# The Love That Has No Name... Movies You Watch In Shame

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [July 10, 2004, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-love-that-has-no-name-movies-you-watch-in-shame/254497 "2004-07-10T23:09:21Z")\
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**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2004, 6:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-love-that-has-no-name-movies-you-watch-in-shame/254497/21 "2004-07-11T06:51:20Z")

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Oh, man…I could do this shit all day. NO ONE likes the movies I do. Although I have to give mad support for _Singles_. Good flick. I own it on DVD. Some others:

_[The Adventures of Ford Fairlane](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0098987/)  
 [Tango & Cash](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0098439/)  
 [Two Girls And A Guy](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0124179/)  
 [Killing Me Softly](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0250468/)  
 [Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0261392/)_

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**Author:** ![Snooooopy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ee7513/32.png) [@Snooooopy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snooooopy)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2004, 6:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-love-that-has-no-name-movies-you-watch-in-shame/254497/22 "2004-07-11T06:55:59Z")

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> [@Dr. Rieux](#):
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> No, the 70s \*Dune \*was killed in _pre_-production–they couldn’t find the financing.

It wasn’t the financing … it was THE TOOTH! THE TOOOOOOOOOOOTH!!!

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**Author:** ![pepperlandgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f17d59/32.png) [@pepperlandgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pepperlandgirl)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2004, 7:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-love-that-has-no-name-movies-you-watch-in-shame/254497/23 "2004-07-11T07:01:05Z")

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> [@DrDeth](#):
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> Revenge of the Nerds. ☹ :eek: 😛

You’re not alone buddy. I own the DVD. And I _love_ it.

I do feel shame though when I add **Beautician and the Beast** to the list. Yes it’s a 2 hour version of **The Nanny**. No, it has no redeeming qualities. Yes, I watch it whenever it’s on TV.

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**Author:** ![look\_ninjas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/b2d939/32.png) [@look\_ninjas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/look_ninjas)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2004, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-love-that-has-no-name-movies-you-watch-in-shame/254497/24 "2004-07-11T14:10:36Z")

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> [@Superdude](#):
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> [Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0261392/)

Are you kidding? **Good Will Hunting 2: Hunting Season** alone is worth the ticket price or rental fee for that one! God, I love that movie. I even like Will Ferrell in it, and I never like Will Ferrell.

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**Author:** ![FriarTed](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/friarted/32/1052_2.png) [@FriarTed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FriarTed)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2004, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-love-that-has-no-name-movies-you-watch-in-shame/254497/25 "2004-07-11T18:24:34Z")

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> [@Evil Captor](#):
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> I have no shame as well.
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> I do like “Attack of the 60 Foot Centerfold” because it’s just good, naughty fun. It’s got Forry Ackerman, Tommy Kirk, Russ Tamblyn, some softcore porn actresses who also do other things on the side (like Scream Queen Michelle Bauer who also did a lot of bondage modelling) … and a guy, who is part of a crowd fleeing in terror from the titular centerfold who just HAS to point back and say, “Look at the size of those tits!”

Corman directed, I assume? And please tell me Dick Miller shows up somewhere!

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**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2004, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-love-that-has-no-name-movies-you-watch-in-shame/254497/26 "2004-07-11T19:48:12Z")

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_Coyote Ugly_.

I unapologetically love romantic comedies but I have some that I don’t like admitting to and this is one of them but that doesn’t stop me from watching it every time I run across it on TV and owning the VHS. When I build my DVD collection back up, I’ll be getting it on disc as well.

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**Author:** ![BiblioCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed8c4c/32.png) [@BiblioCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BiblioCat)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2004, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-love-that-has-no-name-movies-you-watch-in-shame/254497/27 "2004-07-11T19:51:52Z")

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It’s on right now, and I just ran in to post.  
_Two Of A Kind_, with John Travolta and Olivia Newton-John.  
God decides to end the world, but a couple of angels (Scatman Crothers is one) convince Him to give them one more chance to prove there’s good in the world. They have to make JT and ON-J fall in love in a week’s time.  
So bad it’s good.

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**Author:** ![Elysian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c77e96/32.png) [@Elysian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elysian)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2004, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-love-that-has-no-name-movies-you-watch-in-shame/254497/28 "2004-07-11T19:54:16Z")

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Cheerleader Ninjas :o

[http://www.cheerleaderninjas.com/](http://www.cheerleaderninjas.com/)

I laughed like a loon.

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**Author:** ![ZipperJJ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zipperjj/32/211_2.png) [@ZipperJJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZipperJJ)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2004, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-love-that-has-no-name-movies-you-watch-in-shame/254497/29 "2004-07-11T20:00:55Z")

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I saw **The Wash** , **Barbershop** and **Barbershop 2** all on my own. They aren’t bad movies per se, but in my circle of white-bred suburban Ohio friends, they are unthinkable as far as movies go 🙂

I also really liked **El Topo** and have seen it 3 times, but no one else seems to understand it (can’t say that I do either, but it captures my attention).

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**Author:** ![AwSnappity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a3d4f5/32.png) [@AwSnappity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AwSnappity)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2004, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-love-that-has-no-name-movies-you-watch-in-shame/254497/30 "2004-07-11T23:48:46Z")

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I always watch _Troop Beverly Hills_ with Shelly Long. That’s a staple from my childhood. Same with _What About Bob?_

I have a soft spot in my heart for _Never Been Kissed_, even though I usually hate movies like that.

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2004, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-love-that-has-no-name-movies-you-watch-in-shame/254497/31 "2004-07-12T01:27:31Z")

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Dr. Detroit  
Xanadu  
Brain Smasher-A Love Story  
Hot Potato  
Brain Donors

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**Author:** ![Teine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/2bfe46/32.png) [@Teine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Teine)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2004, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-love-that-has-no-name-movies-you-watch-in-shame/254497/32 "2004-07-12T01:44:20Z")

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[Ice Pirates](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0087451/), with Robert Urich and Mary Crosby.

I don’t think I need to say anything else…

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**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2004, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-love-that-has-no-name-movies-you-watch-in-shame/254497/33 "2004-07-12T01:56:07Z")

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I don’t know if I should be ashamed of these but

Dumb and Dumber

Tommy Boy

Foxes

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**Author:** ![bodswood](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e68b1a/32.png) [@bodswood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bodswood)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2004, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-love-that-has-no-name-movies-you-watch-in-shame/254497/34 "2004-07-12T02:10:34Z")

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Captivated on a recent rainy Sunday afternoon by Cannonball Run II. Can’t wait to catch the original.

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**Author:** ![Mal\_Adroit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/df788c/32.png) [@Mal\_Adroit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mal_Adroit)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2004, 12:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-love-that-has-no-name-movies-you-watch-in-shame/254497/35 "2004-07-12T12:58:28Z")

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Hee. . . the recent version of _Island of Dr. Moreau_ with Brando. Gadamn, I _love_ this movie.  
It’s critical estimation seems to be reaching _Ishtar_-like levels of infamy.

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**Author:** ![petelin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/71c47a/32.png) [@petelin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/petelin)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2004, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-love-that-has-no-name-movies-you-watch-in-shame/254497/36 "2004-07-12T15:09:17Z")

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Bring It On.

Definitely, Bring It On.

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**Author:** ![sciguy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e68b1a/32.png) [@sciguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sciguy)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2004, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-love-that-has-no-name-movies-you-watch-in-shame/254497/37 "2004-07-12T18:24:23Z")

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Some videos/DVDs in my collection I feel a little embarresed to have people browsing:

_Wizards_, the Bakshi cartoon from the late 70s.  
_The Crow: Salvation_ (aka “Crow 3”). It never got a theatrical release, but it’s surprisingly good, especially compared to the horror of “The Crow: City of Angels”.  
_Ever After_. What can I say, I’ve got a thing for Drew Barrymore.  
Seasons 1-6 of _Buffy the Vampire Slayer_ and seasons 1-3 of _Angel_. I guess embarresed isn’t quite right, but I do get some snide remarks made at my expense.

And **Teine** , I wait with baited breath for a DVD release of _Ice Pirates_.

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**Author:** ![Uvula\_Donor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/e19adc/32.png) [@Uvula\_Donor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uvula_Donor)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2004, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-love-that-has-no-name-movies-you-watch-in-shame/254497/38 "2004-07-12T18:51:48Z")

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Bad movies…I love 'em. A few of my faves:

[ul]  
[li]_Masters of the Universe_ - sucks so hard that popcorn flies from my couch and sticks to the TV screen, but I love it good.[/li][li]_The Wraith_ - Awful. Fun. Sherilyn Fenn ::drool:: _High Plains Drifter_ meets…uh… something else.[/li][li]_The Gladiator_ - Another awesomely horrible 80’s deathcar epic.[/li][/ul]

There are more stinkers I dig watching, but the list would just be too damn long…

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**Author:** ![Evil\_Captor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f17d59/32.png) [@Evil\_Captor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_Captor)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2004, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-love-that-has-no-name-movies-you-watch-in-shame/254497/39 "2004-07-12T19:10:50Z")

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> [@FriarTed](#):
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> Corman directed, I assume? And please tell me Dick Miller shows up somewhere!

No, it was produced and directed by Fred Olen Ray, and there’s no Dick Miller in the credits, but we DO have a cameo by Stanley Livingston of My 3 Sons.

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**Author:** ![supervenusfreak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@supervenusfreak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/supervenusfreak)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2004, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-love-that-has-no-name-movies-you-watch-in-shame/254497/40 "2004-07-12T19:20:48Z")

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Satan’s Cheerleaders - A true d-movie drive-in third feature. Starring John Carradine and a post Munsters Yvonne De Carlo as satanists trying to find a virgin for sacrifice amongst a group of high school cheerleaders. Little do they know… 🙂

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