# The Mandalorian Season 3 \[Open Spoilers\]

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Tags:** tv-shows-scripted, disney-hulu\
**Created:** [February 15, 2023, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-mandalorian-season-3-open-spoilers/979857 "2023-02-15T23:48:04Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2023, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-mandalorian-season-3-open-spoilers/979857/201 "2023-03-24T22:03:27Z")

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> [@RickJay](#):
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> In-universe you are still supposed to assume they are elite warriors.

In-universe, people in armor have a pretty lousy record as warriors. People in bathrobes, on the other hand…

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**Author:** ![Jack\_Burden](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/958977/32.png) [@Jack\_Burden](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Burden)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2023, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-mandalorian-season-3-open-spoilers/979857/202 "2023-03-24T22:04:16Z")

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To be fair, active energetic giant carnivores have been pretty standard features on both Mandalorian and Book of Boba Fett. Maybe we can get Boba on his Rankor fighting alongside the Mandalorian ptero-dragon riders as Grogu’s personal bodyguards. At least until Grogu masters the Dark Saber and leads the clan into battle riding the Mythosaur.

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**Author:** ![N9IWP](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/n9iwp/32/3154_2.png) [@N9IWP](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/N9IWP)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2023, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-mandalorian-season-3-open-spoilers/979857/203 "2023-03-25T01:40:20Z")

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As soon as the mother (or father I suppose) got eaten I thought “great - they created some orphans, now what?” I was pleased they adopted the foundlings, but training them is going to be interesting.  
I’m not convinced Bo Katan isn’t just playing along, but I think seeing the Mythosaur did effect her.

Brian

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**Author:** ![DigitalC](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ebca7d/32.png) [@DigitalC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DigitalC)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2023, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-mandalorian-season-3-open-spoilers/979857/204 "2023-03-25T16:39:11Z")

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> [@Horatius](#):
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> And then, look at their “training” as Bo and Din first arrive. 40 people all crowded together doing 50 different things, most of which seemed kind of useless. Shooting guns, and not even “target practice” shooting, just shooting them off 'cause it looks cool. Guys just flying around at random. A few kids doing wrestling and the like, but without much in the way of supervision or coaching. This is not how you train an elite fighting force!

The random shooting, the guys riding their jetpacks, two dads having their kids fight each other. This was 100% a redneck BBQ.

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**Author:** ![muldoonthief](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muldoonthief/32/3188_2.png) [@muldoonthief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/muldoonthief)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2023, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-mandalorian-season-3-open-spoilers/979857/205 "2023-03-25T19:05:15Z")

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Mythosaurs, Beskar, and The Way made Mand’alor great, let’s keep all three.

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**Author:** ![jadielyn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jadielyn/32/8808_2.png) [@jadielyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jadielyn)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2023, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-mandalorian-season-3-open-spoilers/979857/206 "2023-03-25T20:38:55Z")

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> [@DigitalC](#):
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> random shooting, the guys riding their jetpacks, two dads having their kids fight each other. This was 100% a redneck BBQ.

that’s it, i’m dead, i died now, i hope you’re happy. 🤣

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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2023, 10:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-mandalorian-season-3-open-spoilers/979857/207 "2023-03-27T10:34:30Z")

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Definitely a few WTF moments in this one, starting with:

“Don’t shoot it - the best plan is to follow it back to its nest.”

[30 seconds later]

“Yeah, this plan never works.”

THEN WHY THE FUCK DID YOU SUGGEST IT?

Also - exactly how long was that kid living in the space dragon’s gullet?

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**Author:** ![crazyjoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f14d63/32.png) [@crazyjoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crazyjoe)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2023, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-mandalorian-season-3-open-spoilers/979857/208 "2023-03-27T18:32:05Z")

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> [@Gyrate](#):
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> “Don’t shoot it - the best plan is to follow it back to its nest.”

Followed by the typical stupidity of following it into a narrow, winding canyon instead of flying above it in a straight line, where you might not use as much fuel.

Also, why didn’t you use the grappling hooks and wing nets the FIRST damn time?

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**Author:** ![Biffster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biffster/32/339_2.png) [@Biffster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffster)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2023, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-mandalorian-season-3-open-spoilers/979857/209 "2023-03-27T19:36:06Z")

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Them Mandalorians is cool-looking, but they ain’t the brightest ones in the universe.

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**Author:** ![DigitalC](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ebca7d/32.png) [@DigitalC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DigitalC)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2023, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-mandalorian-season-3-open-spoilers/979857/210 "2023-03-27T19:38:12Z")

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My favorite ones were the two firing their flamethrower at each other and the fire just canceling out like it was a Dragon Ball Z blast.

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**Author:** ![Face\_Intentionally\_Left\_Blank](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/face_intentionally_left_blank/32/288_2.png) [@Face\_Intentionally\_Left\_Blank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Face_Intentionally_Left_Blank)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2023, 9:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-mandalorian-season-3-open-spoilers/979857/211 "2023-03-28T09:57:03Z")

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Yeah, the “training” scenes were far, FAR more comical than they thought they were. All it would take is adding Yakety Sax as a soundtrack to make it a comedy. It actually helped to reset my expectation level. Everyone will be disappointed by the end of the season if this is the level of writing they’re bringing to the show.

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**Author:** ![Mahaloth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mahaloth/32/1079_2.png) [@Mahaloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahaloth)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2023, 12:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-mandalorian-season-3-open-spoilers/979857/212 "2023-03-28T12:46:50Z")

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This season has made it clear that they definitely should have left Grogu with Luke, never shown him or Luke again, and moved on.

I feel like Disney almost certainly pressured them to bring back baby-Yoda and continue the storyline even though they allowed the show-writers to end his storyline in a dramatic and natural way.

I mean, it was a painful decision for Mando to hand off Grogu to Luke and I think that while it was difficult and the future would be unknown, it was wise and the best decision in the moment for him.

I kind of hate that they undid it during the Boba Fett show and now we have to keep going with this. It was a chance for Mando to move on to other things.

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**Author:** ![RickJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bb73d2/32.png) [@RickJay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RickJay)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2023, 1:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-mandalorian-season-3-open-spoilers/979857/213 "2023-03-28T13:00:44Z")

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> [@Mahaloth](#):
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> I feel like Disney almost certainly pressured them to bring back baby-Yoda and continue the storyline even though they allowed the show-writers to end his storyline in a dramatic and natural way.

Grogu’s storyline HAS ended. He serves no purpose in this season, at least not yet.

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**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2023, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-mandalorian-season-3-open-spoilers/979857/214 "2023-03-28T13:19:13Z")

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What would Grogu’s Mandalorian helmet look like?

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**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2023, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-mandalorian-season-3-open-spoilers/979857/215 "2023-03-28T13:21:53Z")

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Well, there are three designs he can choose from; bucket, bucket, or bucket.

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**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2023, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-mandalorian-season-3-open-spoilers/979857/216 "2023-03-28T13:24:27Z")

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So what happens with his ears?

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**Author:** ![Mahaloth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mahaloth/32/1079_2.png) [@Mahaloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahaloth)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2023, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-mandalorian-season-3-open-spoilers/979857/217 "2023-03-28T13:27:43Z")

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I presume they give him a Batman style helmet, only shaped to his head.

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**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2023, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-mandalorian-season-3-open-spoilers/979857/218 "2023-03-28T13:28:11Z")

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Just pull them down like Sister Bertrille on a windy day.

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**Author:** ![Alessan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alessan/32/465_2.png) [@Alessan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alessan)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2023, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-mandalorian-season-3-open-spoilers/979857/219 "2023-03-28T13:58:10Z")

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Or just cut a couple of slits in the sides and let them poke out.

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**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2023, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-mandalorian-season-3-open-spoilers/979857/220 "2023-03-28T14:00:07Z")

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Does the Mandalorian creed imply anything about not letting anyone see your ears?

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