# The Man Juice Diet **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 20, 2002, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-man-juice-diet/137738 "2002-11-20T14:13:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![samarm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4da419/32.png) [@samarm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samarm)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2002, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-man-juice-diet/137738/41 "2002-11-20T21:37:59Z")
> [@](#): > > Easy cum, easy go. I hope she wipes backwards and not forwards, failing that I hope she is using birth control. Sorry, have I just gone too far? How low are we going with this anyway? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Maeglin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8baadc/32.png) [@Maeglin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maeglin)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2002, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-man-juice-diet/137738/42 "2002-11-20T21:38:28Z")
**Lieu** , you’re killing me here. ---
**Author:** ![carrot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9de0a6/32.png) [@carrot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carrot)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2002, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-man-juice-diet/137738/43 "2002-11-20T21:48:20Z")
**samarm** \ow _low_ are we going? Well, once you get to the level of living on ejaculate, I, for one, will be sure to let you know. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![carrot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9de0a6/32.png) [@carrot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carrot)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2002, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-man-juice-diet/137738/44 "2002-11-20T21:50:03Z")
Ah, dammit. That’s supposed to say “ **How** low…” ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2002, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-man-juice-diet/137738/45 "2002-11-20T22:01:31Z")
Maybe she should do this to music and call it Jizzercise. Thelonius Spunk? ---
**Author:** ![bump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7c8e57/32.png) [@bump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bump)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2002, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-man-juice-diet/137738/46 "2002-11-20T22:07:52Z")
Ok… assuming she’s 5’7" tall, [this site](http://www.womansmed.com/weight.html) says that she needs 1255 calories per day to lose 1 lb per week. According to [Unca Cecil](http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a1_054) “man juice” has roughly 2 calories per 5 cc(one serving). So… by my calculations, Ms. Kelly would need (1255/2)_5 ccs of man juice \*\* per day_\*, or 3137.5 cc. Or in US Standard units, that’s 3.2 quarts, or 628 servings. She’s got some work ahead of her, to say the least! ---
**Author:** ![Padeye](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a9a28c/32.png) [@Padeye](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Padeye)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2002, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-man-juice-diet/137738/47 "2002-11-20T22:29:08Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by samarm \* > \*\*I hope she wipes backwards and not forwards, failing that I hope she is using birth control. > > Sorry, have I just gone too far? How low are we going with this anyway? 🙂 \*\* [joke so ancient it has whiskers]and if any of the swimmers survive that we’ll call the kid Houdini[jsaihw] ---
**Author:** ![Padeye](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a9a28c/32.png) [@Padeye](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Padeye)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2002, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-man-juice-diet/137738/48 "2002-11-20T22:30:28Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by bump \* > **Or in US Standard units, that’s 3.2 quarts, or 628 servings.** You realize you’re going to have to find a cite for a USDA portion size. ---
**Author:** ![japatlgt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df705f/32.png) [@japatlgt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/japatlgt)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2002, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-man-juice-diet/137738/49 "2002-11-20T22:40:54Z")
Ms. Kelly is an idiot. Period. (where do I volunteer?) ---
**Author:** ![ivylass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/9de053/32.png) [@ivylass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivylass)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2002, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-man-juice-diet/137738/50 "2002-11-20T23:15:29Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by DaddyTimesTwo \* > \*\ ***ivylass** , you’re just _starting_ to wonder? Howard Stern will “interviewing” this woman any day now. She’ll be selling videos. It will be an in-depth report and we’ll get all the details. \*\* I guess I’m an innocent. :blink: :blink: ---
**Author:** ![LindyHopper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ebca7d/32.png) [@LindyHopper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LindyHopper)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2002, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-man-juice-diet/137738/51 "2002-11-20T23:59:58Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by bump \* > \*\*Or in US Standard units, that’s 3.2 quarts, or 628 servings. > > She’s got some work ahead of her, to say the least! \*\* I’ll say. Even assuming that each…um…_meal_ takes only 5 minutes to…um…_consume_, there aren’t enough hours in the day; she’d need to be doing this over 52 hours a day. Guess that’s where the “banana smoothies” come in (so to speak). 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troy_mcclure_sf/32/4150_2.png) [@Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Troy_McClure_SF)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2002, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-man-juice-diet/137738/52 "2002-11-21T00:25:22Z")
Am I guy the only guy who _so_ doesn’t want to be involved with this? ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2002, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-man-juice-diet/137738/53 "2002-11-21T00:31:15Z")
I am not clicking on that link. I am not clicking on that link. I am not clicking on that link. I am not clicking on that link. I am not clicking on that link. \ Ack. ---
**Author:** ![DocCathode](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doccathode/32/18773_2.png) [@DocCathode](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DocCathode)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2002, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-man-juice-diet/137738/54 "2002-11-21T04:14:37Z")
He has told us how long man can live by bread alone, after all. BTW- Banana smoothies?! WTF? Maybe, water is acceptable. But banan smoothies? Hell no! You could just as well call it the banana smoothie diet! If you say “man juice diet”, it had damn well better be a man juice diet! BTW- Wouldn’t 3.2 quarts of the stuff include a dangerous level of salt? BTW Again- Hmmm, would the diets of the “donors” effect the nutritive value of the man juice? ---
**Author:** ![Muad\_Dib](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/35a633/32.png) [@Muad\_Dib](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muad_Dib)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2002, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-man-juice-diet/137738/55 "2002-11-21T04:19:56Z")
“_Organic_ man-juice.” ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2002, 4:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-man-juice-diet/137738/56 "2002-11-21T04:46:31Z")
At least it’s all natural. Would it count as vegetarian? No wait. She’s _eating meat_!!! 😛 ---
**Author:** ![butter\_pie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/aca169/32.png) [@butter\_pie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/butter_pie)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2002, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-man-juice-diet/137738/57 "2002-11-21T05:40:22Z")
You know, I can see how it would work. Personally speaking, if you’re eating because you’re bored (like I sometimes do), especially if you’re orally inclined, like I am – I always am sticking pencils or pins or paint or something in my mouth – I can see how this kind of diet would be feasible. Like, instead of having that box of french fries, you’re giving someone a bj, so you save yourself about 600 calories of boredom. I’d like to lose about 5 lbs, but unfortunately I don’t get to do that. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Skeezix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/839c29/32.png) [@Skeezix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skeezix)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2002, 7:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-man-juice-diet/137738/58 "2002-11-21T07:36:21Z")
> [@](#): > > **Like, instead of having that box of french fries, you’re giving someone a bj…** Ya wanna supersize that? [sub]We’re raising the tone again, aren’t we?[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![DocCathode](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doccathode/32/18773_2.png) [@DocCathode](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DocCathode)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2002, 7:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-man-juice-diet/137738/59 "2002-11-21T07:48:05Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by jinwicked \* > \*\*I’d like to lose about 5 lbs, but unfortunately I don’t get to do that. ☹ \*\* [Ken Star] define “that”[/Ken Star] Back To The Op- I always wonder what mom and dad think at these times. “So, Phil, how’s yer daughter doin?” “I’m so proud! She’s invented a new diet! It’ll be bigger than Atkins!” “Huh. What kind a diet?” “Semen! Wait, I think I have the video where she explains it.” ---
**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2002, 7:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-man-juice-diet/137738/60 "2002-11-21T07:51:26Z")
> [@](#): > > From **jinwicked** > especially if you’re orally inclined, like I am – I always am sticking pencils or pins or paint or something in my mouth – I can see how this kind of diet would be feasible. Like, instead of having that box of french fries, you’re giving someone a bj, so you save yourself about 600 calories of boredom. So can I sign up as your personal trainer? 😉 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-man-juice-diet/137738.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-man-juice-diet/137738.md?page=4)