# The master band list **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 2, 2001, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-master-band-list/74687 "2001-08-02T20:10:53Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![tiny\_ham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@tiny\_ham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiny_ham)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2001, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-master-band-list/74687/1 "2001-08-02T20:10:53Z")
This has the potential to become a gigantic thread. But what I’d like to do is this. Let’s keep this thread around (much like the welcome wagon) as a way of keeping track of the many millions of great band names that threads have spawned. Now this isn’t meant as a way of sitting around thinking about band names, but picking actual phrases, thread titles or lines that made you say “great band name there”. Just come and pop it into this thread and we’ll have a master list. My first contributions are from Crunchy Frog (in the Tacky Art thread) **Taxidermied Bull Frog Band** and Yersinia Pestis’ thread: **Lunchbox Fish** fantastic! carry on. ---
**Author:** ![Simetra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/278dde/32.png) [@Simetra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simetra)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2001, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-master-band-list/74687/2 "2001-08-02T20:14:15Z")
First post in and I’m breaking the rules. Sorry **jarbaby**. Someone in #Straightdope once said they wanted to name their band “Jiff and the Choosey Mothers”. I can’t remember who it was, but that has to be one of the best band-names ever. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2001, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-master-band-list/74687/3 "2001-08-02T20:14:45Z")
Great idea! I hope it flies. I’d like to say that my user name came from a National Lampoon article about ficticious bands so I hereby nominate … me **The Jackbatties** also from the OP … **Gigantic Thread The Welcome Wagon Threads Have Spawned Come and Pop** Or is that reaching? ---
**Author:** ![Ike\_Witt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ike_witt/32/283_2.png) [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2001, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-master-band-list/74687/4 "2001-08-02T20:24:39Z")
Currently playing in GQ is \*Guenter Nimtz and his Sensational Superluminal Signal. ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2001, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-master-band-list/74687/5 "2001-08-02T20:37:22Z")
I think it was Coldfire who once said that the phrase **Fart Vapor Moisture** from a post of mine would have made a great band name. ---
**Author:** ![sk8rixtx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/858c86/32.png) [@sk8rixtx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sk8rixtx)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2001, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-master-band-list/74687/6 "2001-08-02T20:59:36Z")
**Evil Nazi Groundhogs** … what else? ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2001, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-master-band-list/74687/7 "2001-08-02T23:25:34Z")
I’ll start off with my All Time Favourite, and add a few more. **[Shiny Gay Republican](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=39757) [Coldie and the Nazi Ass Hamsters](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=71024&pagenumber=2) 😃** OK, that’s the only two I remembered, to be honest. Good thread, jar’ems. ---
**Author:** ![Totoro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Totoro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Totoro)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2001, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-master-band-list/74687/8 "2001-08-02T23:31:50Z")
Currently in MPSIMS: **Edible Camera** I like it. ---
**Author:** ![Mercutio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/51bf81/32.png) [@Mercutio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mercutio)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2001, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-master-band-list/74687/9 "2001-08-03T00:51:10Z")
**Sodomy Ghost** ---
**Author:** ![Eo\_Echo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ebca7d/32.png) [@Eo\_Echo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eo_Echo)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2001, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-master-band-list/74687/10 "2001-08-03T01:23:27Z")
**Kingon Fudge Smear.** ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2001, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-master-band-list/74687/11 "2001-08-03T01:38:27Z")
**[The Grammar Turds](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?postid=1481657#post1481657)** **Attention Whore** - many threads. ;D - \*pronounced “ **Semi-Colon Dee** ” ---
**Author:** ![imthjckaz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/imthjckaz/32/3223_2.png) [@imthjckaz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/imthjckaz)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2001, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-master-band-list/74687/12 "2001-08-03T01:40:13Z")
[Cuntfunnel](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=80074) ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2001, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-master-band-list/74687/13 "2001-08-03T01:42:08Z")
Crap! I screwed that up! I guess it should either be … 😉 - “ **Semi-Colon End Parentheses** ” or 😃 - “ **Colon Dee** ” ---
**Author:** ![DynoSaur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DynoSaur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DynoSaur)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2001, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-master-band-list/74687/14 "2001-08-03T02:25:06Z")
Well, to recall the band name spawned by this year’s goings-on at Spiffled II - Flaming Dyno and the Snatch Candy Experience ---
**Author:** ![Zenster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/cdc98d/32.png) [@Zenster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenster)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2001, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-master-band-list/74687/15 "2001-08-03T02:35:52Z")
I managed to snuff a perfectly nice little thread by bringing up [\*Lucifer’s Racoons \*](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?postid=1443159#post1443159). ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2001, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-master-band-list/74687/16 "2001-08-03T03:17:08Z")
The inspiration for part of my sig… **Ferrets on Crack** ---
**Author:** ![absoul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bc8723/32.png) [@absoul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/absoul)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2001, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-master-band-list/74687/17 "2001-08-03T03:29:10Z")
The all time best band name: “Free Beer” …and of course the opening act: “Drunk Bitches” Friday and Saturday Free Beer and Drunk Bitches. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Man\_Who](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c2a13f/32.png) [@The\_Man\_Who](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Man_Who)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2001, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-master-band-list/74687/18 "2001-08-03T03:41:07Z")
I know I’ve mentioned My Secret Lesbian in a post here before. -Myron ---
**Author:** ![DarkPrince](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce73a5/32.png) [@DarkPrince](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DarkPrince)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2001, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-master-band-list/74687/19 "2001-08-03T04:18:23Z")
My lifelong dream has always been to be in a band called **Johnny Abortion and the Coat Hangers**. ---
**Author:** ![tiny\_ham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@tiny\_ham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiny_ham)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2001, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-master-band-list/74687/20 "2001-08-03T14:44:58Z")
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