# The Lumberjack Song! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 16, 2002, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-lumberjack-song/132459 "2002-10-16T04:26:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Jester](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jester/32/8223_2.png) [@Jester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jester)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2002, 5:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-lumberjack-song/132459/21 "2002-10-17T05:29:59Z")
vis a vis, it’s entity. D’you see? ---
**Author:** ![Enola\_Straight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dec6dc/32.png) [@Enola\_Straight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enola_Straight)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2002, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-lumberjack-song/132459/22 "2002-10-17T05:40:43Z")
(whimper)…And I thought you were _rugged!_ (high-pitched keening whimper)☹ ---
**Author:** ![lionel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f9ae1b/32.png) [@lionel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lionel)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2002, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-lumberjack-song/132459/23 "2002-10-17T13:51:45Z")
Oh! La-dee-dee a 1 2 3 Eric the half-a bee ---
**Author:** ![Kyomara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/8edcca/32.png) [@Kyomara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kyomara)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2002, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-lumberjack-song/132459/24 "2002-10-18T00:16:07Z")
Is this wretched demi-bee, Half-asleep upon my knee Some _freak_ from a _menagerie??_ **NO!!** It’s **Eric, the Half-a-bee!** ---
**Author:** ![PolskiKing](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a5b964/32.png) [@PolskiKing](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PolskiKing)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2002, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-lumberjack-song/132459/25 "2002-10-18T00:41:59Z")
…Camelot! Camelot! \ ---
**Author:** ![Albert\_Rose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9de053/32.png) [@Albert\_Rose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Albert_Rose)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2002, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-lumberjack-song/132459/26 "2002-10-18T01:26:57Z")
Dinsdale! ---
**Author:** ![Albert\_Rose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9de053/32.png) [@Albert\_Rose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Albert_Rose)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2002, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-lumberjack-song/132459/27 "2002-10-18T03:33:31Z")
Oh, bugger. Wrong sketch. Here, take a look at [this](http://www.theonion.com/onion3636/holy_grail_quotes.html). ---
**Author:** ![Spiny\_Norman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9de0a6/32.png) [@Spiny\_Norman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiny_Norman)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2002, 6:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-lumberjack-song/132459/28 "2002-10-18T06:09:39Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by AlbertRose \* > \*\*Dinsdale! \*\* **Ahem!** ---
**Author:** ![NutWrench](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nutwrench/32/20193_2.png) [@NutWrench](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NutWrench)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2002, 6:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-lumberjack-song/132459/29 "2002-10-18T06:31:15Z")
Semprini? ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2002, 6:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-lumberjack-song/132459/30 "2002-10-18T06:35:39Z")
The thread has a tendency to become silly. Right, then. Time for a cartoon. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Bird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Little\_Bird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Bird)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2002, 6:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-lumberjack-song/132459/31 "2002-10-18T06:52:45Z")
And now for something completely different ---
**Author:** ![lionel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f9ae1b/32.png) [@lionel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lionel)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2002, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-lumberjack-song/132459/32 "2002-10-18T13:29:13Z")
_It’s_ ---
**Author:** ![Dave3L](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ba9def/32.png) [@Dave3L](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dave3L)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2002, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-lumberjack-song/132459/33 "2002-10-18T14:45:08Z")
Number 7. The Larch. ---
**Author:** ![Enola\_Straight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dec6dc/32.png) [@Enola\_Straight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enola_Straight)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2002, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-lumberjack-song/132459/34 "2002-10-18T15:37:33Z")
Iiifffff… I were not the Barrister, What would I like to be? If I were not the Barrister, A TRAIN CONDUCTOR ME! With a _chuff-chuff-chuff,_ and a _CHUFFY-chuff-chuff!_ I sing this all day long. With a _chuff-chuff-chuff,_ and a _CHUFFY-chuff-chuff!_ I SING MY HAPPY SONG! ---
**Author:** ![pestie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e5b9ba/32.png) [@pestie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pestie)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2002, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-lumberjack-song/132459/35 "2002-10-18T15:44:45Z")
\ Start again! ---
**Author:** ![grimpixie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecb155/32.png) [@grimpixie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/grimpixie)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2002, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-lumberjack-song/132459/36 "2002-10-18T15:49:02Z")
And _now_ for something completely different… a man with three buttocks!! ---
**Author:** ![auRa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c4cdca/32.png) [@auRa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/auRa)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2002, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-lumberjack-song/132459/37 "2002-10-18T16:02:33Z")
Dennis Moore, Dennis Moore, et cetera, et cetera… And **now** fo something _completely_ different: a man with a weasel through his head. ---
**Author:** ![Padeye](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a9a28c/32.png) [@Padeye](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Padeye)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2002, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-lumberjack-song/132459/38 "2002-10-18T16:48:09Z")
Cyril Connoly ---
**Author:** ![teela\_brown](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/d9b06d/32.png) [@teela\_brown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/teela_brown)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2002, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-lumberjack-song/132459/39 "2002-10-18T17:07:39Z")
Welcome to “It’s The Mind.” Tonight, we explore “deja vu,” that extraordinary feeling of something having happened to you before . . . . ::looks around uneasily:: ---
**Author:** ![Kilt-wearin\_man](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/82dd89/32.png) [@Kilt-wearin\_man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kilt-wearin_man)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2002, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-lumberjack-song/132459/40 "2002-10-18T18:20:52Z")
I should like to file a complaint about this parrot, what I bought from this very boutique not 'alf an hour ago… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-lumberjack-song/132459.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-lumberjack-song/132459.md?page=3)