# The Maple Donut. It is my opinion that there is no better donut in the world.

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [June 24, 2019, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-maple-donut-it-is-my-opinion-that-there-is-no-better-donut-in-the-world/835973 "2019-06-24T16:08:02Z")\
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I am damn near swooning over a maple donut this morning. Food of the gods.

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**Post date:** [June 24, 2019, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-maple-donut-it-is-my-opinion-that-there-is-no-better-donut-in-the-world/835973/2 "2019-06-24T16:09:41Z")

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Maple glaze, right?

That’s my go-to donut order. I only have them 2-3 times a year, but you’re right that they’re the best.

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**Post date:** [June 24, 2019, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-maple-donut-it-is-my-opinion-that-there-is-no-better-donut-in-the-world/835973/3 "2019-06-24T16:09:45Z")

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I always get a maple bar, because there’s more maple donut goodness. It’s been my favorite since I was a kid.

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**Author:** ![Folly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/folly/32/3219_2.png) [@Folly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Folly)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2019, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-maple-donut-it-is-my-opinion-that-there-is-no-better-donut-in-the-world/835973/4 "2019-06-24T16:10:17Z")

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With or without bacon?

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**Post date:** [June 24, 2019, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-maple-donut-it-is-my-opinion-that-there-is-no-better-donut-in-the-world/835973/5 "2019-06-24T16:11:33Z")

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> [@Folly](#):
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> With or without bacon?

Don’t be vulgar.

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**Author:** ![AHunter3](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ahunter3/32/368_2.png) [@AHunter3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AHunter3)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2019, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-maple-donut-it-is-my-opinion-that-there-is-no-better-donut-in-the-world/835973/6 "2019-06-24T16:13:10Z")

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You are, of course, entitled to your opinion, but your opinion is, of course, wrong 😉

The best donut in existence is the apple cider donut.

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**Post date:** [June 24, 2019, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-maple-donut-it-is-my-opinion-that-there-is-no-better-donut-in-the-world/835973/7 "2019-06-24T16:18:45Z")

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> [@AHunter3](#):
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> You are, of course, entitled to your opinion, but your opinion is, of course, wrong 😉

I have to concur. The poor maple doughnut is always the last lonely survivor left in the box at work. Sometimes lingering, shunned and ignored, into the next day. I sure don’t want it.

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**Post date:** [June 24, 2019, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-maple-donut-it-is-my-opinion-that-there-is-no-better-donut-in-the-world/835973/8 "2019-06-24T16:32:13Z")

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> [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](#):
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> Don’t be vulgar.

That means WITH, right?

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**Post date:** [June 24, 2019, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-maple-donut-it-is-my-opinion-that-there-is-no-better-donut-in-the-world/835973/9 "2019-06-24T16:33:08Z")

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> [@Labtrash](#):
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> That means WITH, right?

Sure, and while you’re at it put a Pepe the Frog and a poop emoji on there, too.

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**Post date:** [June 24, 2019, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-maple-donut-it-is-my-opinion-that-there-is-no-better-donut-in-the-world/835973/10 "2019-06-24T16:41:21Z")

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No bacon and yes, the maple bar because there is more room for the glaze. :still licking fingers:

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**Post date:** [June 24, 2019, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-maple-donut-it-is-my-opinion-that-there-is-no-better-donut-in-the-world/835973/11 "2019-06-24T17:12:47Z")

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Yeast or cake?

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**Post date:** [June 24, 2019, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-maple-donut-it-is-my-opinion-that-there-is-no-better-donut-in-the-world/835973/12 "2019-06-24T17:15:38Z")

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Ehh.

Maple donuts are wonderful, but any donut that’s not filled shouldn’t even bother.

Bavarian cream is my first choice; then lemon jelly, followed by raspberry jam (WITH the seeds).

ETA: if you fill it with bacon, you still have room for the maple glaze.

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**Post date:** [June 24, 2019, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-maple-donut-it-is-my-opinion-that-there-is-no-better-donut-in-the-world/835973/13 "2019-06-24T17:21:34Z")

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Had a bizarre one the other day. Someone brought them to work.

Chocolate frosting that had a crumbled up Butter Finger bar sprinkled into it. It was wonderful.

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**Post date:** [June 24, 2019, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-maple-donut-it-is-my-opinion-that-there-is-no-better-donut-in-the-world/835973/14 "2019-06-24T17:22:17Z")

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I can’t resist the maple bar.

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> [@kaylasdad99](#):
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> Ehh.
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> Maple donuts are wonderful, but any donut that’s not filled shouldn’t even bother.
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> Bavarian cream is my first choice; then lemon jelly, followed by raspberry jam (WITH the seeds).
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> ETA: if you fill it with bacon, you still have room for the maple glaze.

Yeah, reverse the order of your filled guys, and you have my doughnut medalists. I’ll leave the maple ones to the folks that crave such things.

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**Post date:** [June 24, 2019, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-maple-donut-it-is-my-opinion-that-there-is-no-better-donut-in-the-world/835973/16 "2019-06-24T17:32:00Z")

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> [@AHunter3](#):
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> You are, of course, entitled to your opinion, but your opinion is, of course, wrong 😉
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> The best donut in existence is the apple cider donut.

This is 100% correct. I am a hardcore maple maniac, but cake doughnuts are superior to raised, and that maple glaze isn’t generally made with real maple anyway.

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**Post date:** [June 24, 2019, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-maple-donut-it-is-my-opinion-that-there-is-no-better-donut-in-the-world/835973/17 "2019-06-24T17:57:57Z")

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I wish I had a million maple donuts so I could give them all away. They make me retch.

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> [@Inigo\_Montoya](#):
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> I wish I had a million maple donuts so I could give them all away. They make me retch.

[raises hand] I’ll take one!

Went for the longest bike ride I’d ever done, ended up in a small town I’d never been in. Exhausted, I thought “Hey, now I’ve gotta ride home. I know, I’ll stop in that mom’n’pop grocery store and get a treat!”

And there it was: a bakery case full of maple bacon long johns…  
…not sure anything’s ever tasted so good.

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**Post date:** [June 24, 2019, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-maple-donut-it-is-my-opinion-that-there-is-no-better-donut-in-the-world/835973/19 "2019-06-24T20:54:11Z")

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Chocolate glazed donut first. Maple bar second. (But that’s a rarity around here.)

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I’ve got a place here that does maple frosted apple fritters. Gotta say, they’re kinda yummy.

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