# The Man Juice Diet **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 20, 2002, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-man-juice-diet/137738 "2002-11-20T14:13:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2002, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-man-juice-diet/137738/61 "2002-11-21T15:12:11Z")
\*You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, sautee it. There’s, um, spunk kebabs, spunk creole, spunk gumbo, pan fried spunk, deep fried, stir fried. There’s pineapple spunk and lemon spunk, coconut spunk, pepper spunk, spunk soup, spunk stew, spunk salad, spunk and potatoes, spunk burger, spunk sandwich… That’s, that’s about it.\* ---
**Author:** ![butter\_pie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/aca169/32.png) [@butter\_pie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/butter_pie)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2002, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-man-juice-diet/137738/62 "2002-11-21T17:08:00Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Monstre \* > \*\*So can I sign up as your personal trainer? 😉 \*\* No. ☹ I’m going to go make a turkey sandwich… ---
**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2002, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-man-juice-diet/137738/63 "2002-11-21T17:13:42Z")
Sorry, jin… Was just trying to joke with you… ---
**Author:** ![xcheopis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/bc8723/32.png) [@xcheopis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xcheopis)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2002, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-man-juice-diet/137738/64 "2002-11-22T04:24:07Z")
Actually, it’s not calories with which she need concern herself. Sperm contains a high level of nucleic acids - the accumulation of which leads to ailments such as gout. She may (or may not) lose weight, but she’ll have crippling pain in her joints in no time. ---
**Author:** ![3waygeek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/3/e95f7d/32.png) [@3waygeek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/3waygeek)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2002, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-man-juice-diet/137738/65 "2002-11-22T14:00:25Z")
Well, that’s why they invented knee pads. ---
**Author:** ![rubes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b782af/32.png) [@rubes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rubes)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2002, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-man-juice-diet/137738/66 "2002-11-22T14:28:03Z")
What I want to know, is how did this make it into some editors idea of “news”? ---
**Author:** ![SCSimmons](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e495f1/32.png) [@SCSimmons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCSimmons)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2002, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-man-juice-diet/137738/67 "2002-11-22T16:49:03Z")
Probably an editor who had a premonition that a thread about it on the SDMB would get 1300+ views in two days … ---
**Author:** ![Padeye](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a9a28c/32.png) [@Padeye](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Padeye)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2002, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-man-juice-diet/137738/68 "2002-11-22T17:01:04Z")
A non-doper friend heard about it from a different source. It just seems to be a publicity stunt for a porn website. Of course I won’t post the link but it isn’t hard to deduce from the thread title. Safe to say you shouldn’t surf it from work if big brother is watching. If BB isn’t watching and you’re partial to chubby girls go for it. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2002, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-man-juice-diet/137738/69 "2002-11-22T17:03:08Z")
[Geezer voice] That gal’s got plenty of spunk. [/Geezer voice] ---
**Author:** ![DocCathode](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doccathode/32/18773_2.png) [@DocCathode](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DocCathode)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2002, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-man-juice-diet/137738/70 "2002-11-22T17:44:35Z")
She could add daily jogging and mention the shoe manufacturer- ``` Nike-Just Do It ``` Or, incorporate coffee ``` Maxwell House-Good To The Last Drop ``` Or, what about oatmeal? ``` Quaker-It's the right thing to do, and a tasty way to do it ``` Diet Sprite? ``` Sprite-Image is nothing. Thirst is everything. Obey your thirst. ``` Finally, she’ll be spending a lot of time kneeling. That, and holding cups full of various organic fluids (organic stains are always tough to get out). I wonder if Stainmaster would be interested? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-man-juice-diet/137738.md?page=3)