# The Man Juice Diet **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 20, 2002, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-man-juice-diet/137738 "2002-11-20T14:13:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![ivylass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/9de053/32.png) [@ivylass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivylass)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2002, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-man-juice-diet/137738/21 "2002-11-20T18:53:00Z")
Why, does Mrs. Stof need to lose weight? šŸ˜‰ ---
**Author:** ![porcupine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ac91a4/32.png) [@porcupine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/porcupine)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2002, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-man-juice-diet/137738/22 "2002-11-20T19:11:50Z")
A relevant classic from the Master: [How many calories are in the average male ejaculation?](http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a1_054.html) ---
**Author:** ![Judith\_Prietht](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/b19c9b/32.png) [@Judith\_Prietht](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Judith_Prietht)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2002, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-man-juice-diet/137738/23 "2002-11-20T19:20:56Z")
The next time my mother hassles me about how much prettier Iā€™d be if I lost a few pounds . . . ---
**Author:** ![carrot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9de0a6/32.png) [@carrot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carrot)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2002, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-man-juice-diet/137738/24 "2002-11-20T19:23:04Z")
> [@](#): > > Why, does Mrs. Stof need to lose weight? No, he just wants her to go on the diet.šŸ™‚ ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2002, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-man-juice-diet/137738/25 "2002-11-20T19:27:01Z")
This fits in nicely (?) with an alternative menaing of some family nickname we have. I think Iā€™ll show my brother and sister the linkā€¦ :eek: F\_X ---
**Author:** ![Padeye](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a9a28c/32.png) [@Padeye](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Padeye)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2002, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-man-juice-diet/137738/26 "2002-11-20T19:30:14Z")
Dare we ask what the nickname is? ---
**Author:** ![Xavier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/2bfe46/32.png) [@Xavier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Xavier)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2002, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-man-juice-diet/137738/27 "2002-11-20T19:34:14Z")
Is the link _reealllllllllllllllly_ disgusting? I wonā€™t open it if it is then. ---
**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2002, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-man-juice-diet/137738/28 "2002-11-20T19:40:03Z")
Since the link to the appropriate Cecil column has been provided, Iā€™ll make do with the most relevant [Snopes link](http://www.snopes.com/college/sex/cheerldr.htm). šŸ˜ƒ ---
**Author:** ![plnnr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@plnnr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/plnnr)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2002, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-man-juice-diet/137738/29 "2002-11-20T19:42:31Z")
A new ad campaign: ā€œGot spooge?ā€ ---
**Author:** ![ivylass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/9de053/32.png) [@ivylass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivylass)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2002, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-man-juice-diet/137738/30 "2002-11-20T19:51:23Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Xavier \* > \*\*Is the link _reealllllllllllllllly_ disgusting? I wonā€™t open it if it is then. \*\* It depends on your tolerance level for disgust. Thereā€™s no disgusting pictures or anything, itā€™s just a news article. ---
**Author:** ![samarm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4da419/32.png) [@samarm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samarm)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2002, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-man-juice-diet/137738/31 "2002-11-20T20:08:19Z")
Call me old fashioned, but wouldnā€™t it be simpler and less vomit inducing to just cut down on fatty foods? Either she is not fully serious about it or sheā€™s got issues she needs to deal with. I challenge anyone to go one week consuming only semen; it just canā€™t be done IMO. Whatā€™s the world coming to? ---
**Author:** ![Rug\_Burn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/a87d85/32.png) [@Rug\_Burn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rug_Burn)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2002, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-man-juice-diet/137738/32 "2002-11-20T20:14:43Z")
She gets an ā€œEā€ for, er, uh, effort, yeah thatā€™s it. But, as any nutritionalist will tell you; eating healthy is only half of the equation. A comprehensive exercise routine is essential as well. Move over Pilates and make way for Ejacucize. Now, everyone on your knees and give me fifty. 1, 2, 1, 2, 1, 2; you in the back, suck in that nut. ---
**Author:** ![ivylass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/9de053/32.png) [@ivylass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivylass)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2002, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-man-juice-diet/137738/33 "2002-11-20T20:25:49Z")
Iā€™m starting to wonder if this isnā€™t some publicity stunt for a new XXX filmā€¦I mean, who would actually seriously consider this type of diet? ---
**Author:** ![DaddyTimesTwo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f07891/32.png) [@DaddyTimesTwo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DaddyTimesTwo)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2002, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-man-juice-diet/137738/34 "2002-11-20T20:33:50Z")
**ivylass** , youā€™re just _starting_ to wonder? Howard Stern will ā€œinterviewingā€ this woman any day now. Sheā€™ll be selling videos. It will be an in-depth report and weā€™ll get all the details. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2002, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-man-juice-diet/137738/35 "2002-11-20T20:38:27Z")
How will she be consumming this? Will she drink it bottled or straight from the tap? ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2002, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-man-juice-diet/137738/36 "2002-11-20T20:47:46Z")
Thatā€™s gonna make for a lovely burp. Now we know what kind of gas the Russians used. ---
**Author:** ![samarm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4da419/32.png) [@samarm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samarm)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2002, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-man-juice-diet/137738/37 "2002-11-20T21:05:31Z")
Hmmā€¦ Iā€™ve just had an extremely unpleasant thought: what the heck is going to come out the other end? ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2002, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-man-juice-diet/137738/38 "2002-11-20T21:24:40Z")
Easy cum, easy go. ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2002, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-man-juice-diet/137738/39 "2002-11-20T21:26:44Z")
Now Iā€™m reminded of that SNL skit: ā€œItā€™s a desset toppingā€ ā€œItā€™s a floor polishā€ ā€œNoā€¦ Itā€™s both!ā€ ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2002, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-man-juice-diet/137738/40 "2002-11-20T21:32:57Z")
Her poor dentist. "Hey, have you been using _Pearl Drops_? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-man-juice-diet/137738.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-man-juice-diet/137738.md?page=3)