# The marble Angel in my backyard has four testicles

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-marble-angel-in-my-backyard-has-four-testicles/71988>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [July 10, 2001, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-marble-angel-in-my-backyard-has-four-testicles/71988 "2001-07-10T20:51:32Z")\
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**Author:** ![Elenfair](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/cc9497/32.png) [@Elenfair](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elenfair)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2001, 12:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-marble-angel-in-my-backyard-has-four-testicles/71988/21 "2001-07-12T12:56:56Z")

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Oh _Rue_…

You flatterer you.

😃

::::: wiggles eyebrows :::::

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**Author:** ![BunnyGirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/22d042/32.png) [@BunnyGirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BunnyGirl)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2001, 12:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-marble-angel-in-my-backyard-has-four-testicles/71988/22 "2001-07-12T12:59:26Z")

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> a snorkle.

Yeah, but what kind of snorkle?

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**Author:** ![Olentzero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/90ced4/32.png) [@Olentzero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Olentzero)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2001, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-marble-angel-in-my-backyard-has-four-testicles/71988/23 "2001-07-12T14:13:39Z")

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> **Yeah, but what kind of snorkle?**

A sergeant should do adequately in this case.

I second the motion for photographic proof. Even if you have to scan a Polaroid.

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**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2001, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-marble-angel-in-my-backyard-has-four-testicles/71988/24 "2001-07-12T19:02:18Z")

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> _Title:_  
> The marble Angel in my backyard has four testicles.

Well then, he sure is a blessed Angel, isn’t he?

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> _Originally posted by Elenfair_  
> I just realized said angel is also dickless. Four testicles, but dickless. Who was the _sick_ guy who came up with that?

Are you sure the poor bastard is really an angel? Sounds like the poor guy is really in hell. I heard the Devil has a way of playing evil tricks on poor souls. . .

Tripler  
They’re marble? That gives “hard-on” a whole new meaning.

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