# The Magic Nose Gynecologist **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 30, 2001, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-magic-nose-gynecologist/52356 "2001-01-30T03:38:59Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 19\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![vix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a88e4f/32.png) [@vix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vix)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2001, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-magic-nose-gynecologist/52356/21 "2001-01-30T18:25:27Z")
When you see the name **Scylla** and a funny thread title, brace yourself! Great story! ---
**Author:** ![Tabithina](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f04885/32.png) [@Tabithina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tabithina)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2001, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-magic-nose-gynecologist/52356/22 "2001-01-30T18:50:27Z")
I was careful this time. I made sure I wasn’t eating or drinking anything before clicking on this thread. I checked the floor for things that might hurt me if I should fall out of my chair, laughing. I have learned that threads by Scylla are often _dangerously hilarious_. 😃 Thanks, **Scylla**. It’s a grey, pissy day here, and I needed a good laugh. ---
**Author:** ![BunnyGirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/22d042/32.png) [@BunnyGirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BunnyGirl)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2001, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-magic-nose-gynecologist/52356/23 "2001-01-30T18:54:27Z")
Lordy, what a story. Your doctor friend, man, I hope he doesn’t make jokes like that with his **real** patients! Pee-uuuw! They were horrible! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Helen\_s\_Eidolon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/8edcca/32.png) [@Helen\_s\_Eidolon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Helen_s_Eidolon)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2001, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-magic-nose-gynecologist/52356/24 "2001-01-30T19:55:49Z")
Oh, goodness. I laughed so hard. So hard that, ironically enough, I managed to snarf an M&M up my nose. Damn you, **Scylla**. Damn you. ---
**Author:** ![S-Terry\_Dan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/7cd45c/32.png) [@S-Terry\_Dan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/S-Terry_Dan)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2001, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-magic-nose-gynecologist/52356/25 "2001-01-30T23:55:48Z")
Add me to the “Can Fit A Quarter Into His Nose” club. I’ve never attempted such a daring feat, though, as shooting them out my nose. I can, however, fit up to four quarters (two per nostril). ---
**Author:** ![The\_Devil\_s\_Grandmother](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/74df32/32.png) [@The\_Devil\_s\_Grandmother](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Devil_s_Grandmother)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2001, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-magic-nose-gynecologist/52356/26 "2001-01-31T00:02:19Z")
bump. Everybody needs to read this. ---
**Author:** ![rowrrbazzle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rowrrbazzle/32/414_2.png) [@rowrrbazzle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rowrrbazzle)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2001, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-magic-nose-gynecologist/52356/27 "2001-01-31T02:06:03Z")
Scylla _literally_ pays through the nose! ---
**Author:** ![vertigo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/3ec8ea/32.png) [@vertigo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vertigo)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2001, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-magic-nose-gynecologist/52356/28 "2001-01-31T02:49:08Z")
\*[…in feigned British accent…] \*Bravo! I say…, _bravo!!_ ---
**Author:** ![Ice\_Wolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/dfb087/32.png) [@Ice\_Wolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ice_Wolf)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2001, 11:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-magic-nose-gynecologist/52356/29 "2001-01-31T11:05:26Z")
Scylla, sir, you are not just an SDMB poster. You, sir, deserve to be a noun in all languages. Whenever I see your name as OP beside a thread such as this – I instantly think “Oh, no, it’s another Scylla”. And then I read it. And never regret a thing. You are wonderful. ---
**Author:** ![BPBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/59ef9b/32.png) [@BPBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BPBob)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2001, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-magic-nose-gynecologist/52356/30 "2001-02-06T16:14:29Z")
Three cheers for Scylla and his moist, hairy hole!! 😉 This truly will require olympian effort to out-story. Now we know why he keeps the pigeons out of the magic act! Reminds me of the time I ate a flashlight bulb as a child, and the interesting method my mom used to treat the problem - but that’s another story… :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2001, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-magic-nose-gynecologist/52356/31 "2001-02-06T20:33:39Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by LaurAnge \* > **So hard that, ironically enough, I managed to snarf an M&M up my nose.** Now, that’s not irony, that’s a bummer. It would be irony if you had managed to snarf up three nickels and a dime. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Welfy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e56c9b/32.png) [@Welfy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Welfy)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2001, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-magic-nose-gynecologist/52356/32 "2001-02-07T00:03:04Z")
Hehehehehehehehehee!!! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![inor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/f475e1/32.png) [@inor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/inor)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2001, 5:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-magic-nose-gynecologist/52356/33 "2001-02-07T05:23:17Z")
oh my sweet god scylla- is there any way i can pay you for that? oh shit i laughed… ---
**Author:** ![Watermelon\_Man](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/22d042/32.png) [@Watermelon\_Man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Watermelon_Man)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2001, 12:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-magic-nose-gynecologist/52356/34 "2001-02-07T12:48:07Z")
I used to be a newbie who thought he had a different sense of humor from the rest… Now i am just a plain old newbie!!! The dopers are like the medication I need in life! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Devil\_s\_Grandmother](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/74df32/32.png) [@The\_Devil\_s\_Grandmother](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Devil_s_Grandmother)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2001, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-magic-nose-gynecologist/52356/35 "2001-09-21T22:21:05Z")
While I think “Drowning the Peruvian” is a better story, this one if funnier. I’ll stop bumping Scylla’s old threads now. ---
**Author:** ![11811](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/1/9d8465/32.png) [@11811](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/11811)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2001, 8:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-magic-nose-gynecologist/52356/36 "2001-09-22T08:05:05Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Zenster \* > \*\*Remind me to never ask you for change for a dollar. \*\* [Yiddish accent] pennies, nickles, dimes, quarters, half-dollars, silver dollars…he’s got 12 bucks in change UP HIS NOSE [/Yiddish accent] ---
**Author:** ![shannybonanny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/82dd89/32.png) [@shannybonanny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/shannybonanny)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2001, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-magic-nose-gynecologist/52356/37 "2001-09-22T16:43:18Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by The Devil’s Grandmother \* > \*\*While I think “Drowning the Peruvian” is a better story, this one if funnier. I’ll stop bumping Scylla’s old threads now. \*\* [sub]psst…please don’t! I never would have gotten to read this if you hadn’t![/sub] 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![pesch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pesch/32/4925_2.png) [@pesch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pesch)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2001, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-magic-nose-gynecologist/52356/38 "2001-09-22T19:55:50Z")
So when they ask how you’re doing, Scylla, I’ll bet you tell em, “No change yet.” ---
**Author:** ![Redboss](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/8baadc/32.png) [@Redboss](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Redboss)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2001, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-magic-nose-gynecologist/52356/39 "2001-09-24T00:43:48Z")
This was one of the first posts I read here and I still remember it with joy. It was on a depressed day and it really lifted me. Thanks again **Scylla** , nice to reread. Redboss [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-magic-nose-gynecologist/52356.md?page=1)