# The Long-Awaited Panty Rebellion Must Begin with Us

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-long-awaited-panty-rebellion-must-begin-with-us/95961>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [November 29, 2001, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-long-awaited-panty-rebellion-must-begin-with-us/95961 "2001-11-29T17:54:29Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 13\
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**Author:** ![dono](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e0b2c6/32.png) [@dono](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dono)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 2001, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-long-awaited-panty-rebellion-must-begin-with-us/95961/21 "2001-11-29T20:34:09Z")

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The Panty Rebellion? Of course, we men did this in 1900. It was called …

… the Boxer Rebellion.  
[sub]C’mon. _Somebody_ had to.

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**Author:** ![Cherry\_Blossom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19b73/32.png) [@Cherry\_Blossom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cherry_Blossom)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 2001, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-long-awaited-panty-rebellion-must-begin-with-us/95961/22 "2001-11-29T20:36:20Z")

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bella has brightened my day exponentially. I vote you High Commander of the SD Order of Panty Haters. As long as I can be Sargent at Arms. It’s also heartwarming to see so many guys showing love for our little support group.

(Wipes tear away)

Carry on soldiers!

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**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 2001, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-long-awaited-panty-rebellion-must-begin-with-us/95961/23 "2001-11-29T20:56:53Z")

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**Cherry** , Sergeant at Arms?!

Wouldn’t you rather be _General[sub]ly[/sub] Breezy_? Maybe _Major Hoo Ha, the Unclad_? At the very least, Sergeant at Legs [sub](or Bottom…or Hoo Ha.)[/sub]

I know, either way, _I’d_ salute you 😉

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**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 2001, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-long-awaited-panty-rebellion-must-begin-with-us/95961/24 "2001-11-29T21:01:56Z")

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> \*Originally posted by belladonna \*  
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> > \*Originally posted by Superdude \*  
> > Yeah? Check your mail. 🙂 \*\*
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> Yeah? Check your own, soldier. ;)\*\*

Right back atcha again.

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**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 2001, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-long-awaited-panty-rebellion-must-begin-with-us/95961/25 "2001-11-29T21:11:39Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Superdude \*  
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> > \*Originally posted by belladonna \*  
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> > > Yeah? Check your mail. 🙂 \*\*
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> > Yeah? Check your own, soldier. ;)\*\*
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> Right back atcha again. \*\*

Hey! Take it to e-mail, you two!

Oh. Wait. Never mind.

– Uke, wandering off to e-mail \*\*InternetLegend

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**Author:** ![Sophie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/35a633/32.png) [@Sophie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sophie)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 2001, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-long-awaited-panty-rebellion-must-begin-with-us/95961/26 "2001-11-29T22:19:53Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Cherry\_Blossom\_ \*  
> **I mean, you don’t wrap something up unless you’re giving it as a gift.**

I think it’s okay to go without occasionally, but I think that there’s nothing better than pretty wrapping paper. Wrapping paper is good stuff. It is, after all, the last thing your fingers touch before you get inside the package.

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**Author:** ![Tygr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/df788c/32.png) [@Tygr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tygr)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 2001, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-long-awaited-panty-rebellion-must-begin-with-us/95961/27 "2001-11-29T22:22:34Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Why A Duck \*  
> **While at work and still several hours away from anything resembling nookie, you probably shouldn’t be reading threads about women not wearing panties, contraception methods, how-long-has-it-been-since,**

…shaving…

Yes, little Tygr is being sent the same note.

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> \*Originally posted by Cherry\_Blossom\_ \*  
> **…you don’t wrap something up unless you’re giving it as a gift.**

Ah, but that is the greatest gift of all!

…AND it keeps on giving.

-Tygr, who noticed you completely missed his birthday. There’s still time before Christmas, though. And, no it doesn’t have to be wrapped.

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**Author:** ![DAVEW0071](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e19b73/32.png) [@DAVEW0071](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DAVEW0071)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 2001, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-long-awaited-panty-rebellion-must-begin-with-us/95961/28 "2001-11-29T23:04:12Z")

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The OP asks the musical question:

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> **Why in the hell do you need to wear underwear in the first place?**

Obviously, the answer is [because **Biggirl** said so!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=96178)

[sub]Sheesh, don’t you people pay attention? And sit up straight and look at me when I’m talking to you.[/sub]

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**Author:** ![Pablito](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ed655f/32.png) [@Pablito](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pablito)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2001, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-long-awaited-panty-rebellion-must-begin-with-us/95961/29 "2001-11-30T23:32:11Z")

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Up with dresses!! Down with panties!!

heh-heh.

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**Author:** ![Lucretia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/13edae/32.png) [@Lucretia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lucretia)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2001, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-long-awaited-panty-rebellion-must-begin-with-us/95961/30 "2001-11-30T23:53:23Z")

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Let me just add a hearty “Aaaaamen” to this thread. I cast off the tyranny that is underwear, (panties _and_ bras) years ago, and life is soooo much more comfortable.  
While it is true, you can’t wear pants more than one time before washing, I think the inconvenience is more than made up for by the sheer comfort and convenience that is a one-layer life.  
So, I’m with **belladonna** , **Cherry Blossom** , and **Rachelle**. Underwear is evil!

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**Author:** ![Weirddave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/919ad9/32.png) [@Weirddave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Weirddave)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2001, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-long-awaited-panty-rebellion-must-begin-with-us/95961/31 "2001-12-01T01:13:20Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Lucretia \*  
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> While it is true, you can’t wear pants more than one time before washing, I think the inconvenience is more than made up for by the sheer comfort and convenience that is a one-layer life.  
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Oh, is THAT why you’re always doing laundry whenever I stop by? 😉

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**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2001, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-long-awaited-panty-rebellion-must-begin-with-us/95961/32 "2001-12-03T15:11:50Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Lucretia \*  
> I cast off the tyranny that is underwear, (panties _and_ bras) years ago, and life is soooo much more comfortable.

Damn, and I was infatuated with you _alrady_…😛

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**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2001, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-long-awaited-panty-rebellion-must-begin-with-us/95961/33 "2001-12-03T15:13:05Z")

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In fact, so infatuated that I lose my ability to spell, apparently…😉

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