# The MAGAverse's most comical moments

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [March 24, 2023, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-magaverses-most-comical-moments/981609 "2023-03-24T22:22:19Z")\
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**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\
**Post date:** [April 5, 2023, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-magaverses-most-comical-moments/981609/121 "2023-04-05T22:59:01Z")

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I don’t know. I hope he is in recovery, tbh.

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**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\
**Post date:** [April 5, 2023, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-magaverses-most-comical-moments/981609/122 "2023-04-05T23:44:52Z")

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He [caved](https://www.politico.com/story/2018/03/10/sam-nunberg-interviews-media-mueller-russia-probe-453330),suddenly deciding that it was his duty as an American to do so. So he avoided being held in contempt.

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**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\
**Post date:** [April 6, 2023, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-magaverses-most-comical-moments/981609/123 "2023-04-06T00:20:15Z")

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> [@BobLibDem](#):
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> [Lindsey Graham cries for donations for DJT.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QpVCWrcTYYU&t=47s) Holy crap, he reminds me of North Koreans sobbing over the death of one of their Dear Leaders.

There was a hilarious moment on _Morning Joe_ where they showed a split screen of Lindsey Graham begging for donations and Jimmy Swaggart delivering his “I have sinned!” speech. The resemblance was uncanny (though a closer, if less visually compelling, comparison would be Oral Roberts’ “God will call me home if you don’t send money” stunt).

_Edit:_ Belatedly checked the link, which leads to a similar _Morning Joe_ commentary…

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**Author:** ![Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/son_of_a_rich/32/5439_2.png) [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Son_of_a_Rich)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2023, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-magaverses-most-comical-moments/981609/124 "2023-06-10T23:43:00Z")

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I’ll revive this thread with this heartwarming scene of [MTG and her dream boy.](https://youtu.be/KFIiu80t3_8)

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**Author:** ![Bookkeeper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bookkeeper/32/281_2.png) [@Bookkeeper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bookkeeper)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2023, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-magaverses-most-comical-moments/981609/125 "2023-06-13T21:27:59Z")

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In Trump’s defense (let me just quickly rinse my brain out), he probably wasn’t snubbing MTG, just ignoring some blonde MAGA bimbo who got past the security barriers somehow, and going for the big crowd of admirers.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2023, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-magaverses-most-comical-moments/981609/126 "2023-06-18T14:42:31Z")

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Not to pick on poor Marjorie (but why not?), she managed to star in one of the MAGAverse’s most comical moments.

“Marjorie Taylor Greene got into an argument with the outgoing Director of the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention [Dr Rochelle Walensky](https://www.independent.co.uk/topic/dr-rochelle-walensky), at one point telling the public health leader, “I don’t want my staff educated”.”

> **[Marjorie Taylor Greene mocked for telling CDC chair: ‘I dont want my staff...](https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/marjorie-taylor-greene-cdc-staff-b2357387.html)**
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> ‘Of course Marge doesn’t want to have her staff educated. They’d all leave!’

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**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2023, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-magaverses-most-comical-moments/981609/127 "2023-06-18T15:33:04Z")

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To me one of the most comical moments is when the woman with a “don’t tread on me” flag got tread on.

> **[Woman trampled in Capitol riots had 'Don't tread on me' flag](https://www.9news.com.au/world/rosanne-boyland-trampled-dont-tread-on-me-gadsden-flag-donald-trump-us-capitol-riot/5d5c7251-e17c-4961-88a8-a906f38d7b54)**
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> A woman trampled to death during the riots at the US Capitol had been carrying a flag reading: "Don't tread...

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**Author:** ![Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mundane_super_hero/32/6304_2.png) [@Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mundane_Super_Hero)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2023, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-magaverses-most-comical-moments/981609/128 "2023-06-18T16:45:54Z")

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> [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](#):
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> Why he didn’t insist AF1 be rendered invisible is a mystery for the ages.

I missed this one. Holy smokes, does this mean he’s lining up his his Next wife to be…

\< cue dramatic music \>

Gal Gadot !?  
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(You know, someone should tell her about that. She’s entertained so very many of us over the years. The opportunity for us to help her spit out her Sunday morning coffee and throw her head back in pure laughter just seems like fair play,)

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**Author:** ![Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/son_of_a_rich/32/5439_2.png) [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Son_of_a_Rich)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2023, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-magaverses-most-comical-moments/981609/129 "2023-06-18T17:12:32Z")

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Isn’t she attractive enough to be another martyr for them? Lots of boo hoo for Ashley, none left over for this chick.

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**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2023, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-magaverses-most-comical-moments/981609/130 "2023-06-18T17:49:52Z")

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It’s more dramatic when you get shot in face by a cop, plus admitting you’d trampled someone to death in a mindless crush makes you look like a sheeple.

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**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2023, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-magaverses-most-comical-moments/981609/131 "2023-06-18T20:07:41Z")

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> [@DesertDog](#):
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> It’s more dramatic when you get shot in face by a cop, plus admitting you’d trampled someone to death in a mindless crush makes you look like a sheeple. ⁢

I’d go a bit further. Boyland’s trampling death is very clearly the rioters’ fault. But they can at least try to blame Babbit’s death on the cop who shot her.

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**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2023, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-magaverses-most-comical-moments/981609/132 "2023-06-18T20:51:04Z")

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> [@BigT](#):
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> But they can at least try to blame Babbit’s death on the cop who shot her.

Oh yes. They already are. They don’t realize that trying to break into a blockaded door with cops behind it so that they can harm congress people is kinda a bad idea.

Let them try that in Texas, or any state, and see what results they get.

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**Author:** ![Sherrerd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sherrerd/32/8_2.png) [@Sherrerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sherrerd)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2023, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-magaverses-most-comical-moments/981609/133 "2023-06-19T00:39:37Z")

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> [@enipla](#):
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> …They don’t realize that trying to break into a blockaded door with cops behind it so that they can harm congress people is kinda a bad idea. …

To be fair to the violence-prone right, they ARE being fed a very steady diet of **_'armed resistance to an unjust government_ is your duty as a patriot’** \* on virtually every right-wing media outlet, as well as from the public statements of many elected Republicans.

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/\* “Unjust government,” of course, being defined as any government that lets anyone _except_ straight white Christian males have authority or influence or benefit of legal protection.

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**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2023, 10:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-magaverses-most-comical-moments/981609/134 "2023-06-19T10:45:10Z")

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> [@Sherrerd](#):
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> To be fair to the violence-prone right, they ARE being fed a very steady diet of **_'armed resistance to an unjust government_ is your duty as a patriot’** \* on virtually every right-wing media outlet, as well as from the public statements of many elected Republicans.

The facts are out there and not hard to find at all. The violence-prone right believes what they _ **want** _ to believe.

At one point their idiot king finally said that they should be vaccinated against COVID. They booed him.

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