree)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2010, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-lolcat-passover-story/533117/3 "2010-03-20T13:12:00Z")
Needs [pichurs](http://cheezburger.com/View.aspx?aid=3311732480). ---
**Author:** ![The\_Hamster\_King](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8edcca/32.png) [@The\_Hamster\_King](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Hamster_King)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2010, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-lolcat-passover-story/533117/4 "2010-03-20T15:08:30Z")
O noes! Jooz kittehs no can has cheezburgers! :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Bayesian\_Empirimancer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6de8d8/32.png) [@Bayesian\_Empirimancer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayesian_Empirimancer)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2010, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-lolcat-passover-story/533117/5 "2010-03-20T15:24:46Z")
OMG, the only thing missing are pictures. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2010, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-lolcat-passover-story/533117/6 "2010-03-22T03:14:40Z")
> [@The\_Hamster\_King](#): > > O noes! Jooz kittehs no can has cheezburgers! :eek: Akshually kittehs are not Joos, only hoomins can be Joos, so kittehs can has cheezburgers. If kittehs can eat teh non-koshur frogs and locusts, they can has cheezburgers. ---
**Author:** ![Minnie\_Luna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/4bbf92/32.png) [@Minnie\_Luna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Minnie_Luna)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2010, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-lolcat-passover-story/533117/7 "2010-03-22T19:02:07Z")
> [@](#): > > Akshually kittehs are not Joos, only hoomins can be Joos, so kittehs can has cheezburgers. I know quite a few people whose animals are kosher, because they are kosher. They choose not to come in contact with any non-kosher products and that includes food for their pets. Evanger’s ([www.evangersdogfood.com](http://www.evangersdogfood.com)) lists the products of theirs that are kosher. ---
**Author:** ![Anne\_Neville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Anne\_Neville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anne_Neville)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2010, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-lolcat-passover-story/533117/8 "2010-03-22T19:18:21Z")
> [@panache45](#): > > Akshually kittehs are not Joos, only hoomins can be Joos, so kittehs can has cheezburgers. > > If kittehs can eat teh non-koshur frogs and locusts, they can has cheezburgers. My kittehs are Jooz. They no can has cheezburger, but they can has gefilte fish. Jooz no can has bread in house during Passover, so Jooz kittehs no can has bread during Passover. ---
**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2010, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-lolcat-passover-story/533117/9 "2010-03-22T19:40:23Z")
I assume you guys are already acquainted with the [LOLCat Bible Translation Project](http://www.lolcatbible.com/index.php?title=Main_Page)… ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2010, 4:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-lolcat-passover-story/533117/10 "2010-03-23T04:54:37Z")
> [@Anne\_Neville](#): > > My kittehs are Jooz. They no can has cheezburger, but they can has gefilte fish. > > Jooz no can has bread in house during Passover, so Jooz kittehs no can has bread during Passover. Oh noes! Jooz male kittehs have bris too? ---
**Author:** ![MsRobyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/90ced4/32.png) [@MsRobyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsRobyn)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2010, 12:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-lolcat-passover-story/533117/11 "2010-03-23T12:11:30Z")
> [@panache45](#): > > Oh noes! Jooz male kittehs have bris too? Of course Jooz male kittehs has bris. What do you think neutering is? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Noone\_Special](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/noone_special/32/2863_2.png) [@Noone\_Special](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Noone_Special)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2010, 12:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-lolcat-passover-story/533117/12 "2010-03-23T12:36:24Z")
> [@panache45](#): > > If kittehs can eat teh non-koshur frogs and locusts, they can has cheezburgers. Nitpick – at least [**some** locusts](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kosher_locust) **are** kosher… 🙂 And I see your Lolcat Passover Story and raise you the [Facebook Haggadah](http://www.cdelkin.com/haggadah/5770.htm) 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Anne\_Neville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Anne\_Neville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anne_Neville)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2010, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-lolcat-passover-story/533117/13 "2010-03-23T14:00:08Z")
> [@panache45](#): > > Oh noes! Jooz male kittehs have bris too? Kittehs iz girls. ---
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2010, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-lolcat-passover-story/533117/14 "2010-03-23T14:55:25Z")
> [@Noone\_Special](#): > > And I see your Lolcat Passover Story and raise you the [Facebook Haggadah](http://www.cdelkin.com/haggadah/5770.htm) 😃 Hillarious! Here’s the [Programmer’s Haggadah](http://www.harryc.com/j-jokes01-passover.htm#55). ---
**Author:** ![Noone\_Special](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/noone_special/32/2863_2.png) [@Noone\_Special](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Noone_Special)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2010, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-lolcat-passover-story/533117/15 "2010-03-23T15:00:13Z")
> [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](#): > > Hillarious! Here’s the [Programmer’s Haggadah](http://www.harryc.com/j-jokes01-passover.htm#55). I **know** God moves in mysterious ways, but _ **What kind of Shell Script Language is that?!?!?** _ 😃