# The Man has Your DNA Too **URL:** \ **Category:** Great Debates\ **Created:** [May 12, 2006, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-man-has-your-dna-too/356474 "2006-05-12T03:34:06Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Paul\_in\_Qatar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ccd318/32.png) [@Paul\_in\_Qatar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Paul_in_Qatar)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2006, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-man-has-your-dna-too/356474/1 "2006-05-12T03:34:06Z")
This contemplation was inspired by an [article](http://www.wired.com/news/technology/0,70869-0.html?tw=wn_index_1) in Wired. It concerned a hacker who (for religious reasons) to give blood to The Man for their database. Everyone convicted of a Felony (only?) is required to provide their DNA. I am OK with that. Everyone in the military is required to provide DNA. OK, no problem. Now consider this. A couple of years ago some fool blew himself (and a bunch of other people) up in an Israeli marketplace. The police found some of the bombers hemorrhoids but did not know for sure who he was. So they arrested the parents of a suspect and took DNA. Bingo! They found their winner! Really neat technically. Now let’s put this together. If they find some unknown DNA on Something or Another it would be possible to go to the database and say “This suspect never gave DNA, but we can prove he is related to Mary and John. Let’s go look at their children.” At this point, it gets creepy. Even if you never gave up your DNA, it is possible the government has, or soon will have it anyway! I understand that this has a lot of good uses. Like identifying bodies. On the other hand, I am somewhat disturbed by all this. Your thoughts? ---
**Author:** ![Pjen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Pjen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pjen)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2006, 5:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-man-has-your-dna-too/356474/2 "2006-05-12T05:28:36Z")
In the UK, one of the really anti-freedom acts of our current couldn’t-care-less-about-human-rights-government is that every person arrested (not charged or found guilty) has their DNA taken. And to add to that the same government has changed the centuries old law that only certain offences are arrestable- now a constable can arrest anyone for any suspected offence, no matter how minor (littering, driving without being able to produce a licence or insurance, etc.) and then be able to take a record of your DNA. A real snoopers charter! ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2006, 5:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-man-has-your-dna-too/356474/3 "2006-05-12T05:54:36Z")
I’m of mixed feelings about this. Aside from compiling a medical database from our DNA (something I don’t want the government to do), is this all that different from having your fingerprints on file? Isn’t it S.O.P. to fingerprint suspects, not just convicts? As for extrapolating from your relatives’ DNA… well, them’s the breaks. If your parents volunteer their DNA, or otherwise have their DNA on file, is there some reason the cops shouldn’t use technology to extrapolate? I always love it on shows like \*CSI \*when the cops say they want to take someone’s DNA in order to “eliminate you as a suspect”. Yeah, right! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2006, 6:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-man-has-your-dna-too/356474/4 "2006-05-12T06:07:49Z")
[A very, very related article.](http://www.cnn.com/2006/TECH/science/05/11/relatives.dna.crime.ap/index.html) There aren’t a lot of details on how this ‘checking family members’ idea would be executed, but even if it’s voluntary I’m a little uneasy with it. ---
**Author:** ![Paul\_in\_Qatar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ccd318/32.png) [@Paul\_in\_Qatar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Paul_in_Qatar)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2006, 6:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-man-has-your-dna-too/356474/5 "2006-05-12T06:14:28Z")
I must say I am betwixt and between on this. Each step seems logical and sound, but they seem to reach a whole that is creepy. Of course such a database could be used for Good Purposes, but since the government has it, what are the odds of that happening? ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2006, 6:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-man-has-your-dna-too/356474/6 "2006-05-12T06:26:13Z")
I heard that’s why they keep pennies in circulation. ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2006, 6:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-man-has-your-dna-too/356474/7 "2006-05-12T06:36:15Z")
Right, that’s part of the problem. I couldn’t point at anything in the Constitution that says I have a right to keep my DNA private. On the other hand, when the government can already hear your phone calls and look at your e-mails and online purchases and things, and now perhaps get your DNA also - you start wondering if something isn’t being lost. ---
**Author:** ![slaphead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9bcb4/32.png) [@slaphead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/slaphead)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2006, 12:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-man-has-your-dna-too/356474/8 "2006-05-12T12:58:59Z")
[Old news, kinda…](http://www.usatoday.com/news/nation/2005-06-07-dna-cover_x.htm) I fully understand that this level of scientific capability is very scary. On the other hand, it’s not really that different from the old small-town scenario of “well, the guy ran away and left no evidence, but an eyewitness described him as looking a lot like Bob from Lower Bottom Farm. And we know Bob has a brother - lets go interview Bob and his brother and find where they were at the time”. If it’s okay for ‘traditional’ detective work to make a connection to you through your relatives car, telephone calls, appearance, conversation or whatever, why isn’t it OK for them to make that connection through their DNA? If it’s OK for the police to keep paper records of every interview they’ve ever carried out, why can’t they keep a database of related arrest information? These types of questions have no easy answers - I think they basically come down the level of trust you have in the law enforcement apparatus in a given country. If you have faith that DNA or whatever will only ever be used to apprehend actual genuine criminals, you will probably have no objections. If you suspect that the data may be used for something a little more nefarious (such as, perhaps, harassing someone politically troublesome), then it’s a whole different ball-game. But ultimately, it’s all down to faith. ---
**Author:** ![spazattak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8e8cbc/32.png) [@spazattak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/spazattak)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2006, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-man-has-your-dna-too/356474/9 "2006-05-12T13:34:24Z")
Where is the line? When does it become an ‘unreasonable search’ of your person? ---
**Author:** ![Paul\_in\_Qatar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ccd318/32.png) [@Paul\_in\_Qatar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Paul_in_Qatar)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2006, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-man-has-your-dna-too/356474/10 "2006-05-12T13:47:32Z")
I do not like the small-town scenario either. If Andy and Barney have my DNA, surely they can use it to fake results that would unjustly implicate me. I understand that happened in West (by God!) Virginia. ---
**Author:** ![slaphead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9bcb4/32.png) [@slaphead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/slaphead)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2006, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-man-has-your-dna-too/356474/11 "2006-05-12T14:34:28Z")
[QUOTE=Paul in Saudi] f Andy and Barney have my DNA, surely they can use it to fake results that would unjustly implicate me. [/QUOTE] Presumably they could either fake the results of a test to have it look like your sequence came up, or plant some of your sample if they have that. Much like they could plant a fingerprint or a hair or a gun or whatever other physical evidence, but more compact and easy to place. Not sure how easy that would be to do, but presumably if The Man really is out to get you with the aid of The Establishment, it shouldn’t be too difficult for them to set up. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2006, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-man-has-your-dna-too/356474/12 "2006-05-12T15:43:30Z")
[QUOTE=Marley23] Right, that’s part of the problem. I couldn’t point at anything in the Constitution that says I have a right to keep my DNA private. [/quote] Are you sure? Without probably cause, there isn’t any reason that the government should be able to demand that you surrender your DNA. Certainly that would be an unreasonable search or seizure. > [@](#): > > On the other hand, when the government can already hear your phone calls and look at your e-mails and online purchases and things, and now perhaps get your DNA also - you start wondering if something isn’t being lost. I’d like to see a SCOTUS decision on those things before I’d concede that it’s constitution for the government to do them. I’m sure you would as well. ---
**Author:** ![Skammer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skammer/32/143_2.png) [@Skammer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skammer)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2006, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-man-has-your-dna-too/356474/13 "2006-05-12T15:59:55Z")
There was a short story on this very topic on [NPR](http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=5400380) this morning. ---
**Author:** ![Lemur866](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lemur866/32/434_2.png) [@Lemur866](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lemur866)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2006, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-man-has-your-dna-too/356474/14 "2006-05-12T16:01:54Z")
And David Brin’s book “The Transparent Society” increasingly looks like a fulfilled prophecy. Thing is, we can pass laws declaring things “secret”, but how do you keep them secret when it becomes trivially easy to break that secrecy? All that does is keep the violation of secrecy secret! Secrecy and anonymity are impossible goals. Whether this is good or bad is irrelevant. Anonymity is over and done with, and no amount of wailing about it will stuff the genie back in the bottle. So, given that, what are we going to do about it? The obvious best answer is to use the power of surveillance to monitor those who use the power of surveillance. Anyone can snoop on anyone, but if you snoop on someone everyone knows you’re snooping. Snoops can find out any secret you have, but they can’t keep their snooping secret. ---
**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2006, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-man-has-your-dna-too/356474/15 "2006-05-12T16:44:48Z")
[QUOTE=slaphead] [Old news, kinda…](http://www.usatoday.com/news/nation/2005-06-07-dna-cover_x.htm) [/QUOTE] Far older than that even. Has no one here read [_The Blooding_](http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0553282816/qid=1147452047/sr=1-1/ref=sr_1_1/104-4848664-6535918?s=books&v=glance&n=283155) by Joe Wambaugh? > [@](#): > > In “The Blooding,” former policeman, Joseph Wambaugh writes about the first serial killer who was caught and convicted through the use of DNA testing: two teenage girls in the English village of Narborough were brutally raped and murdered in 1983 and 1986, and it took four years, a scientific breakthrough, and the blood of 5,000 men to capture the killer, Colin Pitchfork. DNA testing also freed the suspect that police had already jailed for the crime. ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2006, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-man-has-your-dna-too/356474/16 "2006-05-12T17:28:55Z")
[QUOTE=John Mace] Are you sure? [/quote] I said I couldn’t point to it, not that it wasn’t in there. :smack: That sounds like an unreasonable search and seizure to me, but it needs precedent. If there are intermediate steps [like the one discussed in this thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=29592), I can see DNA-as-protected-by-fourth-amendment being eroded into nothing. [Much to my amusement, I made the first reply to that thread and mentioned the Fourth Amendment, which I didn’t think of before my post last night.] > [@](#): > > I’d like to see a SCOTUS decision on those things before I’d concede that it’s constitution for the government to do them. I’m sure you would as well. I certainly would. ---
**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2006, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-man-has-your-dna-too/356474/17 "2006-05-12T18:42:03Z")
The time may not be long in coming when a DNA sample and/or analysis thereof will be appended to every birth certificate as routinely as the baby’s footprints, and with as little controversy. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2006, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-man-has-your-dna-too/356474/18 "2006-05-12T19:15:02Z")
[QUOTE=Marley23] I said I couldn’t point to it, not that it wasn’t in there. :smack: [/QUOTE] Just to continue this meaningless argumentativeness… I don’t believe you couldn’t “point” to the search and seizure clause of the 4th amendment. That’s why I was a bit surprised by your post. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2006, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-man-has-your-dna-too/356474/19 "2006-05-12T19:25:16Z")
I appreciate the credit you’re giving me, **John Mace**. Under normal circumstances I’m sure I could have pointed to the Fourth, but that’s what happens when you post to a GD thread at 2:30 a.m. ---
**Author:** ![gonzomax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e8c25b/32.png) [@gonzomax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gonzomax)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2006, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-man-has-your-dna-too/356474/20 "2006-05-16T01:12:48Z")
The government does not have the apparatus to collect and analyze the data. It is subcontracted to labs who could sellit. Do you trust them .good.I don’.t [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-man-has-your-dna-too/356474.md?page=2)