# ''The Luuuuuuuh-vvvvvvvve Board''

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-luuuuuuuh-vvvvvvvve-board/78810>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 29, 2001, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-luuuuuuuh-vvvvvvvve-board/78810 "2001-08-29T21:32:53Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
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**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2001, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-luuuuuuuh-vvvvvvvve-board/78810/1 "2001-08-29T21:32:53Z")

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Wow. What an exciting weekend for lots of us. **Montfort** ’s main squeeze, **Anniz** is coming in. **Racinchikki** is heading to Texas to see **Gunslinger**. And I am flying to Chicago for waitress wooing. Makes one think of that old show, “The Love Boat.” I see:

**vix** as Julie  
**UncleBill** as Doc  
**thinksnow** as Isaac  
**Jack Batty** as Gopher

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**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2001, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-luuuuuuuh-vvvvvvvve-board/78810/2 "2001-08-29T21:37:57Z")

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Ha! You know what’s ironic? Back in the day I always thought Gopher bore a strong resemblance to my dad. And I look just like my dad.

So, I guess I’m the assistant pursor – better go, um, purse, or something.

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2001, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-luuuuuuuh-vvvvvvvve-board/78810/3 "2001-08-29T21:43:00Z")

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Does it have to be love? Can it just be someone in search of cheap thrills and a tawdry fling? I’m not asking for myself, mind you… unless of course, someone else shows up in search of cheap thrills and a tawdry fling. Then we could play Scrabble or something.

Where’s my deck chair??

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**Author:** ![Montfort](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Montfort](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Montfort)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2001, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-luuuuuuuh-vvvvvvvve-board/78810/4 "2001-08-29T21:54:12Z")

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And don’t forget another trans-Atlantic couple is enjoying a second consecutive weekend together: **Shayna** and **Spiny Norman**.

Good luck in Chicago, **Superdude**!

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**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2001, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-luuuuuuuh-vvvvvvvve-board/78810/5 "2001-08-29T23:01:55Z")

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I want to play **Charo** , as April, the entertainer.  
Except, I’m taller.