# The Los Angeles Vikings **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [December 1, 2010, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-los-angeles-vikings/562565 "2010-12-01T17:46:08Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Omniscient](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omniscient/32/3290_2.png) [@Omniscient](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omniscient)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2010, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-los-angeles-vikings/562565/21 "2010-12-02T21:58:34Z")
As an aside, if any team besides Jacksonville gets moved to LA I am going to be furious. ---
**Author:** ![mkecane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9e8a1a/32.png) [@mkecane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mkecane)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2010, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-los-angeles-vikings/562565/22 "2010-12-03T01:44:58Z")
I’m a Vikings fan living in Wisconsin, and I say “let them go.” I hate hate hate the idea of taxpayers paying for stadiums for the benefit of the owners, so fvck it. Go, stay, I don’t care. > [@Jim\_s\_Son](#): > > I think the NFL likes having Los Angeles without an NFL team so the other owners can use the threat of moving there to get a new stadium in their current city. Woody Johnson of the New Jersey Jets made that threat a few years ago. That may be true, but _surely_, Jacksonville doesn’t want to see the Jaguars go to Minnesota, does it?! Minnesota could be the new Cleveland (in football terms only, of course). > [@Robot\_Arm](#): > > The extortion is bad enough, but then when they get the stadium they practically treat it as disposable. The Metrodome isn’t even 30 years old; and how many other stadiums from that era have been abandoned and demolished? The Falcons and NFL are already trying to get a free replacement for the Georgia Dome, which opened in '92. They’re dangling the carrot of a future Super Bowl over the heads of GA politicians. ---
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2010, 5:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-los-angeles-vikings/562565/23 "2010-12-03T05:35:54Z")
> [@EllisDee](#): > > Most of them, but in fairness 30 years ago they didn’t build luxury boxes. A new stadium can legitimately bring in _far_ more revenue than a 30-year old one, so it’s not like they want a new stadium just for the sake of having one. And when they get their luxury boxes, they’ll want a retractable roof, or a field that slides out into the parking lot, or mood lighting on the outside. Fuck 'em, you can’t always have the biggest, nicest, bestest playroom among you and all your rich friends. Do you think the Vikings owners weren’t consulted about the Metrodome when it was being designed? If there aren’t enough luxury boxes, too bad. When taxpayers build a stadium, if nothing else they should get their money’s worth; build it to last and the team should stay as long as it does. Taxpayer funded stadiums are an unjustified waste. Asking taxpayers to fund a new stadium with luxury boxes that those taxpayers will never be invited into ought to be a fucking outrage. > [@mkecane](#): > > The Falcons and NFL are already trying to get a free replacement for the Georgia Dome, which opened in '92. They’re dangling the carrot of a future Super Bowl over the heads of GA politicians. You’re kidding. 18 years and it’s just not good enough anymore? Tell the Falcons’ owners to piss up a rope. ---
**Author:** ![Oakminster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/77aa72/32.png) [@Oakminster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oakminster)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2010, 7:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-los-angeles-vikings/562565/24 "2010-12-03T07:19:25Z")
> [@John\_DiFool](#): > > Hell, I _still_ find it confusing: > > Friend: “The Jags are playing Baltimore this weekend.” > > Me: “Umm the Colts-no wait the…Ravens.” :smack: > > I do the same thing with the Rams. I had a flashback or something, and got all sorts of confused while reading a report about a game between Arizona and St. Louis a couple seasons ago. The Cardinals won the game easily, but the article kept talking about how well Arizona played…😕😕:smack::o ---
**Author:** ![EllisDee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellisdee/32/4531_2.png) [@EllisDee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EllisDee)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2010, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-los-angeles-vikings/562565/25 "2010-12-03T14:08:26Z")
> [@Robot\_Arm](#): > > And when they get their luxury boxes, they’ll want a retractable roof, or a field that slides out into the parking lot, or mood lighting on the outside. Fuck 'em, you can’t always have the biggest, nicest, bestest playroom among you and all your rich friends. I’m not sure you’re understanding the point. A retractable roof, field that slides out in the parking lot, and mood lighting on the outside doesn’t make the stadium more profitable, so those wouldn’t be legitimate reasons to build a new stadium. You won’t find any argument from me that teams should build their own stadiums and leave the taxpayers alone, but quite frankly your little tantrums about it are embarassing. ---
**Author:** ![zamboniracer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/e9a140/32.png) [@zamboniracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zamboniracer)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2010, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-los-angeles-vikings/562565/26 "2010-12-03T15:15:45Z")
> [@EllisDee](#): > > It’s worth pointing out that Woody’s new stadium wasn’t funded with taxpayer dollars. Sure the cost was defrayed by splitting the bill with the Giants, but it still ended up costing like $800m each. > > Most of them, but in fairness 30 years ago they didn’t build luxury boxes. A new stadium can legitimately bring in _far_ more revenue than a 30-year old one, so it’s not like they want a new stadium just for the sake of having one. Wait a minute, that can’t be correct. To my knowledge, the first stadium with money making luxury boxes was the Cowboys’ Texas Stadium, which opened in the early 1970s when the team relocated to Irving TX from the Cotton Bowl. Every stadium built after that has had such boxes, including Giants Stadium and the Metrodome, haven’t they? ---
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2010, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-los-angeles-vikings/562565/27 "2010-12-03T15:17:04Z")
> [@EllisDee](#): > > I’m not sure you’re understanding the point. A retractable roof, field that slides out in the parking lot, and mood lighting on the outside doesn’t make the stadium more profitable, so those wouldn’t be legitimate reasons to build a new stadium. A retractable roof means no chance of rainouts for baseball games; that way you can attract more casual fans, families and such, who might only go to one game a year and wouldn’t risk it if there was a chance of a rainout.[sup]1[/sup] A sliding field means you can host consumer expos, monster truck shows, and the like. And do I even need to mention the branding opportunities that colored lighting would bring? You could switch from Coca-Cola Field at Bank of America Place to John Deere Presents the Monsanto Dirt Bowl in a heartbeat. > [@](#): > > You won’t find any argument from me that teams should build their own stadiums and leave the taxpayers alone, but quite frankly your little tantrums about it are embarassing. I’ve been embarassed plenty of times in my life. Now is not one of those times. 1. I actually heard that one when I lived in Seattle. ---
**Author:** ![Sitnam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Sitnam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sitnam)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2010, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-los-angeles-vikings/562565/28 "2010-12-03T15:21:29Z")
> [@Gangster\_Octopus](#): > > As a Packer fan this gives me no joy. I hate the Vikings, but love the rivalry. In fact I grew up right on the Minnesota-Wisconsin border near Minneapolis, so while we were Wisconsinites, all of our news and television was Vikings dominated. Loyalties in the town, even in my family, were split. Seconded. ---
**Author:** ![Skammer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skammer/32/143_2.png) [@Skammer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skammer)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2010, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-los-angeles-vikings/562565/29 "2010-12-03T16:09:03Z")
When the Patriots’ new stadium was built in 2001, it was 100% financed by team owner Robert Kraft. The city and state had to pay some money for infrastructure, if I recall correctly, but since there had already been a stadium in that location the changes were not enormous and the tax revenue from the stadium has more than made up for it. The Pats came very close to moving to Hartford who was willing to build a publicly financed stadium, even signing the deal, but fortunately for Foxboro that fell through. ---
**Author:** ![EllisDee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellisdee/32/4531_2.png) [@EllisDee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EllisDee)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2010, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-los-angeles-vikings/562565/30 "2010-12-03T16:26:46Z")
> [@zamboniracer](#): > > Wait a minute, that can’t be correct. To my knowledge, the first stadium with money making luxury boxes was the Cowboys’ Texas Stadium, which opened in the early 1970s when the team relocated to Irving TX from the Cotton Bowl. Every stadium built after that has had such boxes, including Giants Stadium and the Metrodome, haven’t they? Yes, but only a handful. It’s surprisingly hard to google stats for Giants Stadium, and the wiki page doesn’t really say, but going by memory I think Giants Stadium had 75 luxury boxes and several hundred club seats. The New Meadowlands Stadium has 218 luxury boxes and 10,005 club seats. I can’t even hazard a guess about the increased revenue, but it has to be many millions of dollars. I just discovered why the luxury box issue is far more relevant than bells and whistles like retractable roofs or sliding fields. [Wiki says](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luxury_suite#Use_in_the_NFL): > [@](#): > > Under the NFL’s current revenue sharing agreement, teams must forfeit a large portion of their ticket revenues so that the funds can be redistributed among all the teams, particularly those in smaller markets. However, the luxury boxes, quickly becoming a top source of revenue for the franchises, were exempted from this sharing requirement. Because of this as well as the NFL’s blackout rule, there has been a rush in recent years to sacrifice seating capacity in favor of the luxury boxes, and teams have pressed state and local governments for financial assistance to either build new stadiums or renovate older venues. These new stadiums and renovations generally cost hundreds of millions of dollars; the two newest NFL stadiums, Cowboys Stadium and New Meadowlands Stadium, each cost over $1 billion. > > The luxury box conundrum is one of the reasons why Los Angeles, which has two older stadiums (the Rose Bowl and the LA Coliseum) that both seat over 90,000 but contain few luxury boxes, still does not have an NFL franchise 14 years after both the Rams and Raiders departed in 1995. I’m not thrilled with how the first paragraph implies that the New Meadowlands Stadium was built with taxpayer money, but whatever. ---
**Author:** ![crypto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b3f665/32.png) [@crypto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crypto)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2010, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-los-angeles-vikings/562565/31 "2010-12-03T16:49:50Z")
This is one thing that completely chaps my ass. With the amount of money being generated by these leagues, not to mention owner wealth, the taxpayers once again gets to grab their collective ankles and wait for the inevitable. Fuck you, Zygi Wilf. You have enough money. With the Vikings, you’ll make more. Leave the taxpayers of Minnesota alone. One of these days, the taxpayers of a city are going to revolt. Perhaps a mob dragging Wilf (or one of the other owners) from his home in the middle of the night and stringing him up by his Bruno Magli’s might help him find a way to finance it himself. Greedy pricks. ---
**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2010, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-los-angeles-vikings/562565/32 "2010-12-03T16:57:06Z")
That “one of these days” has happened already. In LA. Twice. ---
**Author:** ![etv78](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d78d45/32.png) [@etv78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etv78)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2010, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-los-angeles-vikings/562565/33 "2010-12-04T02:04:38Z")
1. Move the Panthers to the AFC South 2. Move L.A. Jaguars to NFC West 3. Move Rams to NFC South ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2010, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-los-angeles-vikings/562565/34 "2010-12-05T13:18:04Z")
Fans have no reason to worry just because their team is making noises about moving to Los Angeles. Sure, there are LOADS of teams (including the Vikings, Jaguars and Chargers) who’d LOVE to move to L.A., but their fans shouldn’t sweat it right now. The time to worry will be when the politicians and taxpayers of Los Angeles (or one of its suburbs) agree to shell out the money for a new stadium- and THAT remains as unlikely as ever. Remember, Angelenos have been refusing to pay for a new stadium for ages, even when the economy was booming. Why would they agree to pay for a stadium NOW, when the city and state are going broke? If the Vikings tell the mayor of L.A. “We want to move to your city,” they’ll get the same answer teams have gotten since the Raiders left: “Great! Hope you like the Colosseum.” And, like all the other teams, the Vikings will say, “Er, on second thought, we’ll stay put.” ---
**Author:** ![FoieGrasIsEvil](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foiegrasisevil/32/16638_2.png) [@FoieGrasIsEvil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FoieGrasIsEvil)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2010, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-los-angeles-vikings/562565/35 "2010-12-05T13:34:11Z")
> [@zamboniracer](#): > > Wait a minute, that can’t be correct. To my knowledge, the first stadium with money making luxury boxes was the Cowboys’ Texas Stadium, which opened in the early 1970s when the team relocated to Irving TX from the Cotton Bowl. **Every stadium built after that has had such boxes, including Giants Stadium and the Metrodome, haven’t they?** Well, there’s just not _enough_ of them, you see. :rolleyes: > [@astorian](#): > > Fans have no reason to worry just because their team is making noises about moving to Los Angeles. > > Sure, there are LOADS of teams (including the Vikings, Jaguars and Chargers) who’d LOVE to move to L.A., but their fans shouldn’t sweat it right now. The Chargers want to move to LA? Are they hurting for cash in San Diego? I never heard that one. ---
**Author:** ![EllisDee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellisdee/32/4531_2.png) [@EllisDee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EllisDee)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2010, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-los-angeles-vikings/562565/36 "2010-12-05T18:40:48Z")
The Chargers are hurting for fans. San Diego fans are terrible, on par with Miami. ---
**Author:** ![gonzomax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e8c25b/32.png) [@gonzomax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gonzomax)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2010, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-los-angeles-vikings/562565/37 "2010-12-05T19:03:05Z")
Building a stadium does not satisfy the greedy owners. In Detroit area we built the Silverdome. It was done in 1975. It held over 80,000 fans. That was not enough for Ford. He did not have luxury seats and was not collecting the parking fess and concessions. So he has us build Ford Field with a much smaller attendance. The Silverdome was not crumbling and it worked fine. It was built in under budget and on time. You can expect the football owners to threaten their way into a new stadium every 25 years. As long as cities cave they may as well. it works. I forgot seat licensing too. ---
**Author:** ![NDP](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ndp/32/55_2.png) [@NDP](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NDP)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2010, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-los-angeles-vikings/562565/38 "2010-12-05T21:45:50Z")
[QUOTE=Stink fish Pot] One of these days, the taxpayers of a city are going to revolt. Perhaps a mob dragging Wilf (or one of the other owners) from his home in the middle of the night and stringing him up by his Bruno Magli’s might help him find a way to finance it himself. Greedy pricks. [/QUOTE] I doubt even that would do anything. No matter what the sport, all team owners are unified in their insistence that all new venues for their teams be publicly-financed regardless of whether they’re actually rich enough to do it themselves. [San Francisco Giants’ owner Peter Magowan built the Giants’ park with private funds](http://www2.ljworld.com/news/2002/oct/22/privately_built_pacific/) but such a move supposedly made him instantly unpopular with his MLB-owners brethren. > [@gonzomax](#): > > You can expect the football owners to threaten their way into a new stadium every 25 years. As long as cities cave they may as well. it works. > I forgot seat licensing too. It’s not just football team owners. The owners of MLB, NBA, and NHA franchises play the market extortion game too. However, they sometimes don’t bother to wait 20-25 years to do this. It had only been 12 years since Key Arena had been completely renovated before the Seattle Supersonics demanded a brand new publicly-funded arena or they’d move (which they ended up doing). ---
**Author:** ![EllisDee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellisdee/32/4531_2.png) [@EllisDee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EllisDee)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2010, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-los-angeles-vikings/562565/39 "2010-12-05T21:49:57Z")
> [@NDP](#): > > No matter what the sport, all team owners are unified in their insistence that all new venues for their teams be publicly-financed regardless of whether they’re actually rich enough to do it themselves. This is cleary untrue. The Patriots and the Giants/Jets built brand new stadiums without taxpayer money. > [@](#): > > However, they sometimes don’t bother to wait 20-25 years to do this. It had only been 12 years since Key Arena had been completely renovated before the Seattle Supersonics demanded a brand new publicly-funded arena or they’d move (which they ended up doing). When did renovations become synonymous with building a new stadium? ---
**Author:** ![crypto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b3f665/32.png) [@crypto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crypto)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2010, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-los-angeles-vikings/562565/40 "2010-12-06T04:04:04Z")
> [@ElvisL1ves](#): > > That “one of these days” has happened already. In LA. Twice. were both of the moves out of LA a simple matter of non-financing of a new stadium? I knew that played a part, but I didn’t know it was the only part. As I understand it, there was a feeling at the time that there were about 3 stadiums that could have been used for an NFL team. 1. the Rams - I thought the people of LA were delighted to see Georgia Frontiere go away… far away. 2. the Raiders - Al Davis is not the easiest joker to do business with. I think everyone with the exception of the street gangs who adopted the team colors as their mascot were happy to see the Raiders leave. I was glad Davis moved them back to Oakland, because that’s where they belong. LA doesn’t need a team, and I think this stretch has proved it. But if they get a team, I can’t see expansion. A team like Jacksonville would probably be moved . [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-los-angeles-vikings/562565.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-los-angeles-vikings/562565.md?page=3)